The speaker talks about big hearts for Valentine's Day, and his tendency to mess them up and pull out a tooth while eating them.
The speaker discusses their ongoing dental issues, including a broken tooth, changes in their bite, and an upcoming gold crown appointment to fix the problem.
The speaker expresses his belief that one day he will hit a "window" and all weight will fall off of him, despite living his life to the fullest with his morning routine and playful interactions with his wife.