Episode

Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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Published: Mon Feb 20 2023
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Bert Kreischer is joined by Dana Carvey sitting in for Tom Segura on this week’s 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Dana and Bert discuss Dana’s upbringing, his lesser known films, their mutual fear of flying, “Wayne’s World,” their health, Johnny Carson, luck and success, Winston Churchill and Hunter S. Thompson’s indulgent days and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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The speaker discusses his body composition and how even at a higher weight he still looks good due to his genetic makeup.
00:00 - 02:02 (02:02)
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Body Image
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The speaker discusses his body composition and how even at a higher weight he still looks good due to his genetic makeup.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around Hollywood's old industry as they discuss the actresses who did one movie and then married and how some movies leave a lasting impression.
02:02 - 04:46 (02:44)
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Hollywood
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The conversation revolves around Hollywood's old industry as they discuss the actresses who did one movie and then married and how some movies leave a lasting impression.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains random phrases and sentences from a conversation without context or clear coherence.
04:46 - 06:56 (02:09)
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The transcript contains random phrases and sentences from a conversation without context or clear coherence.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, a comedian confesses his love for every comic, particularly Rosie, who he thinks can get at least five laughs a minute.
06:56 - 09:44 (02:47)
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Comedy
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In this snippet, a comedian confesses his love for every comic, particularly Rosie, who he thinks can get at least five laughs a minute. However, he admits being bad with accents.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This text contains no coherent information or topic.
09:44 - 11:36 (01:52)
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The speaker shares a muddled story about their father being upset with them for drinking and making a mess involving pink popcorn.
11:37 - 14:38 (03:00)
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Alcohol Consumption
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The speaker shares a muddled story about their father being upset with them for drinking and making a mess involving pink popcorn.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their own parenting style and how they would often resort to yelling and losing control in difficult situations.
14:38 - 18:22 (03:43)
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Parenting
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The speaker reflects on their own parenting style and how they would often resort to yelling and losing control in difficult situations.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a short story about spending time with Anthony Hopkins and how two directors begged him on their knees in their office.
18:22 - 20:18 (01:56)
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Anthony Hopkins
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The speaker shares a short story about spending time with Anthony Hopkins and how two directors begged him on their knees in their office.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The PR woman announced an Entertainment Tonight shoot in the middle of filming which led to a party-like atmosphere on set, despite the film's subject matter revolving around poop, and Anthony Hopkins portraying his character in a super real and serious manner.
20:18 - 23:04 (02:46)
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Anthony Hopkins
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The PR woman announced an Entertainment Tonight shoot in the middle of filming which led to a party-like atmosphere on set, despite the film's subject matter revolving around poop, and Anthony Hopkins portraying his character in a super real and serious manner.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Mike Myers shares his thoughts on Wayne's World One, including his experiences watching and editing the film, and his love for the finished product.
23:05 - 25:42 (02:37)
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Mike Myers
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Mike Myers shares his thoughts on Wayne's World One, including his experiences watching and editing the film, and his love for the finished product.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey discuss their experience working on "Wayne's World" and address rumors of tension between them during the project.
25:42 - 29:12 (03:29)
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comedy
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Mike Myers and Dana Carvey discuss their experience working on "Wayne's World" and address rumors of tension between them during the project.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The cast of SNL has evolved to become women-heavy and absolutely amazing, with women like Molly Shannon, Sherry O'Terry and Rachel Dratch being in the wrong generation to pop like they do now.
29:12 - 32:01 (02:48)
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SNL
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The cast of SNL has evolved to become women-heavy and absolutely amazing, with women like Molly Shannon, Sherry O'Terry and Rachel Dratch being in the wrong generation to pop like they do now. The Interviewer expresses admiration for all SNL comedians, and wants to give them props.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions their initial reaction to something and how it led them to believe that the person they met must have been involved in showbiz in some way.
32:01 - 33:47 (01:45)
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Entertainment
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The speaker mentions their initial reaction to something and how it led them to believe that the person they met must have been involved in showbiz in some way. However, they assert that it's ultimately up to fans to decide if they like someone or not.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A son shares his story of getting a full CT scan on his heart after his father had a stent placed due to a 100% blocked artery.
33:47 - 36:10 (02:23)
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Heart Health
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A son shares his story of getting a full CT scan on his heart after his father had a stent placed due to a 100% blocked artery.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of being aggressively medicated by a concierge doctor, who ultimately missed the correct treatment for his coronary artery disease.
36:10 - 38:47 (02:37)
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Health
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The speaker recounts a story of being aggressively medicated by a concierge doctor, who ultimately missed the correct treatment for his coronary artery disease.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses experiencing anxiety before flying, with triggers occurring three hours prior to boarding.
38:47 - 41:30 (02:42)
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Anxiety
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The speaker discusses experiencing anxiety before flying, with triggers occurring three hours prior to boarding. The probability of a plane crash is also discussed.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his preference for alcohol over coffee on early morning flights, but questions the practicality of being the only person drinking while others are more calm with coffee.
41:30 - 43:20 (01:49)
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Travel
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The speaker discusses his preference for alcohol over coffee on early morning flights, but questions the practicality of being the only person drinking while others are more calm with coffee.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience of buying a guitar and being disappointed with the first movie screening in New Jersey, but looking forward to showing the movie in London.
43:20 - 46:01 (02:40)
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Entertainment
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The speaker talks about his experience of buying a guitar and being disappointed with the first movie screening in New Jersey, but looking forward to showing the movie in London.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the catchphrase "The two losers in town are the happiest guys in town" and its relation to the movie "Snobs vs Slobs".
46:01 - 48:12 (02:11)
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College life
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A discussion about the catchphrase "The two losers in town are the happiest guys in town" and its relation to the movie "Snobs vs Slobs".

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian shares his experience of flying private for the first time with Two Bears Live podcast in Austin.
48:12 - 50:45 (02:33)
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comedy
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Comedian shares his experience of flying private for the first time with Two Bears Live podcast in Austin.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian flies private with his crew to perform stand-up comedy in Austin and decides to visit a school before flying back.
50:45 - 55:21 (04:36)
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Stand-up Comedy
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Comedian flies private with his crew to perform stand-up comedy in Austin and decides to visit a school before flying back.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guests discuss their past experiences with their first homes in Los Angeles, with one guest feeling a sense of nostalgia for their old house.
55:21 - 57:44 (02:23)
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Real Estate
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The guests discuss their past experiences with their first homes in Los Angeles, with one guest feeling a sense of nostalgia for their old house.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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Comedian Brian Regan gave his opinion on a family house, saying that the house smelled like a house where a family would live in.
57:44 - 1:00:22 (02:37)
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Brian Regan
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Comedian Brian Regan gave his opinion on a family house, saying that the house smelled like a house where a family would live in.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about how he's been inspired by athletes like David Goggins and Cameron Haynes, and considers participating in athletics with them.
1:01:31 - 1:04:30 (02:59)
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David Goggins, Cameron Haynes, athletics
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Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about how he's been inspired by athletes like David Goggins and Cameron Haynes, and considers participating in athletics with them.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript has a few tidbits from a conversation about workouts including focus, motivation, and curiosity around why old people walk funny.
1:04:31 - 1:06:48 (02:17)
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Fitness
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The transcript has a few tidbits from a conversation about workouts including focus, motivation, and curiosity around why old people walk funny.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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The speaker shares his struggles with losing weight and getting his testosterone levels checked.
1:06:48 - 1:10:36 (03:47)
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Testosterone, Weight Loss, Squats
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The speaker shares his struggles with losing weight and getting his testosterone levels checked. He also talks about the benefits of doing squats for weight loss based on hospital studies.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about personal similarities with celebrities like Mike Myers or David Letterman.
1:10:36 - 1:14:33 (03:56)
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Personalities
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A conversation about personal similarities with celebrities like Mike Myers or David Letterman.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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A comedian's confession of drug and alcohol use behind the scenes while putting on a hundred episodes per year.
1:14:33 - 1:18:29 (03:56)
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Comedian
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A comedian's confession of drug and alcohol use behind the scenes while putting on a hundred episodes per year.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla compares the difficulty of impersonating Joe Biden to Chris Farley, who would fully embody his characters when performing.
1:18:30 - 1:21:45 (03:15)
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Joe Biden
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Comedian and podcaster Adam Carolla compares the difficulty of impersonating Joe Biden to Chris Farley, who would fully embody his characters when performing. Carolla admits he cannot do an impression of Biden as he's not memorable enough, unlike Farley's iconic characters.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a company that had a lack of diversity in their hiring practices, specifically targeting black and Latino applicants.
1:21:45 - 1:24:25 (02:40)
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Diversity
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The speaker discusses a company that had a lack of diversity in their hiring practices, specifically targeting black and Latino applicants.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A stream-of-consciousness speech on modern perceptions, ranging from Diet Coke to old people still being alive to popular beer.
1:24:26 - 1:28:18 (03:52)
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Perception
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A stream-of-consciousness speech on modern perceptions, ranging from Diet Coke to old people still being alive to popular beer.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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Comedians may be talented but luck also plays a huge role in their success, as discussed by the host and guest of this podcast episode.
1:28:18 - 1:32:24 (04:05)
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Comedy
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Comedians may be talented but luck also plays a huge role in their success, as discussed by the host and guest of this podcast episode.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The advancements in technology have given rise to new ways of making money through digital commerce, such as YouTube, where a simple video of opening a jar of pickles can earn someone millions of dollars.
1:32:24 - 1:35:55 (03:30)
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Digital Commerce
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The advancements in technology have given rise to new ways of making money through digital commerce, such as YouTube, where a simple video of opening a jar of pickles can earn someone millions of dollars. Joe Rogan played a pivotal role in the guest's career by sharing his fan base, an act of generosity that likened Rogan to Carson, where back in the day, a ventriloquist in Vegas could make $20 million a year, and the sudden rise of billionaires in this Gilded Age of technology could be attributed to automation.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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The speaker celebrates Winston Churchill Day every year on January 25th.
1:35:56 - 1:38:59 (03:03)
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Winston Churchill
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The speaker celebrates Winston Churchill Day every year on January 25th.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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The transcription contains incoherent phrases, detailing a person's consumption of food and drugs throughout the day, including two margaritas, two cheeseburgers, and various types and quantities of cocaine.
1:38:59 - 1:41:06 (02:06)
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Substance Abuse
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The transcription contains incoherent phrases, detailing a person's consumption of food and drugs throughout the day, including two margaritas, two cheeseburgers, and various types and quantities of cocaine.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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The speaker discusses their ideal day of partying with no consequences and drinking a few lager beers alongside friends while laughing and having fun.
1:41:06 - 1:43:10 (02:04)
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Party
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The speaker discusses their ideal day of partying with no consequences and drinking a few lager beers alongside friends while laughing and having fun.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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The speaker recounts a Goodyear blimp ride that he took while under the influence of mushrooms which resulted in a surreal experience.
1:43:10 - 1:46:41 (03:31)
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Psychedelics
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The speaker recounts a Goodyear blimp ride that he took while under the influence of mushrooms which resulted in a surreal experience.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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In this excerpt, a former SNL cast member expresses his admiration for Adam Sandler's talent and the impact he and other SNL veterans had on comedy during their time on the show.
1:46:42 - 1:50:40 (03:58)
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SNL
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In this excerpt, a former SNL cast member expresses his admiration for Adam Sandler's talent and the impact he and other SNL veterans had on comedy during their time on the show.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian praises Tom Segura and Louis C.K.
1:50:40 - 1:53:02 (02:22)
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Comedy
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A comedian praises Tom Segura and Louis C.K. for helping her career in a podcast.

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Dana's World w/ Dana Carvey | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 173
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer