Episode
You're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
1:30:04
Published: Mon Jan 30 2023
Description
This week, Tony Hawk joins Bert Kreischer as a guest bear! Bert starts the episode off by letting his daughters ask Tony questions, then Bert and Tony get into surfing, skate injuries, the relationship between comedy and skating, Tom’s basketball injury, the best old school skaters, Bert’s new movie “The Machine,” and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
In this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by professional skateboarder Tony Hawk and Tom's daughter, Georgia, and Bert's daughter, Ila.
00:00 - 01:07 (01:07)
Summary
In this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are joined by professional skateboarder Tony Hawk and Tom's daughter, Georgia, and Bert's daughter, Ila. They talk about various topics including introducing their kids to celebrities.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host asks the guest if he was ever controlling of his kids when it came to skateboarding and if he would discourage them from following their passion.
01:07 - 04:16 (03:08)
Summary
The podcast host asks the guest if he was ever controlling of his kids when it came to skateboarding and if he would discourage them from following their passion. The guest responds that he understands the importance of following one's passion and would support his child's dreams.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their personal struggles with physical recovery and weight loss, feeling discouraged at times but eventually making progress.
04:17 - 09:17 (05:00)
Summary
The speaker discusses their personal struggles with physical recovery and weight loss, feeling discouraged at times but eventually making progress.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their personal experience of anxiety leading up to doctor's appointments and how they cope with it.
09:17 - 11:08 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker shares their personal experience of anxiety leading up to doctor's appointments and how they cope with it.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about life in New York City and skating, with a confession of using skating as an escape from reality.
11:08 - 14:51 (03:42)
Summary
A conversation about life in New York City and skating, with a confession of using skating as an escape from reality.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about the cultural impact of the movie Kids and how it portrayed inner city skateboarding in a new light, including the representation of Asian kids.
14:51 - 17:18 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about the cultural impact of the movie Kids and how it portrayed inner city skateboarding in a new light, including the representation of Asian kids.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about a memory of skateboarding with friends in Hollywood, including setting up a new board and drunken skateboarding.
17:18 - 20:28 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about a memory of skateboarding with friends in Hollywood, including setting up a new board and drunken skateboarding.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker had a realization on the toilet that every time they bought a new skateboard, it was when the person they were talking to was making money.
20:28 - 22:46 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker had a realization on the toilet that every time they bought a new skateboard, it was when the person they were talking to was making money.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about Jay Adams and the pressure to be successful in skateboarding.
22:46 - 27:09 (04:22)
Summary
A discussion about Jay Adams and the pressure to be successful in skateboarding.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two comedians were caught in an audition after getting stuck at the top of a scissor lift, adding to the beauty of their comedy.
27:09 - 30:31 (03:22)
Summary
Two comedians were caught in an audition after getting stuck at the top of a scissor lift, adding to the beauty of their comedy.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Surfing competition consists of getting in position, catching waves to score in a heat and performing best tricks with five attempts out of which three needs to be made.
30:32 - 33:42 (03:10)
Summary
Surfing competition consists of getting in position, catching waves to score in a heat and performing best tricks with five attempts out of which three needs to be made.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a surfing accident where he got cracked in the head before his surgery.
35:10 - 36:40 (01:30)
Summary
The speaker describes a surfing accident where he got cracked in the head before his surgery.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their excitement for wanting to go skim boarding and describes someone who is skilled at it.
36:40 - 39:37 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker expresses their excitement for wanting to go skim boarding and describes someone who is skilled at it.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how they discovered skimboarding at a young age and saved up to buy a professional board with their paper route money.
39:38 - 41:58 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker talks about how they discovered skimboarding at a young age and saved up to buy a professional board with their paper route money.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about being offered a sponsored skin board by a company and deciding to skate with it while also carrying a foil sail, leading to some initial laughs from onlookers.
41:58 - 44:52 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about being offered a sponsored skin board by a company and deciding to skate with it while also carrying a foil sail, leading to some initial laughs from onlookers.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A surfer combines skimboarding and longboarding to ride huge waves and recalls a time when he broke his leg while surfing with friends.
44:52 - 46:58 (02:06)
Summary
A surfer combines skimboarding and longboarding to ride huge waves and recalls a time when he broke his leg while surfing with friends.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The process of announcing movies has changed, with celebrities now performing stunts to promote upcoming films.
47:00 - 48:37 (01:37)
Summary
The process of announcing movies has changed, with celebrities now performing stunts to promote upcoming films.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a painful experience where he feared his genitalia had become seriously injured and sought medical attention at an urgent care center.
48:38 - 50:28 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker recounts a painful experience where he feared his genitalia had become seriously injured and sought medical attention at an urgent care center.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts breaking their leg and being given Dilaudid, a pharmaceutical drug similar to heroin, as pain relief.
50:28 - 53:59 (03:30)
Summary
A person recounts breaking their leg and being given Dilaudid, a pharmaceutical drug similar to heroin, as pain relief. The ambulance driver expresses concern over its use.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A former skater talks about her motivation to keep her skating at a high level and the importance of separating personal and professional lives in order to prevent burnout.
53:59 - 56:40 (02:41)
Summary
A former skater talks about her motivation to keep her skating at a high level and the importance of separating personal and professional lives in order to prevent burnout.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about meeting David Spade and how Spade pulled up his skateboard during their encounter.
56:40 - 58:11 (01:31)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about meeting David Spade and how Spade pulled up his skateboard during their encounter.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura discusses the influence of his late father on his comedy and why he loves making people laugh.
58:11 - 1:01:10 (02:59)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura discusses the influence of his late father on his comedy and why he loves making people laugh. His co-host, Christina Pazsitzky, reflects on her own insecurities about being a parent and passing on a sense of humor to her children.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the amount of free will men had when it came to joining the military and how different it is from today.
1:01:11 - 1:03:47 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the amount of free will men had when it came to joining the military and how different it is from today. He also talks about his father's experience and how he ended up leading a great life.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the feeling of being in a combat movie scene and mentions Tom breaking his arm and leg.
1:03:47 - 1:06:50 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker describes the feeling of being in a combat movie scene and mentions Tom breaking his arm and leg. The speaker also talks about how he yelled at his wife in the house multiple times.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a doctor's comment and his own reaction when a patient's arm was dislocated.
1:06:50 - 1:08:19 (01:29)
Summary
The speaker discusses a doctor's comment and his own reaction when a patient's arm was dislocated.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript snippet includes discussions on fun things to do in Europe and a casual conversation about meeting up in Austin.
1:08:21 - 1:09:33 (01:12)
Summary
This transcript snippet includes discussions on fun things to do in Europe and a casual conversation about meeting up in Austin.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a negative experience at a kids' adventure camp where he was mistreated and spoken down to, and reflects on how it may be perceived by parents who assume all people who work there are irresponsible.
1:09:34 - 1:14:25 (04:51)
Summary
The speaker describes a negative experience at a kids' adventure camp where he was mistreated and spoken down to, and reflects on how it may be perceived by parents who assume all people who work there are irresponsible.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses that they think about death every day, but for a unique reason.
1:14:25 - 1:16:00 (01:35)
Summary
The speaker expresses that they think about death every day, but for a unique reason. They mention that they hope that by the time they pass away, their leg will be functioning properly.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the possibility of changing statins, but stresses the importance of balancing medication with healthy eating habits for a healthier and longer life.
1:16:00 - 1:18:41 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses the possibility of changing statins, but stresses the importance of balancing medication with healthy eating habits for a healthier and longer life.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how injuries can impact athletic performance, using his own experience with a pulled triceps as an example.
1:18:41 - 1:21:22 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker discusses how injuries can impact athletic performance, using his own experience with a pulled triceps as an example.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss their plans for the day, including spending time in the pool.
1:21:22 - 1:23:42 (02:19)
Summary
Two individuals discuss their plans for the day, including spending time in the pool.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A surfer shares his experience of surfing in a challenging environment and how it can become less scary when you learn to read the waves and wait for the right moment to ride them.
1:23:42 - 1:26:08 (02:26)
Summary
A surfer shares his experience of surfing in a challenging environment and how it can become less scary when you learn to read the waves and wait for the right moment to ride them.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the current state of media and how it is perceived by young people.
1:26:08 - 1:28:45 (02:36)
Summary
A discussion about the current state of media and how it is perceived by young people.
EpisodeYou're Not A Skater! w/ Tony Hawk | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 170
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura and pro skateboarder Tony Hawk discuss a variety of topics, including a potential surf off competition and a naked point system.
1:28:46 - 1:29:53 (01:06)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura and pro skateboarder Tony Hawk discuss a variety of topics, including a potential surf off competition and a naked point system.