Episode
Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:33:23
Published: Mon Jul 27 2020
Description
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Chapters
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss their experiences with sleep struggles and taping their mouths shut at night to prevent snoring.
00:00 - 00:51 (00:51)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss their experiences with sleep struggles and taping their mouths shut at night to prevent snoring. They also mention a potential podcast idea featuring psychics and discuss their desire for a football podcast with Clinton Portis.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is expressing frustration that there isn't a Monday morning football podcast available, and mentions a failed attempt at recording a podcast with friends.
00:51 - 02:39 (01:48)
Summary
The speaker is expressing frustration that there isn't a Monday morning football podcast available, and mentions a failed attempt at recording a podcast with friends.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker engages in a conversation about pursuing passion projects and discusses the importance of finding and following your interests.
02:39 - 05:32 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker engages in a conversation about pursuing passion projects and discusses the importance of finding and following your interests.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker initiates a three-way conversation and expresses excitement about the idea.
05:32 - 07:12 (01:40)
Summary
The speaker initiates a three-way conversation and expresses excitement about the idea.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts announce the creation of a new football podcast, expressing excitement for the upcoming football season.
07:12 - 09:37 (02:25)
Summary
The hosts announce the creation of a new football podcast, expressing excitement for the upcoming football season.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts joke about starting a new podcast, mocking past locker room behavior, which would eventually become wildly successful.
09:37 - 13:27 (03:50)
Summary
The hosts joke about starting a new podcast, mocking past locker room behavior, which would eventually become wildly successful.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the topic of podcasters discussing politics, mentioning a text they sent regarding their own podcast's approach.
13:27 - 15:14 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker discusses the topic of podcasters discussing politics, mentioning a text they sent regarding their own podcast's approach.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is an example of an incoherent, possibly intoxicated, conversation between two individuals.
15:14 - 17:03 (01:49)
Summary
This transcript is an example of an incoherent, possibly intoxicated, conversation between two individuals.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the personalities of athletes with former Miami teammate Clinton Portis, including Warren Sapp's explosiveness and the possibility of bringing Charles Haley onto the podcast.
17:03 - 20:33 (03:30)
Summary
The hosts discuss the personalities of athletes with former Miami teammate Clinton Portis, including Warren Sapp's explosiveness and the possibility of bringing Charles Haley onto the podcast.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers are discussing the wealth and background of an individual and specifically looking at their early years.
20:33 - 22:09 (01:36)
Summary
The speakers are discussing the wealth and background of an individual and specifically looking at their early years.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
John Lynch denies talking negatively about active quarterbacks and believes that those who do are simply insecure.
22:09 - 24:36 (02:27)
Summary
John Lynch denies talking negatively about active quarterbacks and believes that those who do are simply insecure.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Discussion about NFL players with strong personalities and a prediction on Warren Sapp's ranking.
24:36 - 27:54 (03:18)
Summary
Discussion about NFL players with strong personalities and a prediction on Warren Sapp's ranking.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speakers discuss the phenomenon of associating personal habits and traits with gay individuals and reflect on personal experiences with familial relationships in this context.
27:54 - 29:51 (01:57)
Summary
In this conversation, the speakers discuss the phenomenon of associating personal habits and traits with gay individuals and reflect on personal experiences with familial relationships in this context.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Is mouth taping an effective solution to prevent snoring?
29:51 - 32:18 (02:27)
Summary
Is mouth taping an effective solution to prevent snoring? This podcast episode discusses the pros and cons of this controversial sleep trend.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experience with breath training and how it has helped to improve their performance, using a strong band to prevent the lower jaw from dropping.
32:19 - 36:16 (03:57)
Summary
The speaker discusses their experience with breath training and how it has helped to improve their performance, using a strong band to prevent the lower jaw from dropping.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr talks about his experiences with molding a mouth guard and how it's not just his food choices, but also his sleep schedule that contributed to his unhealthy lifestyle.
36:16 - 39:11 (02:55)
Summary
Bill Burr talks about his experiences with molding a mouth guard and how it's not just his food choices, but also his sleep schedule that contributed to his unhealthy lifestyle.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast will include game recaps, news, predictions, and fun segments.
39:11 - 42:18 (03:07)
Summary
The podcast will include game recaps, news, predictions, and fun segments. They plan on selling merchandise and are confident that it will sell well.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story of a recent encounter where they met a fighter who was a hero in the MMA world, and the excitement felt by the speaker and those around them.
42:18 - 45:16 (02:57)
Summary
The speaker shares a story of a recent encounter where they met a fighter who was a hero in the MMA world, and the excitement felt by the speaker and those around them.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about getting a 16-year-old pregnant and how he tried to cover it up by having the girl ask someone else for a phone number.
45:16 - 49:50 (04:34)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about getting a 16-year-old pregnant and how he tried to cover it up by having the girl ask someone else for a phone number.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian discusses doing an impression of Ron, including how he talks and what he might say in certain situations.
49:50 - 52:36 (02:45)
Summary
Comedian discusses doing an impression of Ron, including how he talks and what he might say in certain situations.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is intrigued by Japanese samurai culture, while also discussing the experience of being an NFL football with a first person football feature.
52:36 - 55:54 (03:18)
Summary
The speaker is intrigued by Japanese samurai culture, while also discussing the experience of being an NFL football with a first person football feature.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker emphasizes the importance of studying greatness in order to achieve it and discourages the "dumb flutie shit".
58:12 - 1:00:35 (02:22)
Summary
The speaker emphasizes the importance of studying greatness in order to achieve it and discourages the "dumb flutie shit".
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The brilliance of SNL sketches translates better to commercials than to sitcoms.
1:00:35 - 1:03:21 (02:45)
Summary
The brilliance of SNL sketches translates better to commercials than to sitcoms. SNL has a unique ability to capture unique comedy moments that resonate with audiences in a way that other formats do not.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the idea of reaching out to local schools for unique, iron-cast dumbbells for home workouts rather than purchasing the typical ones found in stores.
1:03:21 - 1:06:56 (03:35)
Summary
The host discusses the idea of reaching out to local schools for unique, iron-cast dumbbells for home workouts rather than purchasing the typical ones found in stores. They explore the variety of options and benefits of using more interesting gym equipment.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses weight training machines that can handle 80 pounds or more, noting that some of them are designed for safety rather than strength.
1:06:56 - 1:10:09 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker discusses weight training machines that can handle 80 pounds or more, noting that some of them are designed for safety rather than strength. They discuss a company with a machine that has a thin handle for lifting large amounts of weight.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the confusion between comedy and drama hybrid genres which can lead to misunderstandings between performers and audiences.
1:10:09 - 1:14:19 (04:10)
Summary
A discussion on the confusion between comedy and drama hybrid genres which can lead to misunderstandings between performers and audiences.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about Chuck and wonders why some people might view him as a good guy.
1:14:19 - 1:16:22 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story about Chuck and wonders why some people might view him as a good guy.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a humorous story about his experience with trying to remove a skin tag and offers a tip to rip it off using dental floss tied in a knot.
1:16:22 - 1:18:23 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker shares a humorous story about his experience with trying to remove a skin tag and offers a tip to rip it off using dental floss tied in a knot.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the process of shaving baby hairs and shares a personal story about asking for help to shave hard-to-reach areas on their neck.
1:18:23 - 1:20:41 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker talks about the process of shaving baby hairs and shares a personal story about asking for help to shave hard-to-reach areas on their neck.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to watching a lot of chiropractic videos, mentioning different types of practitioners with varying techniques.
1:20:41 - 1:22:44 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker admits to watching a lot of chiropractic videos, mentioning different types of practitioners with varying techniques.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker addresses the importance of meeting etiquette when it comes to inviting others over to your personal space, and suggests the use of security personnel.
1:22:45 - 1:27:46 (05:01)
Summary
The speaker addresses the importance of meeting etiquette when it comes to inviting others over to your personal space, and suggests the use of security personnel. The mention of not owning a jet is brought up in the conversation.
EpisodeEp. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts express their love and appreciation for their listeners while also promising to never hurt them.
1:31:53 - 1:32:53 (01:00)
Summary
The hosts express their love and appreciation for their listeners while also promising to never hurt them.