Episode

Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:16:51
Published: Mon Jan 17 2022
Description

It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, and Bert is having a rough time recovering from the previous episode. Bert went into a deprivation tank loaded and had a day of polar plunges and packed saunas and marvels at his incredible genes. With that, they talk about ayahuasca which cause Bert to have a panic attack mid-thought. The bears discuss sleep, touring styles, disc golfers, and E-sports gamers. The bears get into their personal body counts, how fat their faces get, and Bert's love of hot dogs and food.

Chapters
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his favorite alcoholic beverages and recent drinking habits while on tour.
00:00 - 01:18 (01:18)
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Alcohol
Summary

Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his favorite alcoholic beverages and recent drinking habits while on tour.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience at a wellness center where they went for a one-hour deprivation tank session carrying a tall boy screwdriver.
01:18 - 03:21 (02:03)
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Wellness
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The speaker shares their experience at a wellness center where they went for a one-hour deprivation tank session carrying a tall boy screwdriver.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains explicit language and sexual content.
03:21 - 08:00 (04:39)
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Adult Content
A person describes a positive experience in which they were sober and others were supportive.
08:00 - 10:33 (02:32)
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sobriety
Summary

A person describes a positive experience in which they were sober and others were supportive.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts a night of heavy drinking where they experienced memory loss and woke up not knowing where they were.
10:33 - 12:48 (02:15)
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Alcohol
Summary

A person recounts a night of heavy drinking where they experienced memory loss and woke up not knowing where they were.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a guy who is always at the aquarium and how people find it funny.
12:48 - 15:22 (02:33)
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Aquarium
Summary

The speaker talks about a guy who is always at the aquarium and how people find it funny. He also mentions a conversation he had with someone about going to work.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about dealing with injuries while working out and how to adjust your routine with an injury.
15:22 - 17:51 (02:29)
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Fitness
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A conversation about dealing with injuries while working out and how to adjust your routine with an injury.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is surprised that trying ayahuasca went from being an individual experience to being something he did with friends.
17:51 - 20:25 (02:34)
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Ayahuasca
Summary

The speaker is surprised that trying ayahuasca went from being an individual experience to being something he did with friends.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Analysis has shown that taking DMT significantly changes the electrical activity of the brain, specifically decreasing alpha wave activity.
20:25 - 24:11 (03:46)
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DMT
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Analysis has shown that taking DMT significantly changes the electrical activity of the brain, specifically decreasing alpha wave activity.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features a discussion about drinking habits with a specific focus on a person who starts drinking at 10 am and another who struggles to abstain from alcohol.
24:11 - 26:46 (02:34)
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Drinking
Summary

The podcast features a discussion about drinking habits with a specific focus on a person who starts drinking at 10 am and another who struggles to abstain from alcohol.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker wakes up and immediately has a coffee, takes a quick shower, does a fun day workout, then sleeps from 5:30 pm until 7:00 pm, and plays frisbee golf.
26:46 - 28:53 (02:06)
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Morning Routine
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The speaker wakes up and immediately has a coffee, takes a quick shower, does a fun day workout, then sleeps from 5:30 pm until 7:00 pm, and plays frisbee golf.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their history with playing disc golf and how it has grown in popularity.
28:53 - 33:17 (04:24)
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Disc Golf
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The speaker discusses their history with playing disc golf and how it has grown in popularity.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host suggests sponsoring a gamer instead of a popular golfer to promote their brand.
33:18 - 34:47 (01:29)
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Marketing
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The host suggests sponsoring a gamer instead of a popular golfer to promote their brand.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Casual conversation of unknown context.
34:47 - 37:07 (02:19)
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N/A
The host discusses gender stereotypes that are often perpetuated in lists, and creates a new, more inclusive list.
37:07 - 40:19 (03:11)
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Gender Stereotypes
Summary

The host discusses gender stereotypes that are often perpetuated in lists, and creates a new, more inclusive list.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A sex expert discusses how as the number of sexual partners increase, so do the odds of contracting sexually transmitted diseases.
40:19 - 42:36 (02:17)
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Sexual Health
Summary

A sex expert discusses how as the number of sexual partners increase, so do the odds of contracting sexually transmitted diseases. She jokingly asks the host how many sexual partners he has had, including counting blow jobs in his tally.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts talk about sexual adventures and misconceptions, including losing virginity and old-school thinking.
42:36 - 46:30 (03:53)
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Sex Education
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In this podcast episode, the hosts talk about sexual adventures and misconceptions, including losing virginity and old-school thinking.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura reflects on how cell phones have affected relationships and wonders how many people would have stayed with their partners if not for cell phones.
46:30 - 49:40 (03:10)
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Relationships
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Comedian Tom Segura reflects on how cell phones have affected relationships and wonders how many people would have stayed with their partners if not for cell phones.

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An encounter that started out flirty turns awkward when one person suddenly expresses concern about the situation.
49:40 - 51:53 (02:12)
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Social Interactions
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An encounter that started out flirty turns awkward when one person suddenly expresses concern about the situation.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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In this episode, the hosts discuss the overuse of filler words such as "like" in modern conversation.
51:53 - 53:49 (01:56)
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Linguistics
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In this episode, the hosts discuss the overuse of filler words such as "like" in modern conversation.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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In this conversation, the speakers discuss the idea of creating an app to track sexual partners and the potential implications and benefits that could come with it.
53:55 - 57:11 (03:15)
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Sexual Health
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In this conversation, the speakers discuss the idea of creating an app to track sexual partners and the potential implications and benefits that could come with it.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Two friends reminisce about a day at the beach and talk about their love for hot dogs.
57:11 - 1:00:42 (03:30)
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Recreational Activities
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Two friends reminisce about a day at the beach and talk about their love for hot dogs.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker talks about their love for certain foods and dislikes for competition food shows.
1:00:42 - 1:06:35 (05:53)
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Food and work environment
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The speaker talks about their love for certain foods and dislikes for competition food shows. They also mention some unsafe work environment situations related to chefs and their cooking techniques.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The hosts discuss the impact of inappropriate comments in conversations, including the reasons behind them and the potential harm caused.
1:06:35 - 1:08:49 (02:14)
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Social Interaction
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The hosts discuss the impact of inappropriate comments in conversations, including the reasons behind them and the potential harm caused.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A comedian expresses regret for not having more sexual partners in the past and wonders if his list is boring.
1:08:51 - 1:10:40 (01:48)
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Sexual Regrets
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A comedian expresses regret for not having more sexual partners in the past and wonders if his list is boring.

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Comedian Amy Schumer's best friend talks about the taboo of dating within the comedy industry and how she knew Schumer when she first started out as a comedian.
1:10:40 - 1:13:00 (02:19)
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Comedy
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Comedian Amy Schumer's best friend talks about the taboo of dating within the comedy industry and how she knew Schumer when she first started out as a comedian.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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On a podcast, the speaker discusses how Pete Davidson doesn't seem to be attracted to fame and how the public may misinterpret his behavior.
1:13:00 - 1:16:07 (03:06)
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Pete Davidson
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On a podcast, the speaker discusses how Pete Davidson doesn't seem to be attracted to fame and how the public may misinterpret his behavior.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Two comedians, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, indulge in booze-fueled conversations filled with dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and hilarious storytelling with no scripts and no apologies.
1:16:07 - 1:16:39 (00:32)
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comedy
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Two comedians, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, indulge in booze-fueled conversations filled with dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and hilarious storytelling with no scripts and no apologies.

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Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer