Episode
Rise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
1:09:37
Published: Mon Apr 10 2023
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Chapters
In this episode, the speakers discuss language, sex, and other topics, which include how the use of different languages can make people seem more attractive or not, their preferences, and a strange dinner experience, among others.
00:00 - 00:25 (00:25)
Summary
In this episode, the speakers discuss language, sex, and other topics, which include how the use of different languages can make people seem more attractive or not, their preferences, and a strange dinner experience, among others.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his desire to be able to "suck his own dick" and mentions wanting to sleep on a Satva mattress, which he claims has a zero gravity setting.
00:25 - 03:31 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses his desire to be able to "suck his own dick" and mentions wanting to sleep on a Satva mattress, which he claims has a zero gravity setting.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan shares about his cleansing journey with Leanne in preparation for his 40th birthday, resulting in significant weight loss and physical changes.
03:31 - 07:18 (03:46)
Summary
Joe Rogan shares about his cleansing journey with Leanne in preparation for his 40th birthday, resulting in significant weight loss and physical changes.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A guy shares his experience of an awkward first date in Mexico City where he struggled to communicate effectively with his date due to language barriers.
07:18 - 10:09 (02:50)
Summary
A guy shares his experience of an awkward first date in Mexico City where he struggled to communicate effectively with his date due to language barriers.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how people make jokes about their own culture differently in other countries, and that while references are made to culture, they are not always as overt as they are in the United States.
10:09 - 13:42 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker discusses how people make jokes about their own culture differently in other countries, and that while references are made to culture, they are not always as overt as they are in the United States.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura discusses how he incorporates his Latinx heritage into his comedy and how speaking Spanish changes people's perceptions of him.
13:42 - 18:05 (04:23)
Summary
Tom Segura discusses how he incorporates his Latinx heritage into his comedy and how speaking Spanish changes people's perceptions of him.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a medication schedule and the importance of watching a soccer game, leading to conflict with their family members.
18:05 - 23:52 (05:46)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about a medication schedule and the importance of watching a soccer game, leading to conflict with their family members.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses how, despite not needing a timepiece during their stay at the monastery, a fragrance is still important for them; they observe how people continually visit shops to buy fragrances.
23:52 - 25:43 (01:51)
Summary
The speaker expresses how, despite not needing a timepiece during their stay at the monastery, a fragrance is still important for them; they observe how people continually visit shops to buy fragrances.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about a YouTuber's closet and speculation about its size and contents.
25:43 - 27:35 (01:52)
Summary
A conversation about a YouTuber's closet and speculation about its size and contents.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss how children express their emotions and feelings, and how it can come across as simple yet authentic.
27:35 - 30:25 (02:49)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss how children express their emotions and feelings, and how it can come across as simple yet authentic.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Ludacris and Tyrese space movie may not be an Oscar winner, but it's a good movie that will make you laugh.
30:25 - 34:05 (03:40)
Summary
The Ludacris and Tyrese space movie may not be an Oscar winner, but it's a good movie that will make you laugh. The podcast speaker also shares about the funniest movie he ever watched, which was not meant to be funny.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is expressing confusion and surprise about a situation or decision, possibly related to a period of two years.
34:05 - 36:24 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker is expressing confusion and surprise about a situation or decision, possibly related to a period of two years.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, two hosts discuss whether Quibi, an app created specifically for streaming short videos, is really useful nowadays.
36:24 - 39:42 (03:18)
Summary
In this episode, two hosts discuss whether Quibi, an app created specifically for streaming short videos, is really useful nowadays. They also talk about how coronavirus changed our way of life, and other different topics.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is announcing a live in-studio event that will be streamed to movie theaters.
39:42 - 42:18 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker is announcing a live in-studio event that will be streamed to movie theaters. They also mention that a trailer for their upcoming movie will be included in their special and suggest pre-buying tickets before the movie's release.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses the desire for their upcoming movie to succeed, encouraging listeners to pre-order tickets in order to green light future projects and to be able to continue working on their own film series.
42:18 - 46:35 (04:17)
Summary
The speaker expresses the desire for their upcoming movie to succeed, encouraging listeners to pre-order tickets in order to green light future projects and to be able to continue working on their own film series.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about an opportunity he had to co-host The Man Show reboot, but was ultimately turned down due to physical limitations.
46:35 - 49:18 (02:42)
Summary
The host talks about an opportunity he had to co-host The Man Show reboot, but was ultimately turned down due to physical limitations.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Adam Carolla talks about the credits of his old TV show and how people used to watch it for Girls on Trampolines.
49:18 - 51:39 (02:21)
Summary
Comedian Adam Carolla talks about the credits of his old TV show and how people used to watch it for Girls on Trampolines. He also mentions his daughter's opinion on his facial hair and a time when he was with the hottest women.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A speaker reflects on a pivotal moment in their career, when their machine story went viral during a podcast, completely changing their trajectory.
51:39 - 53:32 (01:53)
Summary
A speaker reflects on a pivotal moment in their career, when their machine story went viral during a podcast, completely changing their trajectory.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer and actress Alyssa Milano discuss Bert's strange attraction to the Kool-Aid Man costume and how it accentuates certain body parts.
55:33 - 57:43 (02:10)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer and actress Alyssa Milano discuss Bert's strange attraction to the Kool-Aid Man costume and how it accentuates certain body parts.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker initially mistakes someone for Tom Segura but as they get a closer look, they realize the person doesn't look good.
57:43 - 1:00:02 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker initially mistakes someone for Tom Segura but as they get a closer look, they realize the person doesn't look good. They make a comment about how the person's chest looks like it's wearing sunglasses.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people are on a boat ride in Pearl Harbor and Russell's girlfriend asks if the boat can go underwater.
1:00:02 - 1:02:51 (02:49)
Summary
A group of people are on a boat ride in Pearl Harbor and Russell's girlfriend asks if the boat can go underwater.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a past hairstyle that they now see as ridiculous and points it out to the listener.
1:02:51 - 1:04:14 (01:23)
Summary
The speaker reflects on a past hairstyle that they now see as ridiculous and points it out to the listener.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the hosts discuss the trend of hair transplants and wigs among celebrities such as David Beckham, John Travolta, and Deon Sanders.
1:04:14 - 1:05:24 (01:09)
Summary
In this conversation, the hosts discuss the trend of hair transplants and wigs among celebrities such as David Beckham, John Travolta, and Deon Sanders. While one host expresses interest in wearing a wig, the other is skeptical about undergoing hair transplant surgery.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses hair transplants in Hollywood including celebrities such as Ben Affleck and Prince Harry.
1:05:24 - 1:07:37 (02:13)
Summary
The podcast discusses hair transplants in Hollywood including celebrities such as Ben Affleck and Prince Harry. They also mention the desire to have hair transplants that look natural and allow for activities such as swimming.
EpisodeRise of the Comedians | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 180
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Burt Kreischer shares his amusing experience of people seeking his opinion on the financial crisis despite his lack of expertise in finance.
1:07:37 - 1:09:29 (01:51)
Summary
Burt Kreischer shares his amusing experience of people seeking his opinion on the financial crisis despite his lack of expertise in finance.