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In this podcast, the host and guest discuss the origins of the names given to World War I and II, while pondering the lack of clarity in their titles.
Comedian Tom Segura talks with former presidential candidate Andrew Yang about his involvement in politics and his relatable personality.
A recording of a man making offensive and racist comments about black individuals and their hair.
A humorous conversation about waking up early in the morning and dealing with coughs.
The podcast discusses the fine line between humor and inappropriate comments in comedy shows, giving the example of a comedian making a crude comment towards another comedian during a show.
The podcast hosts discuss the issue with cancel culture and how sometimes jokes can fall flat, leading to backlash and outrage.
The speaker expresses their distaste for those who brag about hard work despite barely getting by and questions the notion of hard work being the sole reason for success.
The text is a collection of spoken filler words and phrases with no discernible meaning or context.
The transcript contains a collection of unclear and incoherent statements that lack a cohesive topic or conversation.
The concept of “luck” in comedy and the importance of work ethic and timing in a comedian's success is explored in this podcast episode featuring several comedians.
The speaker speculates on a nuclear test and a continued pattern of firings in the White House.
A woman shares the story of how her boyfriend surprised her for her birthday by remaking her high school letterman jacket with the help of a gay friend.
The speaker discusses their caloric intake for the day including chicken breast, pepper jack cheese, coleslaw, granny smith apple, and cucumber. They also mention that when they drink, they allow themselves to eat more and consumed 1000 calories before starting to drink yesterday.
The speaker shares their struggle with overeating and drinking alone, feeling like they can't stop consuming food and alcohol.
The speaker talks about his tendency to disregard healthy eating habits after excessive drinking at night, resulting in poor sleep and lack of appetite the next day.
The transcript features a series of conversations among friends, covering topics including aging, weight gain, and alcoholism.
The hosts of the podcast are known for their direct communication style and often use blunt language when talking to each other. This has been exemplified by comments such as "you're fat" and "you can't act" directed towards each other during discussions.
The speaker suggests having a screening process for selecting friends, similar to the COVID testing process, to ensure they are trustworthy and genuine.
Offensive comments were made during a podcast about an individual with Bell's palsy and an attempted abortion by his mother.
The importance of protein for muscle recovery and the recommendation to drink milk within 20 minutes of finishing a workout are discussed, along with a non-related question regarding the perception of the appearance of Mexican men.
The speaker confesses to never having watched any of the popular movies.
A comment is made about a man's ear resembling that of a wrestler's.
The speaker talks about their first impression of Benicio del Toro and how they found him fascinating.
The speaker's initial thought was that the morality of the vaccine distribution had to do with which race should get the vaccine first. But in reality, it was about prioritizing the most vulnerable populations, which may result in rich white people receiving the vaccine first.
The speakers engage in a discussion about penis size, with one individual sharing their personal experience and referencing a pornographic example.
The speaker makes an inappropriate comment about a man's body part and suggests using sex as a way to test a woman's interest in a relationship.
The speaker uses vulgar language to describe male anatomy, specifically about the size of the penis and testicles.
The hosts discuss a contest where participants share their best tasteful nudes online for a chance to win. One of the hosts finds the idea bizarre.
A conversation with many tangents, including a suggestion for sexy snowsuits and a discussion of whether a gay man can be a "regular dude."
The speaker seems to be struggling to recall which month it currently is and goes on a tangent about notable days in various months.
The speaker lists various bizarre and obscure holidays in August, but highlights the importance of celebrating Friendship Day on August 2nd with water slides and summer fun.
The speaker questions the traditional celebration of Jesus' birthday and suggests a humorous scenario of Jesus blowing out candles and receiving wishes not to be crucified.
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