Episode
Ep. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:24:41
Published: Mon Dec 07 2020
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Chapters
In this episode, the speaker discusses their personal experience with consuming only water and the positive effects it had on their complexion and overall health.
00:00 - 02:18 (02:18)
Summary
In this episode, the speaker discusses their personal experience with consuming only water and the positive effects it had on their complexion and overall health.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss how staying hydrated can impact our physical health and lead to an increase in energy levels.
02:18 - 06:40 (04:22)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss how staying hydrated can impact our physical health and lead to an increase in energy levels. One host shares his experience of cutting out sugary drinks and opting for water instead.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares his experience with colonoscopy prep, including having to fast and only drink lemon lime Gatorade due to the risk of confusing colored liquids with blood.
06:41 - 09:47 (03:05)
Summary
A man shares his experience with colonoscopy prep, including having to fast and only drink lemon lime Gatorade due to the risk of confusing colored liquids with blood. He also explains the procedure of a colonoscopy.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts plan to schedule a weight loss challenge with each other's doctors before the new year to improve their health and fitness.
09:47 - 11:43 (01:56)
Summary
The hosts plan to schedule a weight loss challenge with each other's doctors before the new year to improve their health and fitness.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the feeling of sudden motivation to make healthy changes and the benefits of eating clean.
11:43 - 14:58 (03:14)
Summary
The speaker talks about the feeling of sudden motivation to make healthy changes and the benefits of eating clean.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The episode discusses the concept of receiving bad news and its life-altering impact, using examples from Tupac's shooting and discovering illnesses in the hospital.
14:58 - 18:21 (03:23)
Summary
The episode discusses the concept of receiving bad news and its life-altering impact, using examples from Tupac's shooting and discovering illnesses in the hospital.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is a collection of incoherent ramblings that are difficult to summarize.
18:21 - 23:26 (05:04)
Summary
This transcript is a collection of incoherent ramblings that are difficult to summarize.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how he wishes he could use food as stress relief and his concerns about his low heart rate.
23:26 - 25:08 (01:42)
Summary
The speaker discusses how he wishes he could use food as stress relief and his concerns about his low heart rate.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their enjoyment and preference for being put under the influence of drugs, specifically mentioning the feeling they had when given medication for a hernia.
25:08 - 27:35 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about their enjoyment and preference for being put under the influence of drugs, specifically mentioning the feeling they had when given medication for a hernia.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses chloroform and the disturbing comments made about it.
27:35 - 30:55 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker discusses chloroform and the disturbing comments made about it.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast discuss the recent trend of people attempting the "chloroform challenge" and its potential dangers.
30:55 - 33:52 (02:57)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast discuss the recent trend of people attempting the "chloroform challenge" and its potential dangers.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian makes a joke about the chloroform challenge and suggests his friends participate in it.
33:52 - 35:26 (01:34)
Summary
Comedian makes a joke about the chloroform challenge and suggests his friends participate in it.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The idea of having a morning kitchen in the bathroom was first introduced to the hosts by a selling agent during a home shopping experience.
35:26 - 38:32 (03:06)
Summary
The idea of having a morning kitchen in the bathroom was first introduced to the hosts by a selling agent during a home shopping experience. One of the hosts' wives started doing a makeshift version of it, but they agreed that it would be too dangerous for their kids.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous banter between two friends discussing morning routines including buying outlet phone chargers and putting a coffee maker in the bathroom.
38:32 - 41:39 (03:07)
Summary
A humorous banter between two friends discussing morning routines including buying outlet phone chargers and putting a coffee maker in the bathroom.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story of a friend objectifying a woman in conversation.
41:39 - 44:06 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker shares a story of a friend objectifying a woman in conversation.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker attempted to pop a pimple inside their nose using a method they thought would work, but ended up with an injury.
44:06 - 46:28 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker attempted to pop a pimple inside their nose using a method they thought would work, but ended up with an injury.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker directs the listener to find a video and watch a salivary stone removal procedure.
46:28 - 48:30 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker directs the listener to find a video and watch a salivary stone removal procedure.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person describes a grim medical procedure where someone attempts to cut out an object from their mouth using an X-Acto knife.
48:30 - 52:31 (04:00)
Summary
A person describes a grim medical procedure where someone attempts to cut out an object from their mouth using an X-Acto knife.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Salivary stone, also known as Cialo theasis, is a mineral deposit that forms in the salivary glands.
52:31 - 54:07 (01:36)
Summary
Salivary stone, also known as Cialo theasis, is a mineral deposit that forms in the salivary glands. Men aged 30 to 60 are more likely to be affected by this condition, and treatment may include sucking on sugar-free lemon drops and drinking more water.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss their plans for New Year's Eve and a potential porn video, but are interrupted by a dog.
54:07 - 58:20 (04:13)
Summary
The hosts discuss their plans for New Year's Eve and a potential porn video, but are interrupted by a dog. They clarify that this is just a preview and not the actual on sale.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
"Gooning," a term commonly used in hip hop culture, refers to a dangerous and addictive behavior of consuming nothing but one's own pleasurable sensations.
58:20 - 1:01:35 (03:14)
Summary
"Gooning," a term commonly used in hip hop culture, refers to a dangerous and addictive behavior of consuming nothing but one's own pleasurable sensations. This behavior can lead to harmful consequences and addictive patterns.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's son described how his father gave into low effort thinking in his shift towards more conservative politics.
1:01:35 - 1:04:47 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker's son described how his father gave into low effort thinking in his shift towards more conservative politics.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Carly Aquilino talks about outdated slang terms and how using descriptive language is much more effective in modern times.
1:04:47 - 1:09:31 (04:44)
Summary
Comedian Carly Aquilino talks about outdated slang terms and how using descriptive language is much more effective in modern times.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the rarity of truly original thoughts and how people often react to them.
1:09:31 - 1:14:40 (05:09)
Summary
The hosts discuss the rarity of truly original thoughts and how people often react to them. One host shares a recent bizarre dream about Matthew McConaughey.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler debate who created the hotel room hack of using coat hangers to close blinds, while the speaker expresses concern about stapling blinds.
1:14:40 - 1:20:09 (05:28)
Summary
Comedians Jay Larson and Ryan Sickler debate who created the hotel room hack of using coat hangers to close blinds, while the speaker expresses concern about stapling blinds.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the appeal of porn stars and the perception that they are financially independent workers who carry themselves with a sense of sexiness.
1:20:09 - 1:23:12 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker discusses the appeal of porn stars and the perception that they are financially independent workers who carry themselves with a sense of sexiness.
EpisodeEp. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts announce the upcoming New Year's Eve live show and promise it will be an exciting event.
1:23:12 - 1:24:38 (01:26)
Summary
The hosts announce the upcoming New Year's Eve live show and promise it will be an exciting event. They mention details and a link will be provided on the next episode.