Two friends share hilarious anecdotes, including one about a person who consistently makes crazy comments and another about playing with action figures in high school to avoid homework.
The speaker talks about failing art and calculus in school. To avoid pressure from his mother, he would secretly go to the bathroom to play with toys for 45 minutes with the fan on.
The speaker reflects on their childhood memories of playing with boats in the sink and being fascinated by the water's movements.