The speaker expresses admiration for a comedian's carefree attitude towards his body, stating that he hopes the comedian never wears a shirt on stage and continues doing stand-up into old age, even if he ends up with a "hanging mass of gut" and required medical devices.
A discussion about how life changes from being a party guy to wanting a quiet life with family.
The speaker talks about his past experiences in San Antonio, including a comedy show at the Funny Bone and attending birthday parties for Van Wilks and another unnamed person.
The speaker expresses frustration over the skyrocketing value of a lot he purchased for a house, which is now too expensive for him to afford, and describes his early investment in a location that has become more valuable over time.