Episode
Ep. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:30:34
Published: Mon Nov 30 2020
Description
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Chapters
In this podcast, the host and guest discuss the origins of the names given to World War I and II, while pondering the lack of clarity in their titles.
00:00 - 01:47 (01:47)
Summary
In this podcast, the host and guest discuss the origins of the names given to World War I and II, while pondering the lack of clarity in their titles.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura talks with former presidential candidate Andrew Yang about his involvement in politics and his relatable personality.
01:47 - 06:02 (04:15)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura talks with former presidential candidate Andrew Yang about his involvement in politics and his relatable personality.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A recording of a man making offensive and racist comments about black individuals and their hair.
06:02 - 08:20 (02:17)
Summary
A recording of a man making offensive and racist comments about black individuals and their hair.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous conversation about waking up early in the morning and dealing with coughs.
08:20 - 10:24 (02:04)
Summary
A humorous conversation about waking up early in the morning and dealing with coughs.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the fine line between humor and inappropriate comments in comedy shows, giving the example of a comedian making a crude comment towards another comedian during a show.
10:24 - 13:29 (03:05)
Summary
The podcast discusses the fine line between humor and inappropriate comments in comedy shows, giving the example of a comedian making a crude comment towards another comedian during a show.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the issue with cancel culture and how sometimes jokes can fall flat, leading to backlash and outrage.
13:29 - 15:32 (02:03)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the issue with cancel culture and how sometimes jokes can fall flat, leading to backlash and outrage.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their distaste for those who brag about hard work despite barely getting by and questions the notion of hard work being the sole reason for success.
15:32 - 18:08 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker expresses their distaste for those who brag about hard work despite barely getting by and questions the notion of hard work being the sole reason for success.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text is a collection of spoken filler words and phrases with no discernible meaning or context.
18:09 - 21:47 (03:38)
Summary
The text is a collection of spoken filler words and phrases with no discernible meaning or context.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a collection of unclear and incoherent statements that lack a cohesive topic or conversation.
21:47 - 28:10 (06:23)
Summary
The transcript contains a collection of unclear and incoherent statements that lack a cohesive topic or conversation.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The concept of “luck” in comedy and the importance of work ethic and timing in a comedian's success is explored in this podcast episode featuring several comedians.
28:10 - 31:49 (03:38)
Summary
The concept of “luck” in comedy and the importance of work ethic and timing in a comedian's success is explored in this podcast episode featuring several comedians.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker speculates on a nuclear test and a continued pattern of firings in the White House.
31:51 - 34:48 (02:57)
Summary
The speaker speculates on a nuclear test and a continued pattern of firings in the White House.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman shares the story of how her boyfriend surprised her for her birthday by remaking her high school letterman jacket with the help of a gay friend.
34:50 - 39:02 (04:12)
Summary
A woman shares the story of how her boyfriend surprised her for her birthday by remaking her high school letterman jacket with the help of a gay friend.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their caloric intake for the day including chicken breast, pepper jack cheese, coleslaw, granny smith apple, and cucumber.
39:02 - 42:08 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses their caloric intake for the day including chicken breast, pepper jack cheese, coleslaw, granny smith apple, and cucumber. They also mention that when they drink, they allow themselves to eat more and consumed 1000 calories before starting to drink yesterday.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their struggle with overeating and drinking alone, feeling like they can't stop consuming food and alcohol.
42:08 - 44:51 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker shares their struggle with overeating and drinking alone, feeling like they can't stop consuming food and alcohol.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his tendency to disregard healthy eating habits after excessive drinking at night, resulting in poor sleep and lack of appetite the next day.
44:51 - 49:01 (04:09)
Summary
The speaker talks about his tendency to disregard healthy eating habits after excessive drinking at night, resulting in poor sleep and lack of appetite the next day.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript features a series of conversations among friends, covering topics including aging, weight gain, and alcoholism.
49:02 - 51:22 (02:19)
Summary
The transcript features a series of conversations among friends, covering topics including aging, weight gain, and alcoholism.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast are known for their direct communication style and often use blunt language when talking to each other.
51:22 - 53:20 (01:58)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast are known for their direct communication style and often use blunt language when talking to each other. This has been exemplified by comments such as "you're fat" and "you can't act" directed towards each other during discussions.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests having a screening process for selecting friends, similar to the COVID testing process, to ensure they are trustworthy and genuine.
53:20 - 57:16 (03:56)
Summary
The speaker suggests having a screening process for selecting friends, similar to the COVID testing process, to ensure they are trustworthy and genuine.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Offensive comments were made during a podcast about an individual with Bell's palsy and an attempted abortion by his mother.
57:18 - 59:15 (01:57)
Summary
Offensive comments were made during a podcast about an individual with Bell's palsy and an attempted abortion by his mother.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The importance of protein for muscle recovery and the recommendation to drink milk within 20 minutes of finishing a workout are discussed, along with a non-related question regarding the perception of the appearance of Mexican men.
59:15 - 1:02:08 (02:53)
Summary
The importance of protein for muscle recovery and the recommendation to drink milk within 20 minutes of finishing a workout are discussed, along with a non-related question regarding the perception of the appearance of Mexican men.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker confesses to never having watched any of the popular movies.
1:02:08 - 1:03:38 (01:29)
Summary
The speaker confesses to never having watched any of the popular movies.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comment is made about a man's ear resembling that of a wrestler's.
1:03:38 - 1:05:51 (02:13)
Summary
A comment is made about a man's ear resembling that of a wrestler's.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their first impression of Benicio del Toro and how they found him fascinating.
1:05:53 - 1:07:52 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker talks about their first impression of Benicio del Toro and how they found him fascinating.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's initial thought was that the morality of the vaccine distribution had to do with which race should get the vaccine first.
1:07:52 - 1:13:25 (05:33)
Summary
The speaker's initial thought was that the morality of the vaccine distribution had to do with which race should get the vaccine first. But in reality, it was about prioritizing the most vulnerable populations, which may result in rich white people receiving the vaccine first.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers engage in a discussion about penis size, with one individual sharing their personal experience and referencing a pornographic example.
1:13:25 - 1:17:04 (03:38)
Summary
The speakers engage in a discussion about penis size, with one individual sharing their personal experience and referencing a pornographic example.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes an inappropriate comment about a man's body part and suggests using sex as a way to test a woman's interest in a relationship.
1:17:04 - 1:18:40 (01:35)
Summary
The speaker makes an inappropriate comment about a man's body part and suggests using sex as a way to test a woman's interest in a relationship.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker uses vulgar language to describe male anatomy, specifically about the size of the penis and testicles.
1:18:40 - 1:20:45 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker uses vulgar language to describe male anatomy, specifically about the size of the penis and testicles.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a contest where participants share their best tasteful nudes online for a chance to win.
1:20:45 - 1:23:01 (02:15)
Summary
The hosts discuss a contest where participants share their best tasteful nudes online for a chance to win. One of the hosts finds the idea bizarre.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation with many tangents, including a suggestion for sexy snowsuits and a discussion of whether a gay man can be a "regular dude."
1:23:01 - 1:24:41 (01:40)
Summary
A conversation with many tangents, including a suggestion for sexy snowsuits and a discussion of whether a gay man can be a "regular dude."
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker seems to be struggling to recall which month it currently is and goes on a tangent about notable days in various months.
1:24:41 - 1:26:14 (01:32)
Summary
The speaker seems to be struggling to recall which month it currently is and goes on a tangent about notable days in various months.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker lists various bizarre and obscure holidays in August, but highlights the importance of celebrating Friendship Day on August 2nd with water slides and summer fun.
1:26:14 - 1:27:43 (01:29)
Summary
The speaker lists various bizarre and obscure holidays in August, but highlights the importance of celebrating Friendship Day on August 2nd with water slides and summer fun.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker questions the traditional celebration of Jesus' birthday and suggests a humorous scenario of Jesus blowing out candles and receiving wishes not to be crucified.
1:27:44 - 1:29:54 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker questions the traditional celebration of Jesus' birthday and suggests a humorous scenario of Jesus blowing out candles and receiving wishes not to be crucified.
EpisodeEp. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join the Two Bears podcast for unapologetic dirty jokes and raunchy humor.
1:29:54 - 1:30:31 (00:36)
Summary
Join the Two Bears podcast for unapologetic dirty jokes and raunchy humor. No scripts, amateur photography, and a bit of booze make for a hilarious listen.