Episode
Wade's Silly Choices
1:04:31
Published: Mon Jan 30 2023
Description
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapters
The Fridge Appreciation Society convenes, and the hosts dive into a series of absurd conversations ranging from micro-mass drivers to improvised musicals.
00:00 - 01:01 (01:01)
Summary
The Fridge Appreciation Society convenes, and the hosts dive into a series of absurd conversations ranging from micro-mass drivers to improvised musicals. Wade's Silly Choices segment leads to some canine flatulence, and Mark's love for erecting clown noses brings the humor to a peak.
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In this podcast game show, the host selects a theme or episode format, and the players compete for points.
01:01 - 03:51 (02:50)
Summary
In this podcast game show, the host selects a theme or episode format, and the players compete for points. The one with the most points at the end wins, and the loser is at the mercy of the host.
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The speaker talks about how their fridge gained popularity among their audience when they started their YouTube channel, but otherwise there isn't a particularly famous fridge.
03:51 - 06:43 (02:52)
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The speaker talks about how their fridge gained popularity among their audience when they started their YouTube channel, but otherwise there isn't a particularly famous fridge.
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Mark has several hundred points plus five, while Bob's score is a negative 12 from a previous episode.
06:43 - 10:34 (03:51)
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Mark has several hundred points plus five, while Bob's score is a negative 12 from a previous episode. However, those points don't count for this episode and can only be applied during a future episode hosted by Bob.
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The hosts discuss the concept of worst superpowers with guest Mark and contemplate the idea of having a power that shoots spaghetti out of one's fingers.
10:34 - 13:51 (03:17)
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The hosts discuss the concept of worst superpowers with guest Mark and contemplate the idea of having a power that shoots spaghetti out of one's fingers. They debate the usefulness and practicality of different superpowers as well.
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The worst superpower, according to the speaker, would be the ability to throw any rock any distance, no matter the size.
13:51 - 17:42 (03:51)
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The worst superpower, according to the speaker, would be the ability to throw any rock any distance, no matter the size. He would try to find a way to use it as a video game-like speed runner exploit.
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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss a hypothetical scenario wherein someone touches a mountain and tries to shake it off, but ends up picking it up and throwing it.
17:42 - 20:55 (03:13)
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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss a hypothetical scenario wherein someone touches a mountain and tries to shake it off, but ends up picking it up and throwing it. The question is whether it is physically possible to do so.
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The podcast hosts discuss unconventional superpowers, including a toilet seat spaceship that propels through urine and a villain defeated by a bowel movement.
20:57 - 24:01 (03:04)
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The podcast hosts discuss unconventional superpowers, including a toilet seat spaceship that propels through urine and a villain defeated by a bowel movement.
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The speaker wonders about the difference between musicals and lifetime movies, and ultimately ponders which world they would rather live in.
24:01 - 27:24 (03:23)
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The speaker wonders about the difference between musicals and lifetime movies, and ultimately ponders which world they would rather live in.
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In this transcript, the speaker describes the concept of a scene-based musical where each new scene is a musical and the transitions between scenes are akin to moving the sets in a stage production.
27:24 - 32:55 (05:31)
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In this transcript, the speaker describes the concept of a scene-based musical where each new scene is a musical and the transitions between scenes are akin to moving the sets in a stage production.
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The podcast discusses the idea of a society run entirely by clowns and the implications it would have on social norms and individual identity.
32:55 - 35:02 (02:07)
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The podcast discusses the idea of a society run entirely by clowns and the implications it would have on social norms and individual identity.
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The speaker discusses a hypothetical future where those who can succeed in "clown boot camp" become first-class clowns, while those who don't make the cut are relegated to lower tiers of society.
35:02 - 38:31 (03:29)
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The speaker discusses a hypothetical future where those who can succeed in "clown boot camp" become first-class clowns, while those who don't make the cut are relegated to lower tiers of society. He also mentions the possibility of forced clowning and horror movie versions of clowns acting as enforcers.
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The speaker imagines Tyler as a powerful soldier who brings justice and order to places where bad things are happening, overthrowing governments and armies by himself.
38:31 - 40:37 (02:06)
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The speaker imagines Tyler as a powerful soldier who brings justice and order to places where bad things are happening, overthrowing governments and armies by himself. The speaker also discusses the possibility of Tyler being invited to join a good podcast.
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The speaker talks about joining The Dollop podcast and jokes about being a "ride or die" co-host, even in a scenario where clowns are approaching.
40:37 - 43:51 (03:13)
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The speaker talks about joining The Dollop podcast and jokes about being a "ride or die" co-host, even in a scenario where clowns are approaching.
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The podcast speaker talks about a hypothetical situation where one could retrain their brain to enjoy unpleasant smells by associating them with good things, such as training themselves to enjoy the smell of farts.
43:51 - 49:02 (05:11)
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The podcast speaker talks about a hypothetical situation where one could retrain their brain to enjoy unpleasant smells by associating them with good things, such as training themselves to enjoy the smell of farts.
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The speakers engage in a confusing and nonsensical conversation about swapping spouses and keeping track of points.
49:02 - 51:51 (02:49)
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The speakers engage in a confusing and nonsensical conversation about swapping spouses and keeping track of points.
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In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the effectiveness of one quick banger and how it can be compared to a rail gun.
51:53 - 54:45 (02:52)
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In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses the effectiveness of one quick banger and how it can be compared to a rail gun.
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Mark and Bob discuss their superpowers and point systems, including Mark's escape vehicle, taxidermy significant other, and bad laugh.
54:45 - 58:17 (03:31)
Summary
Mark and Bob discuss their superpowers and point systems, including Mark's escape vehicle, taxidermy significant other, and bad laugh.
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The hosts thank the listeners for participating and promoting their merchandise and individual channels.
58:17 - 59:07 (00:50)
Summary
The hosts thank the listeners for participating and promoting their merchandise and individual channels. They close with a comical fictional scenario about the X-Mansion under Cyclops' authority.