Episode
Ep. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
1:22:36
Published: Mon Jun 20 2022
Description
LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-segura Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is on dialysis and Tom Segura sits down with guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron used Ayahuasca to stop drinking, Ron getting arrested for drug smuggling, and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. They trade standup comedy stories, discuss retirement, and some advice on love and happiness! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Comedian longevity is discussed in a podcast as the host honors a prominent stand up comic who has lasted in the industry.
00:00 - 02:13 (02:13)
Summary
Comedian longevity is discussed in a podcast as the host honors a prominent stand up comic who has lasted in the industry. There's also mention of an upcoming book event.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about going through depression during the pandemic and drinking a lot of tequila to cope with it, which became concerning.
02:13 - 05:43 (03:29)
Summary
The speaker talks about going through depression during the pandemic and drinking a lot of tequila to cope with it, which became concerning. They also mention being the social hub in their circle and having a crew on the road with them.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes his experience with shamanic ceremonies involving Ayahuasca and feathers, and how he was eventually able to do it on his own with the guidance of a shaman.
05:43 - 12:03 (06:20)
Summary
The speaker describes his experience with shamanic ceremonies involving Ayahuasca and feathers, and how he was eventually able to do it on his own with the guidance of a shaman.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a very safe accommodation that costs five grand a week for the nicest room and how it was like a death and rebirth experience.
12:03 - 14:28 (02:25)
Summary
The speaker talks about a very safe accommodation that costs five grand a week for the nicest room and how it was like a death and rebirth experience.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian reflects on how to structure stand-up comedy by writing jokes into a story-like form, and suggests that living life adventurously will provide you with more material to work with.
14:28 - 19:35 (05:06)
Summary
Comedian reflects on how to structure stand-up comedy by writing jokes into a story-like form, and suggests that living life adventurously will provide you with more material to work with.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts his experience of traveling with a small amount of marijuana and the reaction of airport security.
19:35 - 24:38 (05:03)
Summary
The speaker recounts his experience of traveling with a small amount of marijuana and the reaction of airport security.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians share inside jokes and rumors within their circle, such as knowing about Ron White's arrest at Viru beach, and how they consider all comics to be blue collar.
24:38 - 28:14 (03:35)
Summary
Comedians share inside jokes and rumors within their circle, such as knowing about Ron White's arrest at Viru beach, and how they consider all comics to be blue collar.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker discusses the high cost of jet engines and the issue with standup comedians only having a limited amount of time to perform after winning competitions like Last Comic Standing.
28:14 - 31:33 (03:19)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker discusses the high cost of jet engines and the issue with standup comedians only having a limited amount of time to perform after winning competitions like Last Comic Standing.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians discuss the importance of working hard and treating others with respect in the industry.
31:34 - 35:59 (04:24)
Summary
Comedians discuss the importance of working hard and treating others with respect in the industry. They also mention a cautionary tale of a comedian who faced pressure from his managers, leading to tragic consequences.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a drug chest that lasted him and his friends for months, but was eventually depleted after a few days.
35:59 - 40:06 (04:07)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about a drug chest that lasted him and his friends for months, but was eventually depleted after a few days.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conflict over an overpaid opening act caused some drama between colleagues leading to one guy firing the other guy's only client.
40:06 - 43:59 (03:52)
Summary
A conflict over an overpaid opening act caused some drama between colleagues leading to one guy firing the other guy's only client.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian decided to spend his own money to make his own standup special instead of leaving it in someone else's hands.
43:59 - 49:11 (05:11)
Summary
The comedian decided to spend his own money to make his own standup special instead of leaving it in someone else's hands. He loves doing standup and acting, but considers himself a really good comic.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian talks about his unconventional experiences, such as pottery consideration in Mexico and Ayahuasca in Costa Rica, which he has had during his 38 years of touring the country and making people laugh.
49:11 - 52:06 (02:55)
Summary
The comedian talks about his unconventional experiences, such as pottery consideration in Mexico and Ayahuasca in Costa Rica, which he has had during his 38 years of touring the country and making people laugh.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian discusses how dressing well can positively impact performance and how there is no need to look intentionally unkempt on stage.
52:06 - 55:29 (03:22)
Summary
Comedian discusses how dressing well can positively impact performance and how there is no need to look intentionally unkempt on stage.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals have a humorous conversation about how a musician's talent and looks may decline while aging.
55:33 - 1:00:52 (05:19)
Summary
Two individuals have a humorous conversation about how a musician's talent and looks may decline while aging.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a bizarre experience of finding a turd in a parking space and blames the lack of responsibility on the HOA, and also expresses surprise at the high nicotine content in vapes.
1:00:52 - 1:05:50 (04:58)
Summary
The speaker shares a bizarre experience of finding a turd in a parking space and blames the lack of responsibility on the HOA, and also expresses surprise at the high nicotine content in vapes.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses Louis Black’s habit of dating women in their twenties despite being an intellectual, and the need to get rid of old and unnecessary things, including the meaning of "Oxnard".
1:05:53 - 1:11:46 (05:52)
Summary
The podcast discusses Louis Black’s habit of dating women in their twenties despite being an intellectual, and the need to get rid of old and unnecessary things, including the meaning of "Oxnard".
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his admiration for veteran comedians who have been doing it for 20 years or more and can still perform like they just started out.
1:11:46 - 1:16:02 (04:16)
Summary
The speaker shares his admiration for veteran comedians who have been doing it for 20 years or more and can still perform like they just started out. He also reflects on his personal experiences and growth as a comedian.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joe Rogan's vision of having comedy clubs on every corner in Austin is coming true with new clubs opening up in the area.
1:16:02 - 1:18:49 (02:47)
Summary
Comedian Joe Rogan's vision of having comedy clubs on every corner in Austin is coming true with new clubs opening up in the area. This is a great opportunity for comedians to perform, test new material, and improve their craft.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people discuss the different rooms in a comedy club and who is performing in them by scrolling through the calendar.
1:18:49 - 1:20:25 (01:35)
Summary
Two people discuss the different rooms in a comedy club and who is performing in them by scrolling through the calendar.
EpisodeEp. 138 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ron White
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Host and guest discuss a trip to a tequila distillery and the possibility of flying in a Falcon plane.
1:20:25 - 1:22:26 (02:01)
Summary
Host and guest discuss a trip to a tequila distillery and the possibility of flying in a Falcon plane.