The guest talks about his experience as the first social media guy without social media in LA. He explains how he used cue cards to get people to sign their names, creating a massive index card box.
Frank reaches out to "old man" Schalkner to set up a meeting and they agree to meet at a local restaurant in the evening.
Cast member Katie Maloney-Schwartz teases a physical altercation between two of the male co-stars of reality TV show Vanderpump Rules, but doesn't specify who was involved.
The speaker narrates his bizarre experience in a Chinese detention center where he was kept with 60 other men, a toilet, and a hard pillow-like object.
Bert and Tom discuss the layout of the Two Bears, One Cave studio and Bert's concern with his comedic performance in it. The episode ends with Bert heading to Austin to work out with Joe Rogan.