Episode
Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:08:36
Published: Mon Oct 14 2019
Description
The 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We put it to the test. Plus Spear Fishing, Private Jets and is Bert the Master of Impressions?
Chapters
The podcast starts with the speaker's lack of control over their speech, as they repeat phrases and struggle to form coherent sentences.
00:00 - 02:50 (02:50)
Summary
The podcast starts with the speaker's lack of control over their speech, as they repeat phrases and struggle to form coherent sentences.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the idea of creating a tool that lies to people to see if the placebo effect can improve their performance.
02:50 - 04:28 (01:37)
Summary
The host discusses the idea of creating a tool that lies to people to see if the placebo effect can improve their performance. They also mention getting a good night's sleep despite waking up early for a workout.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During a conversation with Ari Shaffir, it is mentioned that Joe Rogan has a big global mind and tends to look at things in a bigger picture way compared to others.
04:28 - 08:57 (04:29)
Summary
During a conversation with Ari Shaffir, it is mentioned that Joe Rogan has a big global mind and tends to look at things in a bigger picture way compared to others.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses about the average sleep and BMI scale, and how they both can often be misrepresentative of an individual's health.
08:57 - 13:14 (04:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses about the average sleep and BMI scale, and how they both can often be misrepresentative of an individual's health.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story about a celebrity who pretended to be available for his fans, but ended up getting drunk by himself at home every night.
13:14 - 16:39 (03:25)
Summary
A story about a celebrity who pretended to be available for his fans, but ended up getting drunk by himself at home every night.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the speaker emphasizes the importance of being available when someone needs us and encourages listeners to respond promptly when someone texts or calls us.
16:39 - 19:12 (02:32)
Summary
In this episode, the speaker emphasizes the importance of being available when someone needs us and encourages listeners to respond promptly when someone texts or calls us.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The team discusses the story of a fake Jeremy Renner app that made it look like he was responding to fans, and how they could not imagine a similar app for more serious celebrities.
19:12 - 22:27 (03:15)
Summary
The team discusses the story of a fake Jeremy Renner app that made it look like he was responding to fans, and how they could not imagine a similar app for more serious celebrities.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on a vulgar rant about not wanting to donate money to charity and instead wanting to clean up the neighborhood by finding a homeless shelter.
22:27 - 25:37 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker goes on a vulgar rant about not wanting to donate money to charity and instead wanting to clean up the neighborhood by finding a homeless shelter. They also make an inappropriate comment about a past conversation regarding sex with a black woman.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the process of getting approval for a tour bus and the frustration of receiving unsolicited opinions after selling out 300,000 tickets.
25:37 - 29:13 (03:36)
Summary
The speaker discusses the process of getting approval for a tour bus and the frustration of receiving unsolicited opinions after selling out 300,000 tickets.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls taking a helicopter ride which cost a thousand dollars and receiving a call from the company stating that the ice would make it unsafe to take the ride.
29:13 - 32:49 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker recalls taking a helicopter ride which cost a thousand dollars and receiving a call from the company stating that the ice would make it unsafe to take the ride.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on learning new things with Taron, a comedy writer and CollegeHumor writer.
32:49 - 37:20 (04:31)
Summary
The host reflects on learning new things with Taron, a comedy writer and CollegeHumor writer. They discuss how concepts that are second nature to experts can be challenging for beginners.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their fear of being embarrassed in new situations, particularly when signing up for surfing lessons as an adult.
37:20 - 42:09 (04:49)
Summary
The speaker shares their fear of being embarrassed in new situations, particularly when signing up for surfing lessons as an adult. They eventually overcome this fear, enjoying the experience and even texting a friend about surfing again in the future.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes his experience of swimming with Bull sharks.
42:09 - 43:23 (01:14)
Summary
The speaker describes his experience of swimming with Bull sharks.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a fishing trip where they encountered bull sharks and how they had to be cautious due to the presence of blood in the water.
43:23 - 46:16 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker recounts a fishing trip where they encountered bull sharks and how they had to be cautious due to the presence of blood in the water.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals chat about a mutual acquaintance's high school mullet and pet parrot, speculating on what the parrot might repeat.
46:16 - 49:20 (03:03)
Summary
Two individuals chat about a mutual acquaintance's high school mullet and pet parrot, speculating on what the parrot might repeat.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about getting her ears pierced in college and the pressure she faced to conform to societal norms.
49:20 - 52:07 (02:47)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about getting her ears pierced in college and the pressure she faced to conform to societal norms. She contemplates the possibility of getting a Prince Albert piercing with her partner.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their duality of personality and physical resemblance to their mother's child.
52:07 - 53:40 (01:33)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their duality of personality and physical resemblance to their mother's child.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer discusses the stark contrast between his comedic style and that of Jerry Seinfeld, joking that Seinfeld would view him as a primitive native for taking his shirt off on stage.
53:40 - 56:35 (02:55)
Summary
Bert Kreischer discusses the stark contrast between his comedic style and that of Jerry Seinfeld, joking that Seinfeld would view him as a primitive native for taking his shirt off on stage.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, and Jerry Seinfeld impersonate each other and others during a fictional dinner party, showcasing their comedic talents and witty banter.
56:35 - 57:56 (01:21)
Summary
Comedians Bert Kreischer, Tom Segura, and Jerry Seinfeld impersonate each other and others during a fictional dinner party, showcasing their comedic talents and witty banter.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host discusses doing impersonations and an incident in which he squinted during a video.
57:56 - 1:01:39 (03:42)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host discusses doing impersonations and an incident in which he squinted during a video.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts speculate about what Dave Chappelle's Whoop statistics might be, given his lifestyle and habits, including smoking and staying up late to write on stage.
1:01:39 - 1:04:48 (03:08)
Summary
The hosts speculate about what Dave Chappelle's Whoop statistics might be, given his lifestyle and habits, including smoking and staying up late to write on stage.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing their plans to go to Europe and see some shows with last minute available tickets.
1:04:48 - 1:07:45 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker is discussing their plans to go to Europe and see some shows with last minute available tickets.
EpisodeEp. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura thanks his audience and promotes his live events, the Mom's House podcast, his YouTube channel, and merchandise before ending the podcast.
1:07:45 - 1:08:06 (00:20)
Summary
Tom Segura thanks his audience and promotes his live events, the Mom's House podcast, his YouTube channel, and merchandise before ending the podcast.