Episode
Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:13:56
Published: Mon Jun 01 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.
Chapters
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura start off their first episode of Two Bears One Cave with banter and jokes, acknowledging the potential for controversy and promising a wild and entertaining ride.
00:00 - 00:45 (00:45)
Summary
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura start off their first episode of Two Bears One Cave with banter and jokes, acknowledging the potential for controversy and promising a wild and entertaining ride.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses drinking a full bottle of low calorie, low sugar wine and compares it to a suggested daily limit of three beers.
00:45 - 03:08 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker discusses drinking a full bottle of low calorie, low sugar wine and compares it to a suggested daily limit of three beers. They also mention experiencing unpleasant stomach sensations.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about their experience with a sleep coach and compares it with the way people order wine at a restaurant.
03:08 - 05:04 (01:56)
Summary
A person talks about their experience with a sleep coach and compares it with the way people order wine at a restaurant.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is feeling stuck and decides to write a self-help book.
05:04 - 08:49 (03:45)
Summary
The speaker is feeling stuck and decides to write a self-help book. They describe the start of their writing process and how they get lost in imagining.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Seminole tribe earned $500 million from its gambling operations in 2020, enough to pay each of its members a monthly stipend of $7,000.
08:49 - 11:25 (02:36)
Summary
The Seminole tribe earned $500 million from its gambling operations in 2020, enough to pay each of its members a monthly stipend of $7,000.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes being pulled over by a cop while speeding on a motorcycle and feeling uncomfortable on the bike.
11:25 - 13:48 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker describes being pulled over by a cop while speeding on a motorcycle and feeling uncomfortable on the bike. They also make a comment about big Indian guys having "catch a miss" for hands.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The importance of defense in winning Super Bowls and the impact of great defenses on the overall success of a football team are discussed.
13:48 - 16:30 (02:42)
Summary
The importance of defense in winning Super Bowls and the impact of great defenses on the overall success of a football team are discussed.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Work Done discusses how super fans' intense focus on stats and facts can affect their perception of their favorite teams during a podcast episode.
16:30 - 21:15 (04:45)
Summary
Work Done discusses how super fans' intense focus on stats and facts can affect their perception of their favorite teams during a podcast episode.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript discusses the phenomenon of people publicly displaying their affection on social media through posts and retweets, and the speaker's personal experiences with it.
21:15 - 25:18 (04:02)
Summary
This transcript discusses the phenomenon of people publicly displaying their affection on social media through posts and retweets, and the speaker's personal experiences with it.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the appropriateness of celebrities discussing their relationship drama on talk shows for publicity.
25:18 - 29:49 (04:30)
Summary
A discussion on the appropriateness of celebrities discussing their relationship drama on talk shows for publicity.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about trying something new after watching a video and postponing discussing politics in favor of receiving upcoming Amazon packages.
29:49 - 31:15 (01:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about trying something new after watching a video and postponing discussing politics in favor of receiving upcoming Amazon packages.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man discusses his preference for watching women have orgasms and the appeal of up-close videos.
31:15 - 33:31 (02:16)
Summary
A man discusses his preference for watching women have orgasms and the appeal of up-close videos.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian makes inappropriate jokes about a genital piercing that could resemble a stingray and about transgender/non-binary individuals.
33:31 - 37:24 (03:53)
Summary
A comedian makes inappropriate jokes about a genital piercing that could resemble a stingray and about transgender/non-binary individuals.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends discuss their sexual preferences and experiences, with one stating that he has never engaged in same-sex activities and the other mentioning Tommy Lee's wild party escapades and sexual experiences.
37:24 - 38:15 (00:51)
Summary
Two friends discuss their sexual preferences and experiences, with one stating that he has never engaged in same-sex activities and the other mentioning Tommy Lee's wild party escapades and sexual experiences.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation between two individuals about their sexual preferences and physical intimacy.
38:15 - 39:33 (01:18)
Summary
A conversation between two individuals about their sexual preferences and physical intimacy.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their sexual experiences in high school, specifically involving multiple partners and comparing their encounters to those of other sports teams.
39:33 - 41:08 (01:34)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their sexual experiences in high school, specifically involving multiple partners and comparing their encounters to those of other sports teams.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a virtual world where everyone adopts different perspectives, and how someone played it cool in a library where they found a man face down on a table.
41:08 - 42:58 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about a virtual world where everyone adopts different perspectives, and how someone played it cool in a library where they found a man face down on a table.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of getting bullied and the lack of empathy he received when he talked about it.
42:58 - 45:53 (02:55)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of getting bullied and the lack of empathy he received when he talked about it. He also wonders about the things that trigger people's outrage now and shares his plans for flirting in a new place.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation is overheard about recovering from injuries while hearing men in the halls talking about Jason Bateman offering to perform oral sex and a kid who recently got a DUI.
45:53 - 49:25 (03:32)
Summary
A conversation is overheard about recovering from injuries while hearing men in the halls talking about Jason Bateman offering to perform oral sex and a kid who recently got a DUI.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around whether or not Bert Kreischer would allow a man to suck his dick, and how he would react if asked about it in front of actor Jason Bateman.
49:25 - 52:28 (03:03)
Summary
The conversation revolves around whether or not Bert Kreischer would allow a man to suck his dick, and how he would react if asked about it in front of actor Jason Bateman.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast discuss if Jason Bateman would allow a man to perform oral sex on him based on a comment made by a guest about a bad sexual experience with a man.
52:28 - 54:56 (02:28)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast discuss if Jason Bateman would allow a man to perform oral sex on him based on a comment made by a guest about a bad sexual experience with a man.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss their personal preferences and boundaries when it comes to threesomes involving multiple genders, and whether it's okay to say no in certain situations.
54:56 - 57:50 (02:54)
Summary
The hosts discuss their personal preferences and boundaries when it comes to threesomes involving multiple genders, and whether it's okay to say no in certain situations.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how emotional attachment is necessary for them to engage in sexual activity and how their focus on filmmaking has made them feel disconnected from others who prioritize horse care.
57:50 - 1:01:28 (03:38)
Summary
The speaker discusses how emotional attachment is necessary for them to engage in sexual activity and how their focus on filmmaking has made them feel disconnected from others who prioritize horse care.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts a story of someone gifting their partner a less desirable house and naming it the Stabbing Cabin.
1:01:28 - 1:04:42 (03:13)
Summary
A person recounts a story of someone gifting their partner a less desirable house and naming it the Stabbing Cabin. They then switch to discussing a recent Instagram post of the host wearing a popular bathing suit.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses dislike for hard men, and relates it to the feeling of encountering MILFs in the neighborhood while growing up.
1:04:42 - 1:07:05 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker expresses dislike for hard men, and relates it to the feeling of encountering MILFs in the neighborhood while growing up. They prefer individuals who are recovering.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Whitney misunderstood a compliment that meant she was down-to-earth and took it as a compliment that she had everything together like Leanne.
1:07:05 - 1:09:42 (02:37)
Summary
Whitney misunderstood a compliment that meant she was down-to-earth and took it as a compliment that she had everything together like Leanne.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:09:42 - 1:11:52 (02:09)
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The transcript does not contain any meaningful information for summarization.
EpisodeEp. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the practice of hacking into friends' Twitter accounts and posting inappropriate content, alluding to a recent incident involving Jim Carrey's account being compromised.
1:11:52 - 1:13:45 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses the practice of hacking into friends' Twitter accounts and posting inappropriate content, alluding to a recent incident involving Jim Carrey's account being compromised.