Episode

We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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Published: Tue Aug 04 2020
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Robert is joined by Danl Goodman for a reading of fan fiction novel about Joe Biden, Barrack Obama and trains. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The speaker claims to have no opinion on rectal polyps, but appears to be broadly against them, while also mentioning a bowling ball-sized tumor on their right arm.
00:00 - 02:29 (02:29)
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Rectal Polyps
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The speaker claims to have no opinion on rectal polyps, but appears to be broadly against them, while also mentioning a bowling ball-sized tumor on their right arm.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The speaker admits to not enjoying reading and confesses that it has been a few years since they have read a full book.
02:30 - 04:50 (02:20)
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Books
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The speaker admits to not enjoying reading and confesses that it has been a few years since they have read a full book.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The hosts discuss an article that criticizes the use of escapist fantasy during times of political turmoil, specifically mentioning the book "Hope Never Dies", which reimagines Obama and Biden as action heroes.
04:50 - 09:30 (04:39)
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Politics
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The hosts discuss an article that criticizes the use of escapist fantasy during times of political turmoil, specifically mentioning the book "Hope Never Dies", which reimagines Obama and Biden as action heroes. They also mention a book they are reading, "True Allegiance" by Ben Shapiro, which features Obama and Shapiro fighting against terrorism.

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A mystery novel is being written about a fake relationship between the President and Vice President, while Andrew describes the current appearance of President Biden and Barack Obama.
09:32 - 13:01 (03:28)
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Biden, Obama
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A mystery novel is being written about a fake relationship between the President and Vice President, while Andrew describes the current appearance of President Biden and Barack Obama.

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The podcast discusses Joe Biden's love for literature and his reasons for carrying around books wherever he goes.
13:01 - 15:50 (02:49)
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Joe Biden
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The podcast discusses Joe Biden's love for literature and his reasons for carrying around books wherever he goes.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The former President unexpectedly encounters his successor and a former Vice President on a stroll outside his mansion house.
15:50 - 18:38 (02:47)
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Politics
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The former President unexpectedly encounters his successor and a former Vice President on a stroll outside his mansion house. The Secret Service had been dismissed, but the former President nods to his guys after seeing who it was.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The book, written in June 2016, imagines Donald Trump winning the election and follows the story of Jimmy Burnwood, a former tabloid reporter, as he investigates a murder and attempts to ghostwrite President Trump's memoir.
18:38 - 21:29 (02:51)
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Donald Trump
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The book, written in June 2016, imagines Donald Trump winning the election and follows the story of Jimmy Burnwood, a former tabloid reporter, as he investigates a murder and attempts to ghostwrite President Trump's memoir. The author, writing under the pen name Fanny Merkin, has also authored a parody of 50 Shades of Grey called "50 Shames of Earl Grey."

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The hosts discuss Andrew Schaeffer's recent antics, from breaking into Joe Biden's property to writing quickly-produced books for profit, before shifting to a discussion about Koh Tao's idyllic appearance.
21:29 - 26:22 (04:53)
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Andrew Schaeffer, Koh Tao
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The hosts discuss Andrew Schaeffer's recent antics, from breaking into Joe Biden's property to writing quickly-produced books for profit, before shifting to a discussion about Koh Tao's idyllic appearance.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The speaker criticizes the premise of a novel by Andrew Shaffer entitled "Hope Never Dies" that portrays Barack Obama and Joe Biden solving mysteries and having a weird quasi-sexual relationship.
26:22 - 29:40 (03:17)
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Obama-Biden Bromance, Mystery Novel
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The speaker criticizes the premise of a novel by Andrew Shaffer entitled "Hope Never Dies" that portrays Barack Obama and Joe Biden solving mysteries and having a weird quasi-sexual relationship.

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We Read An Unbearably Thirsty Joe Biden / Barrack Obama Mystery Novel
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The hosts discuss the problematic fantasy of liberal figures like Joe Biden and Barack Obama solving a mystery while ignoring the real issues caused by fascism in office, as depicted in a recent novel.
29:40 - 34:31 (04:51)
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Liberal Politics
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The hosts discuss the problematic fantasy of liberal figures like Joe Biden and Barack Obama solving a mystery while ignoring the real issues caused by fascism in office, as depicted in a recent novel.

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In this podcast transcript, the hosts discuss the unrealistic premise of a novel featuring Joe Biden and Barack Obama solving a murder mystery, as well as the humorous subplot of Joe feeling jilted by Barack's lack of phone calls.
34:31 - 37:37 (03:05)
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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, murder mystery, novel
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In this podcast transcript, the hosts discuss the unrealistic premise of a novel featuring Joe Biden and Barack Obama solving a murder mystery, as well as the humorous subplot of Joe feeling jilted by Barack's lack of phone calls.

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Behind the Bastards
The speaker reflects on the racially charged story of Corn Pop and suggests alternative actions that could have been taken in response to the incident.
37:37 - 39:57 (02:20)
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Politics
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The speaker reflects on the racially charged story of Corn Pop and suggests alternative actions that could have been taken in response to the incident.

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This podcast episode discusses the potential threats that come with escorting the President and some of the unusual experiences those escorts have faced.
39:58 - 41:55 (01:57)
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Presidential Security
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This podcast episode discusses the potential threats that come with escorting the President and some of the unusual experiences those escorts have faced.

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The hosts discuss the challenges of conveying sensory experiences through language and attempt to describe the paradise island of Koh Tao using words like "strength" and "caress."
41:55 - 47:03 (05:07)
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Sensory experiences
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The hosts discuss the challenges of conveying sensory experiences through language and attempt to describe the paradise island of Koh Tao using words like "strength" and "caress."

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The transcript discusses how Joe Biden used his ownership of a couple of shotguns to sway the liberal gun owner vote and the $1.4 million fentanyl bust that is being discussed in the book.
47:03 - 51:44 (04:41)
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Joe Biden, Fentanyl
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The transcript discusses how Joe Biden used his ownership of a couple of shotguns to sway the liberal gun owner vote and the $1.4 million fentanyl bust that is being discussed in the book.

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Comedian Stephen Colbert and author Frank Schaeffer discuss the latter's book "And God Said, 'Billy!
51:44 - 54:37 (02:52)
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Stephen Colbert, Frank Schaeffer, And God Said 'Billy!'
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Comedian Stephen Colbert and author Frank Schaeffer discuss the latter's book "And God Said, 'Billy!'", and specifically a section in which Schaeffer takes digs at a number of political and media figures including Colbert.

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This podcast episode discusses the frequent use of train-related terminology, such as "railroad" and "Amtrak", in everyday conversations.
54:37 - 58:58 (04:21)
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Trains
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This podcast episode discusses the frequent use of train-related terminology, such as "railroad" and "Amtrak", in everyday conversations. It also explores the implications of using gendered language like "lady" and mentions a person named Sophie with a connection to trains.

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The speaker promotes the All's Fair podcast about the evolution of disillusion, produced by Johnny Reigns and Robert Sophie, and featuring Laura Wasser.
58:58 - 1:01:33 (02:34)
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All's Fair podcast
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The speaker promotes the All's Fair podcast about the evolution of disillusion, produced by Johnny Reigns and Robert Sophie, and featuring Laura Wasser.

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Dozens of tourists have died mysteriously on Koh Tao Island in the last 20 years, leaving the island shrouded in death, mystery, and danger.
1:01:33 - 1:02:35 (01:02)
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Mysterious Deaths
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Dozens of tourists have died mysteriously on Koh Tao Island in the last 20 years, leaving the island shrouded in death, mystery, and danger.

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