Episode
Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:12:25
Published: Mon Jan 20 2020
Description
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge?
Chapters
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer introduce another episode of Two Bears One Cave with jokes, laughter, and anticipation of controversy.
00:00 - 01:14 (01:14)
Summary
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer introduce another episode of Two Bears One Cave with jokes, laughter, and anticipation of controversy.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people discuss an unknown business and a pen.
01:14 - 04:05 (02:51)
Summary
Two people discuss an unknown business and a pen. One person expresses uncertainty, while the other assures them that their product is good.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about how a fallen soldier of their platoon used to tell them about war stories and battle experiences for hours.
04:05 - 06:09 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about how a fallen soldier of their platoon used to tell them about war stories and battle experiences for hours.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on people in the business who don't know how to "ball out", and compares his feelings towards them to how some feel about fallen soldiers.
06:09 - 08:15 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker reflects on people in the business who don't know how to "ball out", and compares his feelings towards them to how some feel about fallen soldiers.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A Marine shares his thoughts on the idea of soldiers being bothered with the consequences of having killed other people during war, stating that what really weighs on them is the loss of their fellow comrades.
08:16 - 09:23 (01:07)
Summary
A Marine shares his thoughts on the idea of soldiers being bothered with the consequences of having killed other people during war, stating that what really weighs on them is the loss of their fellow comrades.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his fear of home invasions and how it would make him feel unsafe in his own house.
09:24 - 11:04 (01:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses his fear of home invasions and how it would make him feel unsafe in his own house.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares a story of his father insulting a stranger by asking where they brought his "sorry sack of shit ass" from, to which the stranger replied he was from Utah.
11:04 - 14:01 (02:56)
Summary
A man shares a story of his father insulting a stranger by asking where they brought his "sorry sack of shit ass" from, to which the stranger replied he was from Utah.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A genetic researcher states that scientifically, if someone is born male, they will always be male.
14:01 - 15:42 (01:40)
Summary
A genetic researcher states that scientifically, if someone is born male, they will always be male. She also warns against demonizing and trying to dominate an entire gender.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The media uses extreme and ridiculous claims to make more moderate claims seem more palatable, even if they aren't true.
15:42 - 17:24 (01:42)
Summary
The media uses extreme and ridiculous claims to make more moderate claims seem more palatable, even if they aren't true.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the unspoken rules of war and compares them to the rules of today's society.
17:24 - 19:49 (02:24)
Summary
The podcast discusses the unspoken rules of war and compares them to the rules of today's society. In war, there is a subtle loyalty where speaking out against a superior can result in death, while in society, people are taught to not question authority when new rules are introduced.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a childhood memory of being yelled at by someone and told not to cry.
19:49 - 22:46 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker shares a childhood memory of being yelled at by someone and told not to cry. They also recall an experience of encountering Stacey Dash at the gym while reaching for their water bottle.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode talks about the double standard of crying between men and women, and how women are often seen as more emotional and therefore get away with crying more easily.
22:46 - 25:39 (02:52)
Summary
This podcast episode talks about the double standard of crying between men and women, and how women are often seen as more emotional and therefore get away with crying more easily.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the intense emotional response he experiences when his child is threatened or harmed, and how he approached a teacher to try and help his child graduate.
25:39 - 30:59 (05:20)
Summary
The speaker talks about the intense emotional response he experiences when his child is threatened or harmed, and how he approached a teacher to try and help his child graduate.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman's experience of discrimination as a non-English speaker is shared, as she describes an interaction in which a man suggested she learn English or go somewhere else when she was trying to buy a couch.
31:00 - 33:58 (02:58)
Summary
A woman's experience of discrimination as a non-English speaker is shared, as she describes an interaction in which a man suggested she learn English or go somewhere else when she was trying to buy a couch.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a thrilling experience where he felt like he might be in danger, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding with a guy on the phone.
33:59 - 36:40 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker describes a thrilling experience where he felt like he might be in danger, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding with a guy on the phone.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on using a homophobic slur in the past and the importance of apologizing for hurtful language.
36:40 - 39:20 (02:40)
Summary
The speaker reflects on using a homophobic slur in the past and the importance of apologizing for hurtful language.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts how his dad would criticize him for being lazy, which made him disregard his dad's words altogether; he now looks back and wants to go on a trip with him.
39:20 - 41:41 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker recounts how his dad would criticize him for being lazy, which made him disregard his dad's words altogether; he now looks back and wants to go on a trip with him.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about her relaxed relationship with her dad and how he uses marijuana as a form of relaxation.
41:41 - 43:14 (01:32)
Summary
The speaker talks about her relaxed relationship with her dad and how he uses marijuana as a form of relaxation. She contrast this with the stereotypical image of dads being buttoned down and serious.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story, but it's difficult to follow due to his lack of clarity and tangents.
43:14 - 45:39 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker tells a story, but it's difficult to follow due to his lack of clarity and tangents.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about how the meaning of words has changed over time, using his own comedy bit as an example of how the word “gay” has evolved in meaning.
45:39 - 48:32 (02:53)
Summary
Comedian talks about how the meaning of words has changed over time, using his own comedy bit as an example of how the word “gay” has evolved in meaning.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about the stereotypical "cool dad" and how modern-day fathers are more in touch with human behavior.
48:33 - 51:18 (02:45)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about the stereotypical "cool dad" and how modern-day fathers are more in touch with human behavior. He shares an anecdote about his son's dream and jokingly suggests that Tommy Lee Jones is gay.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker vividly describes being immersed in a world of letters, riding a horse and fighting with a knife while trying to save a child stuck in a dream.
51:18 - 54:06 (02:47)
Summary
The speaker vividly describes being immersed in a world of letters, riding a horse and fighting with a knife while trying to save a child stuck in a dream. The setting is inside a piece of paper with fires, bow and arrows and stapled pages.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During a podcast episode, Joe Rogan expressed his disappointment with his friends' weight and suggested they need to put on muscle instead.
54:06 - 56:22 (02:16)
Summary
During a podcast episode, Joe Rogan expressed his disappointment with his friends' weight and suggested they need to put on muscle instead. His comments were made during a discussion on their sober October challenge recap.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses their experiences with weight loss, including the challenges of losing weight, and shares tips on how to avoid gaining weight.
56:22 - 58:14 (01:51)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses their experiences with weight loss, including the challenges of losing weight, and shares tips on how to avoid gaining weight.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's decision-making process on eating something healthy, specifically opting to make a sandwich instead of eating something else.
58:14 - 1:00:15 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker's decision-making process on eating something healthy, specifically opting to make a sandwich instead of eating something else.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reflects on their night of cooking bone broth, drinking sake, and enjoying the company of friends.
1:00:15 - 1:03:04 (02:48)
Summary
A person reflects on their night of cooking bone broth, drinking sake, and enjoying the company of friends.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions the challenges of conversing when there is little structure or direction, and gives an example of aimless discussion during travel plans.
1:03:05 - 1:05:39 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker mentions the challenges of conversing when there is little structure or direction, and gives an example of aimless discussion during travel plans.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience with tipping and the confusion around the appropriate amount to tip in certain situations.
1:05:39 - 1:07:34 (01:54)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience with tipping and the confusion around the appropriate amount to tip in certain situations.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his tendency to opt for fast food drive through meals despite trying to make healthier choices, recounting how he chose salmon at a steakhouse but comparing it to the appeal of a classic burger.
1:07:34 - 1:09:19 (01:44)
Summary
The speaker discusses his tendency to opt for fast food drive through meals despite trying to make healthier choices, recounting how he chose salmon at a steakhouse but comparing it to the appeal of a classic burger.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian makes crude analogies about food and sexuality before promoting a tour.
1:09:19 - 1:11:39 (02:19)
Summary
A comedian makes crude analogies about food and sexuality before promoting a tour.
EpisodeEp. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Catch Tom Segura on his Pretty Boy World Tour, check out Tom Segura dot com slash tour for dates.
1:11:39 - 1:12:19 (00:40)
Summary
Catch Tom Segura on his Pretty Boy World Tour, check out Tom Segura dot com slash tour for dates.