Episode
Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:24:19
Published: Mon Nov 29 2021
Description
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Chapters
Stance offers a wide variety of socks featuring pop culture icons and sports teams, from Wu Tang to Star Wars to Major League Baseball.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
Stance offers a wide variety of socks featuring pop culture icons and sports teams, from Wu Tang to Star Wars to Major League Baseball. One customer particularly enjoys the Wu Tang socks and mentions purchasing them along with other popular fandoms.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the thrill of going at high speed and brags about getting a vehicle that can go faster than the listener's.
01:37 - 06:01 (04:24)
Summary
The speaker describes the thrill of going at high speed and brags about getting a vehicle that can go faster than the listener's.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a moment of panic where they felt like they were dying, but also notes that amazing things can happen in those moments.
06:01 - 08:24 (02:22)
Summary
The speaker describes a moment of panic where they felt like they were dying, but also notes that amazing things can happen in those moments.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a memorable ATV adventure with his family and how his daughter Ila wanted to take the wheel.
08:24 - 11:34 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker talks about a memorable ATV adventure with his family and how his daughter Ila wanted to take the wheel.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker and their friend enjoy pushing each other to try out different adventurous hobbies like E-bikes and jet skis, trying to top each other every time.
11:34 - 15:21 (03:46)
Summary
The speaker and their friend enjoy pushing each other to try out different adventurous hobbies like E-bikes and jet skis, trying to top each other every time.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a plane that he considers the best, reminiscent of a plane he took that he felt was legendary.
15:21 - 19:17 (03:55)
Summary
The speaker describes a plane that he considers the best, reminiscent of a plane he took that he felt was legendary. He emphasizes the ease and convenience of flying, allowing him to do multiple shows without issues.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Policy Genius offers free home and auto insurance quotes, saving customers an average of $1,250 per year over their previous rates.
19:17 - 24:12 (04:55)
Summary
Policy Genius offers free home and auto insurance quotes, saving customers an average of $1,250 per year over their previous rates. While the holidays can be a stressful time for online store owners, ShipStation can help manage inventory, orders, and growth, making the season easier to handle.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
No coherent message or topic was conveyed.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Biden made a statement about a player in the Negro League that was deemed controversial by some.
29:02 - 31:49 (02:46)
Summary
Biden made a statement about a player in the Negro League that was deemed controversial by some.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their struggle to visualize historical events, using their experience visiting Holocaust camps as an example, and expresses hesitation to dive into discussing sensitive topics like Rosa Parks and the assassination of JFK.
31:49 - 35:00 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker discusses their struggle to visualize historical events, using their experience visiting Holocaust camps as an example, and expresses hesitation to dive into discussing sensitive topics like Rosa Parks and the assassination of JFK.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Sarah Silverman criticizes Hollywood's history of casting white non-Jewish actors to play roles of Jewish characters whose Jewishness is a significant aspect of their personality.
35:00 - 38:22 (03:21)
Summary
Comedian Sarah Silverman criticizes Hollywood's history of casting white non-Jewish actors to play roles of Jewish characters whose Jewishness is a significant aspect of their personality.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
An advertisement for Amazon Music Unlimited is heard before the topic shifts to social injustice and athletic underwear.
38:22 - 42:31 (04:08)
Summary
An advertisement for Amazon Music Unlimited is heard before the topic shifts to social injustice and athletic underwear.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the limitations and potential problems that come with playing characters of different religions in comedy, and how to avoid mocking or offending a particular group.
42:31 - 47:14 (04:43)
Summary
The hosts discuss the limitations and potential problems that come with playing characters of different religions in comedy, and how to avoid mocking or offending a particular group.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Voice actor discusses the importance of not doing caricatures of different accents or races.
47:14 - 50:22 (03:08)
Summary
Voice actor discusses the importance of not doing caricatures of different accents or races.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the impressiveness of British black actors playing black Americans with slang, but shares their annoyance with these actors using incorrect African-American vernacular English.
50:24 - 55:22 (04:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses the impressiveness of British black actors playing black Americans with slang, but shares their annoyance with these actors using incorrect African-American vernacular English.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a series of incoherent and unrelated phrases
55:22 - 58:37 (03:15)
Summary
The transcript contains a series of incoherent and unrelated phrases
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Unfortunately, the audio provided is of very poor quality and the spoken content is unintelligible.
1:01:02 - 1:03:52 (02:49)
Summary
Unfortunately, the audio provided is of very poor quality and the spoken content is unintelligible.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recommends trying a big breakfast burrito for a change, citing a great spot in Redondo Beach called Fanny's.
1:03:52 - 1:07:15 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker recommends trying a big breakfast burrito for a change, citing a great spot in Redondo Beach called Fanny's.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their love for savory breakfast items like bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches, as well as indulgent sweet items like waffles and French toast with real maple syrup.
1:07:15 - 1:09:49 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker shares their love for savory breakfast items like bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches, as well as indulgent sweet items like waffles and French toast with real maple syrup.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses love for cheeseburgers and top-tier Italian subs, and mentions the recognizable smell of the latter in movie theaters.
1:09:49 - 1:12:10 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker expresses love for cheeseburgers and top-tier Italian subs, and mentions the recognizable smell of the latter in movie theaters.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their preferences for steakhouse meals, including bone-in ribeye and wagyu samplings.
1:12:10 - 1:15:00 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses their preferences for steakhouse meals, including bone-in ribeye and wagyu samplings. They humorously address their willingness to indulge in such meals even though it may contribute to weight gain.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses spending $100k on Tom's birthday and reflects on the reality of COVID-19.
1:15:00 - 1:17:22 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses spending $100k on Tom's birthday and reflects on the reality of COVID-19.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a dish consisting of Italian bread with spaghetti and meatballs inside, comparing it to different styles of pizza and praising the quality of the meatballs.
1:17:22 - 1:19:41 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker describes a dish consisting of Italian bread with spaghetti and meatballs inside, comparing it to different styles of pizza and praising the quality of the meatballs.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people engage in a rambling conversation about various styles of pizza and make passing comments about body image.
1:19:42 - 1:23:27 (03:44)
Summary
Two people engage in a rambling conversation about various styles of pizza and make passing comments about body image.
EpisodeEp. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Two Bears, One Cave podcast is a raw and unfiltered conversation between Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, filled with dirty jokes, fratology, and raunchy humor.
1:23:27 - 1:24:08 (00:40)
Summary
The Two Bears, One Cave podcast is a raw and unfiltered conversation between Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, filled with dirty jokes, fratology, and raunchy humor.