Episode
Chrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
1:23:05
Published: Mon Mar 27 2023
Description
Go catch Chris at The Theater at MSG in NYC on September 23rd. Get tickets at https://chrisdcomedy.com/tickets Chris Distefano joins Tom Segura as a guest bear in Bert Kreischer’s place this week! Tom and Chris discuss, Chrissy’s new look, weight loss, the effects of social media, Chris’ new show “Super Maximum Retro Show”, and much more! Chris also shares some hilarious stories about his dad, Tampa Tony, meeting Steven Tyler and Phil Collins, as well as a wild story about an argument Chris witnessed.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
The hosts make crude and disrespectful jokes using vulgar language to describe certain groups and individuals.
00:00 - 02:47 (02:47)
Summary
The hosts make crude and disrespectful jokes using vulgar language to describe certain groups and individuals.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his plans to ask the other person about their sexual orientation on a talk show while joking about their past drunk text message.
02:47 - 04:15 (01:28)
Summary
The speaker discusses his plans to ask the other person about their sexual orientation on a talk show while joking about their past drunk text message.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about cool glasses that have a mirror-like effect.
04:15 - 06:51 (02:35)
Summary
A conversation about cool glasses that have a mirror-like effect.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura and host discuss how people can still look great and be happy despite their appearance on social media, and how it's not an accurate representation of their life.
06:55 - 12:23 (05:28)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura and host discuss how people can still look great and be happy despite their appearance on social media, and how it's not an accurate representation of their life.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends discuss their struggles with body image and societal pressures to look a certain way.
12:23 - 17:19 (04:55)
Summary
Two friends discuss their struggles with body image and societal pressures to look a certain way.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their feeding window and how sometimes it shifts from 10 AM to 6 PM to 12 PM to 6 PM.
17:19 - 21:16 (03:56)
Summary
The speaker talks about their feeding window and how sometimes it shifts from 10 AM to 6 PM to 12 PM to 6 PM. They discuss their gym set up and how they use a zero-fasting app that still allows them to eat pizza.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The negative comments can mess with your mental balance, and the positive comments can throw off your ego, according to a psychological study on the effects of social media.
21:16 - 28:07 (06:51)
Summary
The negative comments can mess with your mental balance, and the positive comments can throw off your ego, according to a psychological study on the effects of social media. This study will be done over the next couple of years for people with over 20,000 followers on any social media account.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript consists of grammatically incorrect and incoherent sentences with no clear subject matter.
28:07 - 30:36 (02:29)
Summary
The transcript consists of grammatically incorrect and incoherent sentences with no clear subject matter.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story is told about when Steven Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith, walked into a pizza restaurant and was mistaken for Bon Jovi by someone nearby.
30:37 - 34:22 (03:44)
Summary
A story is told about when Steven Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith, walked into a pizza restaurant and was mistaken for Bon Jovi by someone nearby.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous story about a son's awkward moment with his dad while watching sports together.
34:22 - 37:42 (03:20)
Summary
A humorous story about a son's awkward moment with his dad while watching sports together.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a humorous story about how their beloved dad asked for a picture of his foot during a family gathering, demonstrating his quirky and charming nature.
37:42 - 40:49 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker shares a humorous story about how their beloved dad asked for a picture of his foot during a family gathering, demonstrating his quirky and charming nature.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation occurs featuring Phil Collins on an unknown topic with comedic commentary from Chris Distefano.
40:49 - 43:04 (02:15)
Summary
A conversation occurs featuring Phil Collins on an unknown topic with comedic commentary from Chris Distefano.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast moment, there is no clear context or topic being discussed, as the speaker recounts an interaction with someone named Andrew in which they dropped something and tried to get it cleaned.
43:04 - 46:30 (03:25)
Summary
In this podcast moment, there is no clear context or topic being discussed, as the speaker recounts an interaction with someone named Andrew in which they dropped something and tried to get it cleaned.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Sebastian Maniscalco aspires to have a show like "Everybody Loves Raymond" with a similar dynamic between himself and his father.
46:30 - 49:12 (02:42)
Summary
Sebastian Maniscalco aspires to have a show like "Everybody Loves Raymond" with a similar dynamic between himself and his father. He hopes to demonstrate the draw of his comedic talent and ticket-selling ability with his Radio City event.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Unable to produce a summary due to incoherent and fragmented speech.
49:12 - 51:50 (02:37)
Summary
Unable to produce a summary due to incoherent and fragmented speech.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is a jumbled and incoherent fragment of a conversation that includes discussion about a watch, hitting cardio goals on an elliptical, and running a family business.
51:50 - 55:18 (03:27)
Summary
This transcript is a jumbled and incoherent fragment of a conversation that includes discussion about a watch, hitting cardio goals on an elliptical, and running a family business.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about the impact of bringing comedy awareness to new audiences and how it opens up opportunities for future comedians.
55:18 - 59:00 (03:41)
Summary
Comedian talks about the impact of bringing comedy awareness to new audiences and how it opens up opportunities for future comedians. He also shares a fun experience going out with a group of gay guys.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript features an excerpt from a podcast where individuals use filler words and conversational tactics, leading to the discovery of someone's sexual orientation.
59:00 - 1:03:58 (04:58)
Summary
The transcript features an excerpt from a podcast where individuals use filler words and conversational tactics, leading to the discovery of someone's sexual orientation.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of witnessing a potential domestic dispute between two men and the lack of a playbook in such situations.
1:03:58 - 1:07:48 (03:50)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience of witnessing a potential domestic dispute between two men and the lack of a playbook in such situations.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chris accidentally liked one of Puerto Rican girl, Jasmine's sister's bathing suit pictures on Instagram, leading to an intense confrontation with his friend Mark.
1:07:49 - 1:13:42 (05:53)
Summary
Chris accidentally liked one of Puerto Rican girl, Jasmine's sister's bathing suit pictures on Instagram, leading to an intense confrontation with his friend Mark.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about taking his children to Disney and getting a stiff neck.
1:13:42 - 1:15:53 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about taking his children to Disney and getting a stiff neck. He also reflects on how his dad's old school ways contrast with the modern behaviors of his children and society at large.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains unintelligible rambling with no coherent discussion.
1:15:53 - 1:19:23 (03:30)
Summary
This transcript contains unintelligible rambling with no coherent discussion.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Chrissy D talks about his humble beginnings performing in small venues and the importance of having a positive attitude and strong emotional perspective in the industry.
1:19:23 - 1:21:46 (02:23)
Summary
Comedian Chrissy D talks about his humble beginnings performing in small venues and the importance of having a positive attitude and strong emotional perspective in the industry.
EpisodeChrissy New Glasses w/ Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 178
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Chris D'Elia promotes his various comedy shows, podcasts, and TV appearances including the "Right Intention, Wrong Move" tour, "Hey Babe," "Chrissy Chaos," and "Super Maximum Retro Radio."
1:21:46 - 1:22:53 (01:06)
Summary
Chris D'Elia promotes his various comedy shows, podcasts, and TV appearances including the "Right Intention, Wrong Move" tour, "Hey Babe," "Chrissy Chaos," and "Super Maximum Retro Radio." He also mentions the possibility of adding Australia tour dates.