Comedian Pete Holmes talks about how jokes can come to you unexpectedly and how sometimes you just need to "dial up" a joke.
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Bert and Tom discuss the layout of the Two Bears, One Cave studio and Bert's concern with his comedic performance in it. The episode ends with Bert heading to Austin to work out with Joe Rogan.
The speaker shares a story of being attacked by someone who ripped off their wig and threw orange juice on them in a public place.
The speaker recounts a favorite joke from a friend's old program, pointing out the comedy inherent in the scene.