Episode

Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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Published: Mon Apr 10 2023
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Chapters
In this episode, the speakers discuss language, sex, and other topics, which include how the use of different languages can make people seem more attractive or not, their preferences, and a strange dinner experience, among others.
00:00 - 00:25 (00:25)
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Language, Sexuality
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In this episode, the speakers discuss language, sex, and other topics, which include how the use of different languages can make people seem more attractive or not, their preferences, and a strange dinner experience, among others.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his desire to be able to "suck his own dick" and mentions wanting to sleep on a Satva mattress, which he claims has a zero gravity setting.
00:25 - 03:31 (03:06)
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Satva Mattress
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The speaker discusses his desire to be able to "suck his own dick" and mentions wanting to sleep on a Satva mattress, which he claims has a zero gravity setting.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan shares about his cleansing journey with Leanne in preparation for his 40th birthday, resulting in significant weight loss and physical changes.
03:31 - 07:18 (03:46)
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Health and Wellness
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Joe Rogan shares about his cleansing journey with Leanne in preparation for his 40th birthday, resulting in significant weight loss and physical changes.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A guy shares his experience of an awkward first date in Mexico City where he struggled to communicate effectively with his date due to language barriers.
07:18 - 10:09 (02:50)
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Dating
Summary

A guy shares his experience of an awkward first date in Mexico City where he struggled to communicate effectively with his date due to language barriers.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how people make jokes about their own culture differently in other countries, and that while references are made to culture, they are not always as overt as they are in the United States.
10:09 - 13:42 (03:33)
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culture
Summary

The speaker discusses how people make jokes about their own culture differently in other countries, and that while references are made to culture, they are not always as overt as they are in the United States.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura discusses how he incorporates his Latinx heritage into his comedy and how speaking Spanish changes people's perceptions of him.
13:42 - 18:05 (04:23)
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Tom Segura
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Tom Segura discusses how he incorporates his Latinx heritage into his comedy and how speaking Spanish changes people's perceptions of him.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a medication schedule and the importance of watching a soccer game, leading to conflict with their family members.
18:05 - 23:52 (05:46)
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Medication
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The speaker tells a story about a medication schedule and the importance of watching a soccer game, leading to conflict with their family members.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses how, despite not needing a timepiece during their stay at the monastery, a fragrance is still important for them; they observe how people continually visit shops to buy fragrances.
23:52 - 25:43 (01:51)
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Monastery
Summary

The speaker expresses how, despite not needing a timepiece during their stay at the monastery, a fragrance is still important for them; they observe how people continually visit shops to buy fragrances.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about a YouTuber's closet and speculation about its size and contents.
25:43 - 27:35 (01:52)
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YouTubers
Summary

A conversation about a YouTuber's closet and speculation about its size and contents.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss how children express their emotions and feelings, and how it can come across as simple yet authentic.
27:35 - 30:25 (02:49)
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Children, Emotions
Summary

In this episode, the hosts discuss how children express their emotions and feelings, and how it can come across as simple yet authentic.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Ludacris and Tyrese space movie may not be an Oscar winner, but it's a good movie that will make you laugh.
30:25 - 34:05 (03:40)
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Entertainment
Summary

The Ludacris and Tyrese space movie may not be an Oscar winner, but it's a good movie that will make you laugh. The podcast speaker also shares about the funniest movie he ever watched, which was not meant to be funny.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is expressing confusion and surprise about a situation or decision, possibly related to a period of two years.
34:05 - 36:24 (02:18)
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N/A
Summary

The speaker is expressing confusion and surprise about a situation or decision, possibly related to a period of two years.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, two hosts discuss whether Quibi, an app created specifically for streaming short videos, is really useful nowadays.
36:24 - 39:42 (03:18)
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Quibi
Summary

In this episode, two hosts discuss whether Quibi, an app created specifically for streaming short videos, is really useful nowadays. They also talk about how coronavirus changed our way of life, and other different topics.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is announcing a live in-studio event that will be streamed to movie theaters.
39:42 - 42:18 (02:35)
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Movie Premiere
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The speaker is announcing a live in-studio event that will be streamed to movie theaters. They also mention that a trailer for their upcoming movie will be included in their special and suggest pre-buying tickets before the movie's release.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses the desire for their upcoming movie to succeed, encouraging listeners to pre-order tickets in order to green light future projects and to be able to continue working on their own film series.
42:18 - 46:35 (04:17)
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Movies
Summary

The speaker expresses the desire for their upcoming movie to succeed, encouraging listeners to pre-order tickets in order to green light future projects and to be able to continue working on their own film series.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about an opportunity he had to co-host The Man Show reboot, but was ultimately turned down due to physical limitations.
46:35 - 49:18 (02:42)
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Hollywood
Summary

The host talks about an opportunity he had to co-host The Man Show reboot, but was ultimately turned down due to physical limitations.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Adam Carolla talks about the credits of his old TV show and how people used to watch it for Girls on Trampolines.
49:18 - 51:39 (02:21)
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Comedy
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Comedian Adam Carolla talks about the credits of his old TV show and how people used to watch it for Girls on Trampolines. He also mentions his daughter's opinion on his facial hair and a time when he was with the hottest women.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A speaker reflects on a pivotal moment in their career, when their machine story went viral during a podcast, completely changing their trajectory.
51:39 - 53:32 (01:53)
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Career
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A speaker reflects on a pivotal moment in their career, when their machine story went viral during a podcast, completely changing their trajectory.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer and actress Alyssa Milano discuss Bert's strange attraction to the Kool-Aid Man costume and how it accentuates certain body parts.
55:33 - 57:43 (02:10)
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Comedy
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Comedian Bert Kreischer and actress Alyssa Milano discuss Bert's strange attraction to the Kool-Aid Man costume and how it accentuates certain body parts.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker initially mistakes someone for Tom Segura but as they get a closer look, they realize the person doesn't look good.
57:43 - 1:00:02 (02:18)
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Humor
Summary

The speaker initially mistakes someone for Tom Segura but as they get a closer look, they realize the person doesn't look good. They make a comment about how the person's chest looks like it's wearing sunglasses.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people are on a boat ride in Pearl Harbor and Russell's girlfriend asks if the boat can go underwater.
1:00:02 - 1:02:51 (02:49)
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Pearl Harbor
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A group of people are on a boat ride in Pearl Harbor and Russell's girlfriend asks if the boat can go underwater.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a past hairstyle that they now see as ridiculous and points it out to the listener.
1:02:51 - 1:04:14 (01:23)
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Hair
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The speaker reflects on a past hairstyle that they now see as ridiculous and points it out to the listener.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the hosts discuss the trend of hair transplants and wigs among celebrities such as David Beckham, John Travolta, and Deon Sanders.
1:04:14 - 1:05:24 (01:09)
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Hair Transplants
Summary

In this conversation, the hosts discuss the trend of hair transplants and wigs among celebrities such as David Beckham, John Travolta, and Deon Sanders. While one host expresses interest in wearing a wig, the other is skeptical about undergoing hair transplant surgery.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses hair transplants in Hollywood including celebrities such as Ben Affleck and Prince Harry.
1:05:24 - 1:07:37 (02:13)
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Hair Transplants
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The podcast discusses hair transplants in Hollywood including celebrities such as Ben Affleck and Prince Harry. They also mention the desire to have hair transplants that look natural and allow for activities such as swimming.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Burt Kreischer shares his amusing experience of people seeking his opinion on the financial crisis despite his lack of expertise in finance.
1:07:37 - 1:09:29 (01:51)
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Finance
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Burt Kreischer shares his amusing experience of people seeking his opinion on the financial crisis despite his lack of expertise in finance.

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Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer