Episode
Ep. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
1:22:47
Published: Mon May 09 2022
Description
We have a special guest bear joining Bert Kreischer today... it's Mark Normand! They talk about iconic standup comedy sets from black comedians, prescription pills, and Bert getting hurt on his Travel Channel show. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex. They discuss their sex lives, cultures from all over the world, a bartender Bert was attracted to the night before, and being diverse on accident. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Tom Segura announces a new show at Ball Arena in Denver in July, promising special guests and a night of drinking Coors.
00:00 - 01:05 (01:05)
Summary
Tom Segura announces a new show at Ball Arena in Denver in July, promising special guests and a night of drinking Coors. He also shares a personal anecdote about a sexual encounter that went wrong.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker uses an analogy of introducing people to cocaine as a way of explaining how people become addicted to meeting new people.
01:05 - 02:48 (01:42)
Summary
The speaker uses an analogy of introducing people to cocaine as a way of explaining how people become addicted to meeting new people.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about spending time with comedian Mark Normand and enjoying their conversations about comedy while hanging out together, even while getting drunk.
02:48 - 06:11 (03:22)
Summary
The speaker talks about spending time with comedian Mark Normand and enjoying their conversations about comedy while hanging out together, even while getting drunk.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of racial slurs can be controversial in comedy as it may alienate certain audiences, but some comedians have successfully used it to connect with their audiences.
06:11 - 08:33 (02:22)
Summary
The use of racial slurs can be controversial in comedy as it may alienate certain audiences, but some comedians have successfully used it to connect with their audiences.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses how pop culture and gimmicks are perceived by different generations, and how the younger generation may be more accepting of certain trends.
08:33 - 10:05 (01:32)
Summary
The podcast discusses how pop culture and gimmicks are perceived by different generations, and how the younger generation may be more accepting of certain trends.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about taking a chip of Xanax first thing in the morning to help with a busy day.
10:05 - 12:29 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker talks about taking a chip of Xanax first thing in the morning to help with a busy day.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their drug use, including recent use of Xanax, and recognizes the chaos they were operating in.
12:29 - 14:18 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker discusses their drug use, including recent use of Xanax, and recognizes the chaos they were operating in.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of a strange encounter involving drugs and alcohol, an unexpected trip to a corner store, and a regrettable decision.
14:19 - 16:49 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story of a strange encounter involving drugs and alcohol, an unexpected trip to a corner store, and a regrettable decision.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people have a conversation about taking time off for oneself and how it can be perceived as a pill addiction.
16:49 - 21:16 (04:26)
Summary
Two people have a conversation about taking time off for oneself and how it can be perceived as a pill addiction.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Nathan Florence shares how he stays mindful and alert while engaging in extreme sports like surfing, repelling, and ice climbing.
21:16 - 23:28 (02:12)
Summary
Nathan Florence shares how he stays mindful and alert while engaging in extreme sports like surfing, repelling, and ice climbing.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is an incoherent rant with no clear topic or purpose.
23:28 - 26:52 (03:24)
Summary
This transcript is an incoherent rant with no clear topic or purpose.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to obtaining a prescription for drugs from two different doctors, one from North Carolina and another from LA, and speaks about how he became addicted to prescription drugs.
26:52 - 28:57 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker admits to obtaining a prescription for drugs from two different doctors, one from North Carolina and another from LA, and speaks about how he became addicted to prescription drugs. He talks about how he was unable to perform at a gig due to being under the influence of drugs given to him after getting his wisdom teeth pulled out.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is difficult to understand and lacks a clear topic or focus.
28:57 - 31:54 (02:57)
Summary
The transcript is difficult to understand and lacks a clear topic or focus.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a conversation about a person's experience with drug use, detailing moments of absurdity and addiction.
31:54 - 35:27 (03:33)
Summary
This is a conversation about a person's experience with drug use, detailing moments of absurdity and addiction.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal experience of looking into the mirror and having an existential crisis.
35:27 - 38:05 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal experience of looking into the mirror and having an existential crisis.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their misconceptions about HIV/AIDS during their teenage years, including believing that everyone could get AIDS and being afraid of contracting HIV from non-sexual activities.
38:05 - 40:35 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker talks about their misconceptions about HIV/AIDS during their teenage years, including believing that everyone could get AIDS and being afraid of contracting HIV from non-sexual activities.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker emphasizes the importance of foreplay and oral sex as a way to enhance sexual pleasure and arousal.
40:35 - 44:14 (03:39)
Summary
The speaker emphasizes the importance of foreplay and oral sex as a way to enhance sexual pleasure and arousal. They describe the sensations experienced during an orgasm and the role of oral sex in preparing for intercourse.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast snippet, the speaker discusses how people often feel the need to go along with certain things to maintain a relationship, such as impressionable acts like being taken for a ride in a McLaren.
44:14 - 46:42 (02:28)
Summary
In this podcast snippet, the speaker discusses how people often feel the need to go along with certain things to maintain a relationship, such as impressionable acts like being taken for a ride in a McLaren.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation seems to lack coherence as the speaker mentions not being a good role model and describes his feelings towards someone, who he comments has a private life.
46:42 - 50:17 (03:35)
Summary
The conversation seems to lack coherence as the speaker mentions not being a good role model and describes his feelings towards someone, who he comments has a private life.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker struggles to articulate their thoughts with numerous filler words and unfocused analogies, making it difficult to understand their point.
50:17 - 54:16 (03:59)
Summary
The speaker struggles to articulate their thoughts with numerous filler words and unfocused analogies, making it difficult to understand their point.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The sound of a zipper getting caught in the laundry can ruin a good day, but comedian Jim Gaffigan finds humor in the situation.
54:16 - 56:04 (01:48)
Summary
The sound of a zipper getting caught in the laundry can ruin a good day, but comedian Jim Gaffigan finds humor in the situation.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a podcast, David Chang and Aziz Ansari discuss what it was like growing up with immigrant parents who made ethnic food, and the challenges that came with it such as being sent to school with unique dishes that weren't always well received by classmates.
56:04 - 59:43 (03:39)
Summary
In a podcast, David Chang and Aziz Ansari discuss what it was like growing up with immigrant parents who made ethnic food, and the challenges that came with it such as being sent to school with unique dishes that weren't always well received by classmates.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
David Chang's restaurants not only offer delicious food but also an opportunity to understand people and their journeys, even for "morons" who may think they have it all figured out.
59:43 - 1:02:17 (02:34)
Summary
David Chang's restaurants not only offer delicious food but also an opportunity to understand people and their journeys, even for "morons" who may think they have it all figured out.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about their sibling and how they had different interests growing up.
1:02:17 - 1:05:27 (03:09)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about their sibling and how they had different interests growing up.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion is had about the differences between various language groups including Italian, Spanish, and French, with commentary on word origins and implications of language subgroups.
1:05:27 - 1:08:52 (03:24)
Summary
A discussion is had about the differences between various language groups including Italian, Spanish, and French, with commentary on word origins and implications of language subgroups.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a conversation with a friend where they objectified young women and made inappropriate comments.
1:08:52 - 1:11:28 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker discusses a conversation with a friend where they objectified young women and made inappropriate comments.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person makes unrelated comments about sitting next to a black individual and wanting to show they’re not racist, then goes on to talk about an attractive woman.
1:11:28 - 1:15:08 (03:39)
Summary
A person makes unrelated comments about sitting next to a black individual and wanting to show they’re not racist, then goes on to talk about an attractive woman.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares an anecdote about the assumptions people make about him based on his tour bus.
1:15:08 - 1:18:24 (03:16)
Summary
A comedian shares an anecdote about the assumptions people make about him based on his tour bus.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker seems to be discussing the concept of humor and how diversity affects hiring processes.
1:18:24 - 1:20:29 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker seems to be discussing the concept of humor and how diversity affects hiring processes. However, the dialogue is disrupted by a jumbled story about praising a comedian.
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host recommends some comedic podcasts such as All Over The Road, talks about his own personal podcast on the road, and recommends the Netflix stand-up series "The Standups" and the podcast "Tuesdays with Stories."
1:20:29 - 1:21:54 (01:25)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host recommends some comedic podcasts such as All Over The Road, talks about his own personal podcast on the road, and recommends the Netflix stand-up series "The Standups" and the podcast "Tuesdays with Stories."
EpisodeEp. 132 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Mark Normand & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in Two Bears, One Cave, a comedy podcast with no scripts, amateur portology, dirty jokes, and raunchy humor – no apologies!
1:21:54 - 1:22:35 (00:40)
Summary
Join Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in Two Bears, One Cave, a comedy podcast with no scripts, amateur portology, dirty jokes, and raunchy humor – no apologies!