Episode
Testosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
1:23:13
Published: Mon Apr 24 2023
Description
It’s another classic episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer. Bert is trying to update his wardrobe, how much weight change affects looks, and if it has the potential to change a fat comedian’s act. Tom injects Bert with (doctor prescribed) testosterone, the discuss what tattoos they’re going to get on their newly ripped bodies, and how jacked some athletes used to be. They discuss plane crashes, health and longevity,https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
This transcript is not useful as it contains explicit and nonsensical language.
00:00 - 01:09 (01:09)
Summary
This transcript is not useful as it contains explicit and nonsensical language.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker and his roommates had a legendary college t-shirt that they would steal and share among themselves, pretending it was their own worn-out baseball shirt.
01:09 - 03:05 (01:55)
Summary
The speaker and his roommates had a legendary college t-shirt that they would steal and share among themselves, pretending it was their own worn-out baseball shirt.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about an idea to open up a new Airbnb service dedicated to Burt and based on his preferences and experiences in different countries.
03:05 - 07:26 (04:21)
Summary
The speaker talks about an idea to open up a new Airbnb service dedicated to Burt and based on his preferences and experiences in different countries.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss their fashion preferences, including buying multiples of the same item and the desire for vintage-style clothing.
07:26 - 11:51 (04:25)
Summary
The speakers discuss their fashion preferences, including buying multiples of the same item and the desire for vintage-style clothing.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the habit of overusing the word "like" in conversations, and how it can be an indication of giving up or lack of confidence in one's communication skills.
11:51 - 15:14 (03:22)
Summary
The podcast discusses the habit of overusing the word "like" in conversations, and how it can be an indication of giving up or lack of confidence in one's communication skills.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A young man shares the impact of fitness on his and an older man's physical ability and appearance after doing 150 squats, burpees, and push-ups daily in the gym.
15:14 - 17:13 (01:59)
Summary
A young man shares the impact of fitness on his and an older man's physical ability and appearance after doing 150 squats, burpees, and push-ups daily in the gym.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode features a discussion about maintaining a healthy lifestyle for longevity, especially during travel.
17:13 - 20:18 (03:05)
Summary
This podcast episode features a discussion about maintaining a healthy lifestyle for longevity, especially during travel.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experience with making jokes about being overweight and differentiating between making it a part of their act versus just mentioning it briefly.
20:18 - 22:12 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses their experience with making jokes about being overweight and differentiating between making it a part of their act versus just mentioning it briefly.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation about weight gain and eating habits tend to be a sensitive topic for many individuals.
22:12 - 26:44 (04:32)
Summary
The conversation about weight gain and eating habits tend to be a sensitive topic for many individuals. This podcast highlights the importance of avoiding body shaming tendencies and how it can affect a person negatively.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing concerns about someone else managing their gear and potentially overfilling it.
26:44 - 28:47 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker is discussing concerns about someone else managing their gear and potentially overfilling it.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the adrenaline spike that one gets from physical activity when on steroids, and how the soreness lasts much longer than usual.
30:55 - 33:21 (02:25)
Summary
The speaker talks about the adrenaline spike that one gets from physical activity when on steroids, and how the soreness lasts much longer than usual.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the dangers associated with taking performance-enhancing drugs and how it can have negative health consequences, despite the potential for short-term benefits.
33:21 - 35:24 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses the dangers associated with taking performance-enhancing drugs and how it can have negative health consequences, despite the potential for short-term benefits.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the use of steroids in college athletics, specifically at Florida State University.
35:24 - 37:12 (01:47)
Summary
A discussion about the use of steroids in college athletics, specifically at Florida State University.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about bodybuilders and their use of testosterone with some taking up to 200 units per injection.
37:12 - 38:54 (01:41)
Summary
A discussion about bodybuilders and their use of testosterone with some taking up to 200 units per injection.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the appearance of tattoos and comments on a person who has multiple tattoos.
38:54 - 40:36 (01:41)
Summary
The speaker discusses the appearance of tattoos and comments on a person who has multiple tattoos.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses admiration for Hawaiian tattoo art and believes that one should earn the right to have such tattoos.
40:37 - 42:38 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker expresses admiration for Hawaiian tattoo art and believes that one should earn the right to have such tattoos.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During a podcast episode, Joe Rogan suggests that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson may be using performance-enhancing drugs and should be more transparent about it, prompting speculation of a potential Twitter feud.
42:39 - 45:12 (02:33)
Summary
During a podcast episode, Joe Rogan suggests that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson may be using performance-enhancing drugs and should be more transparent about it, prompting speculation of a potential Twitter feud.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan discusses the physical transformation of Barry Bonds and the importance of utilizing a platform for positive influence.
45:12 - 47:27 (02:15)
Summary
Joe Rogan discusses the physical transformation of Barry Bonds and the importance of utilizing a platform for positive influence.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A baseball player holds records for the most career home runs, most home runs in a single season, and most career walks.
47:27 - 50:03 (02:36)
Summary
A baseball player holds records for the most career home runs, most home runs in a single season, and most career walks.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their frustration about always waking up at 6 a.m. due to their demanding work schedule, and envies those who are rich and don't have to adhere to such routines.
50:04 - 51:33 (01:28)
Summary
A person shares their frustration about always waking up at 6 a.m. due to their demanding work schedule, and envies those who are rich and don't have to adhere to such routines.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a time when someone appeared to be knowledgeable about a current event, but their lack of understanding became evident.
51:33 - 54:31 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker reflects on a time when someone appeared to be knowledgeable about a current event, but their lack of understanding became evident. They emphasize the tendency to remember broad strokes of events but forget details.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a brief conversation about looking for information on the internet and navigating through search results.
54:31 - 56:03 (01:32)
Summary
The transcript is a brief conversation about looking for information on the internet and navigating through search results.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 remains a mystery as authorities have failed to find any debris from the plane despite continuous search operations for over two years.
56:08 - 59:56 (03:48)
Summary
The disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 remains a mystery as authorities have failed to find any debris from the plane despite continuous search operations for over two years.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their fear of flying, exacerbated by recent airline crashes, and a conversation about the Boeing 737 MAX.
59:57 - 1:03:32 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker discusses their fear of flying, exacerbated by recent airline crashes, and a conversation about the Boeing 737 MAX.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the negative thoughts that can arise when dealing with grief and how affirmations and beautiful places may not be enough to combat them.
1:03:32 - 1:06:59 (03:27)
Summary
The speaker discusses the negative thoughts that can arise when dealing with grief and how affirmations and beautiful places may not be enough to combat them.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast snippet, the speaker reflects on a friend who traveled 3,000 miles to visit the Cook Islands after mistaking them for the much closer and more well-known "Hamburger Island."
1:07:00 - 1:09:12 (02:11)
Summary
In this podcast snippet, the speaker reflects on a friend who traveled 3,000 miles to visit the Cook Islands after mistaking them for the much closer and more well-known "Hamburger Island."
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of having a searing panic attack in the middle of the night and having to make a difficult decision while driving down the road.
1:09:12 - 1:12:29 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience of having a searing panic attack in the middle of the night and having to make a difficult decision while driving down the road.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Conor McGregor boasts about selling out the three arena and encourages others to do the same.
1:12:29 - 1:14:55 (02:26)
Summary
Conor McGregor boasts about selling out the three arena and encourages others to do the same.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about being invited to dinner at the Black 4-Gen and suggests posting about it on Instagram in hopes of getting Connor to show up.
1:14:55 - 1:17:39 (02:43)
Summary
A person talks about being invited to dinner at the Black 4-Gen and suggests posting about it on Instagram in hopes of getting Connor to show up.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker assumes that his perceived fitness was based on his social media presence but was told in the interview they could tell he was in shape just from looking at him.
1:17:39 - 1:19:55 (02:16)
Summary
The speaker assumes that his perceived fitness was based on his social media presence but was told in the interview they could tell he was in shape just from looking at him.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses telling stories to get big reactions and mentions a conversation about white people not being aware of their race.
1:19:55 - 1:22:09 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker discusses telling stories to get big reactions and mentions a conversation about white people not being aware of their race.
EpisodeTestosterone Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 182
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
It is not advisable to buy scalped tickets for a certain club as they will not be accepted by the management.
1:22:09 - 1:22:37 (00:28)
Summary
It is not advisable to buy scalped tickets for a certain club as they will not be accepted by the management.