Episode
Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:24:35
Published: Mon Sep 13 2021
Description
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Chapters
The exclusive 2 Bears hats that quickly sold out last time are back.
00:00 - 02:46 (02:46)
Summary
The exclusive 2 Bears hats that quickly sold out last time are back. In the podcast, the hosts discuss their excitement for an upcoming Jimmy Buffet show.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the life of Jimmy Buffett and the appeal of his carefree lifestyle, before pondering the question of which successful person's life they would like to emulate.
02:46 - 05:08 (02:21)
Summary
The hosts discuss the life of Jimmy Buffett and the appeal of his carefree lifestyle, before pondering the question of which successful person's life they would like to emulate.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest appreciates Kanye West's style of rap as a form of artistic expression and believes that his personal life is reflected in his music.
05:08 - 08:11 (03:03)
Summary
The guest appreciates Kanye West's style of rap as a form of artistic expression and believes that his personal life is reflected in his music.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the term "good wife guy" and how it relates to a man's behavior towards women, particularly in social situations.
08:11 - 11:07 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker discusses the term "good wife guy" and how it relates to a man's behavior towards women, particularly in social situations.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The importance of making a good impression is discussed in this podcast episode, emphasizing the value of introducing your partner to others and presenting them as something exciting and new.
11:07 - 13:27 (02:20)
Summary
The importance of making a good impression is discussed in this podcast episode, emphasizing the value of introducing your partner to others and presenting them as something exciting and new.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses the societal norms around age gaps in relationships and questions why it's looked down upon when two consenting adults have a large age difference.
13:27 - 15:26 (01:59)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses the societal norms around age gaps in relationships and questions why it's looked down upon when two consenting adults have a large age difference.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host describes a unique method of cooking meatballs and expresses his desire to recreate the experience.
15:26 - 18:05 (02:39)
Summary
The host describes a unique method of cooking meatballs and expresses his desire to recreate the experience. He also mentions receiving an invitation to a football game from an offensive coordinator.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on his past skepticism of spending money, but acknowledges the benefits of investing in oneself and one's career, particularly in the comedy industry.
18:05 - 21:10 (03:05)
Summary
The host reflects on his past skepticism of spending money, but acknowledges the benefits of investing in oneself and one's career, particularly in the comedy industry.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how an injury caused him to rethink his approach to health, leading him to eat better and become more health-focused.
21:10 - 27:59 (06:49)
Summary
The speaker discusses how an injury caused him to rethink his approach to health, leading him to eat better and become more health-focused.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast snippet features a conversation about body image and inebriation, with one speaker joking about the number of calories they consumed and the importance of being able to see their genitalia.
27:59 - 32:04 (04:05)
Summary
This podcast snippet features a conversation about body image and inebriation, with one speaker joking about the number of calories they consumed and the importance of being able to see their genitalia.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A jumble of various conversations about challenges, fitness, and random anecdotes.
32:04 - 36:05 (04:00)
Summary
A jumble of various conversations about challenges, fitness, and random anecdotes.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how people tend to boast on social media about their accomplishments in a way that is similar to how the Taliban boasts about taking over an airplane.
36:05 - 39:14 (03:09)
Summary
The speaker discusses how people tend to boast on social media about their accomplishments in a way that is similar to how the Taliban boasts about taking over an airplane.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the experience of a personal injury and how it has impacted their life, discussing the physical and mental effects of the injury.
39:14 - 43:59 (04:45)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the experience of a personal injury and how it has impacted their life, discussing the physical and mental effects of the injury.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the difficulties of caring for young adults who may still need guidance and support, highlighting the disparity between what we expect from them and what they really need.
43:59 - 48:53 (04:54)
Summary
The hosts discuss the difficulties of caring for young adults who may still need guidance and support, highlighting the disparity between what we expect from them and what they really need.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the residual tightness she feels in her tendon despite removing a device and the experience of certain audience members watching comedy with high production value.
48:53 - 51:30 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker discusses the residual tightness she feels in her tendon despite removing a device and the experience of certain audience members watching comedy with high production value.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker hilariously describes the experience of eating extremely spicy food and the aftermath on their digestive system.
51:30 - 55:09 (03:39)
Summary
The speaker hilariously describes the experience of eating extremely spicy food and the aftermath on their digestive system.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss the growing trend of consuming hot sauce and its popularity in the media, as well as personal preferences for using hot sauce in cooking and food consumption.
55:09 - 58:42 (03:33)
Summary
Two individuals discuss the growing trend of consuming hot sauce and its popularity in the media, as well as personal preferences for using hot sauce in cooking and food consumption.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss a moment when they both decided to participate in the Buffalo Wild Wings Challenge, an eating challenge at the restaurant chain Buffalo Wild Wings that involves eating their hottest 10 wings.
58:42 - 1:04:39 (05:57)
Summary
Two individuals discuss a moment when they both decided to participate in the Buffalo Wild Wings Challenge, an eating challenge at the restaurant chain Buffalo Wild Wings that involves eating their hottest 10 wings.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text appears to be a transcript of an unintelligible rant as it lacks any coherent thought or message.
1:04:39 - 1:11:47 (07:08)
Summary
The text appears to be a transcript of an unintelligible rant as it lacks any coherent thought or message.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the recent documentary about Harvey and expresses the overwhelming feeling of the fragility of life.
1:11:47 - 1:15:08 (03:21)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the recent documentary about Harvey and expresses the overwhelming feeling of the fragility of life.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker requests a list of the top 10 serial killers based on their search popularity, and mentions the case of a killer who was found to have buried 50 preteen victims in the 1980s.
1:15:08 - 1:17:16 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker requests a list of the top 10 serial killers based on their search popularity, and mentions the case of a killer who was found to have buried 50 preteen victims in the 1980s.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast discuss coming up with their own serial killer nicknames as a joke, making light of a serious and disturbing topic.
1:17:16 - 1:19:55 (02:38)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast discuss coming up with their own serial killer nicknames as a joke, making light of a serious and disturbing topic.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the topics of dreams and creativity, including inner and outer peace, personal growth, and understanding others, and also shares their personal experience of having vivid dreams.
1:19:55 - 1:21:26 (01:31)
Summary
The speaker discusses the topics of dreams and creativity, including inner and outer peace, personal growth, and understanding others, and also shares their personal experience of having vivid dreams.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura is given a new nickname and offered an anti aircraft thing to check out by his podcast host.
1:21:26 - 1:23:54 (02:28)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura is given a new nickname and offered an anti aircraft thing to check out by his podcast host.
EpisodeEp. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends exchange pleasantries and discuss scheduling a live podcast session.
1:23:54 - 1:24:09 (00:15)
Summary
Two friends exchange pleasantries and discuss scheduling a live podcast session.