Episode
Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:14:35
Published: Mon Jul 15 2019
Description
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club.
Chapters
On this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom and Bert discuss camera double punches and share embarrassing stories involving skydiving and bungee jumping.
00:00 - 01:05 (01:05)
Summary
On this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom and Bert discuss camera double punches and share embarrassing stories involving skydiving and bungee jumping.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the phenomenon of people accidentally recording homemade porn, often due to mistakenly turning off the recording device.
01:05 - 03:26 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses the phenomenon of people accidentally recording homemade porn, often due to mistakenly turning off the recording device. This can lead to embarrassing situations and potentially unknown dissemination of the content.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about a friend having a Chinese food craving and her personal experience with a sushi spread at the Laugh Factory.
03:26 - 05:46 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about a friend having a Chinese food craving and her personal experience with a sushi spread at the Laugh Factory.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their aspirations to lose weight and get into good shape while also mentioning someone they know who ate a large quantity of wings during a theater show.
05:46 - 08:01 (02:15)
Summary
The speaker discusses their aspirations to lose weight and get into good shape while also mentioning someone they know who ate a large quantity of wings during a theater show.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe and his friend get on top of a table shirtless while partying but were eventually asked to put their shirts back on.
08:01 - 12:17 (04:15)
Summary
Joe and his friend get on top of a table shirtless while partying but were eventually asked to put their shirts back on.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dax Shepard shares his fear of ruffling feathers and being targeted by more successful people and how it affects his behavior in public.
12:17 - 17:59 (05:42)
Summary
Dax Shepard shares his fear of ruffling feathers and being targeted by more successful people and how it affects his behavior in public.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about his favorite road activity and his thoughts on gun control and the alt-right in this humorous rant from a podcast episode.
17:59 - 21:46 (03:47)
Summary
A comedian talks about his favorite road activity and his thoughts on gun control and the alt-right in this humorous rant from a podcast episode.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on comedic trolling and how people identify with comedians who get sincere about their craft.
21:46 - 27:41 (05:55)
Summary
A discussion on comedic trolling and how people identify with comedians who get sincere about their craft.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people recall laughing uncontrollably during their summer camp experience, even with a cranky counselor.
27:41 - 31:37 (03:55)
Summary
A group of people recall laughing uncontrollably during their summer camp experience, even with a cranky counselor.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Eddie Fernandez played hilarious pranks in LA, like requesting a pitcher of ice water for hot girls and buying drinks for frat guys.
31:37 - 34:04 (02:26)
Summary
Eddie Fernandez played hilarious pranks in LA, like requesting a pitcher of ice water for hot girls and buying drinks for frat guys.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on spitting in a cup, the effects of chewing tobacco, and the etiquette of overnight stays.
34:04 - 36:14 (02:10)
Summary
The host reflects on spitting in a cup, the effects of chewing tobacco, and the etiquette of overnight stays.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speaker recalls a story about his 14-year-old sibling trying drugs for the first time and his approach to having a conversation with her.
36:14 - 39:42 (03:27)
Summary
In this conversation, the speaker recalls a story about his 14-year-old sibling trying drugs for the first time and his approach to having a conversation with her.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their enjoyment of indulging in $260 worth of Chinese food and the contrast between their own plate and their daughter's, leading to thoughts about diabetes.
39:42 - 43:52 (04:09)
Summary
The speaker describes their enjoyment of indulging in $260 worth of Chinese food and the contrast between their own plate and their daughter's, leading to thoughts about diabetes.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about discussing car preferences with friends and mentions the desire for a cool and fun car, such as a Jeep or a Trackhawk.
43:52 - 47:15 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker talks about discussing car preferences with friends and mentions the desire for a cool and fun car, such as a Jeep or a Trackhawk.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The pressures of trying to live up to the extreme athletic achievements of people like David Goggins and Cameron Haynes can be overwhelming for some.
47:15 - 51:15 (03:59)
Summary
The pressures of trying to live up to the extreme athletic achievements of people like David Goggins and Cameron Haynes can be overwhelming for some. Joe Rogan discusses how it's not necessary to commit your life to such strenuous activities.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing someone's intense physical preparation for a task, possibly related to war, which includes six hour workouts and running 30 miles.
51:15 - 57:07 (05:51)
Summary
The speaker is discussing someone's intense physical preparation for a task, possibly related to war, which includes six hour workouts and running 30 miles.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the best cities to run in outside in hot temperatures and mention the idea of getting a tattoo of Florida on one's face.
57:07 - 1:00:16 (03:09)
Summary
The hosts discuss the best cities to run in outside in hot temperatures and mention the idea of getting a tattoo of Florida on one's face. They also mention Joe's lack of receptiveness to new ideas.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker shares his experience of being approached by Tide and Fortune 500 companies to sell his business.
1:00:16 - 1:02:06 (01:49)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker shares his experience of being approached by Tide and Fortune 500 companies to sell his business. They also discuss how much he would be willing to sell his business for.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests preparing the body for a running challenge by gradually building up endurance and avoiding stress fractures.
1:02:12 - 1:04:59 (02:47)
Summary
The speaker suggests preparing the body for a running challenge by gradually building up endurance and avoiding stress fractures. They also share their own experience of losing 40 pounds in 29 days through running.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode contains a humorous discussion about going to a dolphin encounter and trying a bear claw pastry with jelly inside.
1:04:59 - 1:07:54 (02:54)
Summary
This podcast episode contains a humorous discussion about going to a dolphin encounter and trying a bear claw pastry with jelly inside.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of guys recount a hilarious experience at a strip club where they misunderstood the intentions of the dancers.
1:07:54 - 1:09:41 (01:46)
Summary
A group of guys recount a hilarious experience at a strip club where they misunderstood the intentions of the dancers.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses virtue signaling on social media and flips a tweet to demonstrate how easy it is to do.
1:09:41 - 1:13:34 (03:52)
Summary
The speaker discusses virtue signaling on social media and flips a tweet to demonstrate how easy it is to do. He ends with some colorful language.
EpisodeEp. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast episode titled "That Was Our Careers" features racist and offensive remarks about Muslims, the LGBTQ+ community, and Bernie Sanders.
1:13:34 - 1:14:34 (01:00)
Summary
The podcast episode titled "That Was Our Careers" features racist and offensive remarks about Muslims, the LGBTQ+ community, and Bernie Sanders. The episode is filled with derogatory comments and slurs.