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The hosts engage in hilarious conversations that include an unfortunate interruption, a discussion of comedy rules and an endorsement for the benefits of a Saatva mattress.
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The hosts discuss offensive keychains and the art of haggling in markets.
A group discusses the difficulties of getting a table at a restaurant and the importance of reviews for restaurant owners.
Howie Mandel gets annoyed as a fellow comedian keeps telling the same story, prompting him to tell a different anecdote.
Comedian and podcast host discusses his favorite haircut story and the disappointment that comes with high expectations.
The speaker discusses the relationship between water and desert and questions the role of government in controlling water.
The speaker attempted to make a joke about how Jewish people would privatize water rights, but it did not land. They then mentioned watching a movie about a new girl from a different country who eventually became popular at school.
The speaker discusses feeling frustrated with their spouse in regards to phone communication and considers drastic measures.
The conversation is unintelligible, with the speakers discussing languages, including Hebrew and Spanish.
Comedian Eliot Glazer shares a funny story about his experience getting a haircut at a Mexican salon with his son who had long hair and no Spanish proficiency.
The speaker narrates a story of a friend with heroin addiction who comes over to his house for a haircut with one hand holding a beer and a straight razor in the other.
The speaker shares a misconception he had about writing on stone, assuming the lack of detailed descriptions in certain texts was due to the difficulty of inscription, and references the Bible as an example.
The transcript is a jumbled mess of nonsensical phrases.
Comedian Bert Kreischer opens up about his struggles with self-criticism and body image issues, including not liking the way he sounds or looks.
The speaker muses about the idea of a "man's blouse" and considers wearing one with his outfit.
The hosts discuss what a prolapsed anus is and express their disgust and fascination with the topic.
The podcast discusses the controversy surrounding offensive tweets and how people take sides on the issue.
The speaker talks about the positive aspects of the internet and how it doesn't hurt anyone, and mentions a silly video they posted online.
The speaker reflects on the contradictory emotions they experienced after creating an offensive joke that went viral, unsure of whether the attention was worth the moral discomfort and backlash they received. Despite this, they acknowledge the financial gain and impact it had on internet culture.
The guest recounts a story about a man whose pants suddenly ripped open like a balloon, and mentions being recognized by a food delivery person from TikTok fame, predicting an influx of t-shirt sales and new subscribers.
Joe Rogan and a friend got into a heated argument over ordering for everyone during Mark Norman's bachelor party which had 15 attendees.
The speaker discusses the importance of communication and learning how to read your partner's reactions to improve sexual experiences. They also highlight the benefits of giving clear instructions to avoid disappointment or confusion.
The speaker talks about the annoying feeling of having hay stuck in your clothes and how it can trigger anxiety for individuals like himself.
A strange encounter with a piece of straw leads to a story of mistaken identity.
The hosts share funny and bizarre stories, including finding toenails taped to a coffee table and dealing with prolapsed uteruses in cows.
A humorous recounting of finding taped-up nails under a table but still choosing to pursue a relationship.
The speaker discusses how some anti-vaxxers choose to take medication like Ozempic but refuse to take the COVID-19 vaccine, and tells a personal story about an injury caused by a heavy cane at a party. He also mentions being invited to Diana Ross' 75th birthday.
A man recounts the time he and his wife left a party early after his wife got very high and had to pee, passing by a young man who had recently lost his iconic father, causing him to feel bad for being inadvertently insensitive.
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura remember late comedian Brody Stevens on their podcast Two Bears, One Cave while sharing funny stories and jokes.