Episode

Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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Published: Mon Jul 19 2021
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The second leg of the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour is here! Go to https://TomSegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale this Wednesday, July 21st at 10am. Take advantage of this opportunity and get your tickets before they sell out! SPONSORS: - Go to https://BlueChew.com and get your first month FREE when you use our promo code BEARS at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and use the code BEARS for 25% off anything you order! - Go to https://babbel.com and use promo code BEARS for an extra three months of Babbel FREE. - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Go to https://Vuori.com/BEARS and receive 20% off your first purchase, free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75, and free returns. - Go to https://Whoop.com and use code "Bears” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/cave14 and use code cave14 for 14 free meals, including free shipping! - Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom is joined by Marc Maron. To start things off, the guys talk about the benefits of doing coke, getting out of a DUI and Maron's new podcast, Dark Fonzie. Next, Marc talks about being a morning radio host and how he's transitioning into being an actor. After that, Marc explains his opinions on moving to Austin, and talks about some of his favorite BBQ restaurants in Texas. Then, Tom and Marc discuss smoking meats with a Traeger grill, how to properly cook fish and one of Marc's favorite stores, Fish King. Last, Marc talks about what it's like to be an actor, and his experience interviewing famous musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.

Chapters
Comedian Tom Segura announces pre-sale for his upcoming tour, starting on Wednesday, and encourages fans to use the code word "Tommy" for pre-sale access.
00:00 - 01:06 (01:06)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian Tom Segura announces pre-sale for his upcoming tour, starting on Wednesday, and encourages fans to use the code word "Tommy" for pre-sale access.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker discusses the pitfalls of using cocaine, including the need for connections to acquire the drug and the difficulty in coming down from the high without other substances.
01:06 - 04:06 (02:59)
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Cocaine
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The speaker discusses the pitfalls of using cocaine, including the need for connections to acquire the drug and the difficulty in coming down from the high without other substances.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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Two friends reminisce about the temptation of drinking late at night and a sad song by The Replacements called "Here Comes a Regular."
04:06 - 06:43 (02:37)
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Alcoholism
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Two friends reminisce about the temptation of drinking late at night and a sad song by The Replacements called "Here Comes a Regular."

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The martini allows middle-aged men to escape the responsibilities of everyday life by being able to drink straight alcohol without any distractions.
06:43 - 09:31 (02:47)
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Cocktails
Summary

The martini allows middle-aged men to escape the responsibilities of everyday life by being able to drink straight alcohol without any distractions.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript, a person discusses a car crash they were involved in with a confusing and unclear manner of speaking.
09:31 - 13:43 (04:12)
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Car Crash
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In this transcript, a person discusses a car crash they were involved in with a confusing and unclear manner of speaking.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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A friend recounts an experience where they went hiking and running in a canyon with a supposed "pro," and ended up at a crowded beach in Malibu.
13:43 - 16:33 (02:50)
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Outdoor Adventures
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A friend recounts an experience where they went hiking and running in a canyon with a supposed "pro," and ended up at a crowded beach in Malibu.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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Two people discuss a person they have cuffed to a car, and one suggests they should make him mow their lawn.
16:33 - 18:10 (01:37)
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Crime
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Two people discuss a person they have cuffed to a car, and one suggests they should make him mow their lawn.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker describes their experience going to court alone and receiving a fine.
18:10 - 20:53 (02:42)
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Legal System
Summary

The speaker describes their experience going to court alone and receiving a fine.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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Two men sit down at a bar and one tells the other a joke about a man walking into a bar.
20:53 - 23:06 (02:13)
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Humor
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Two men sit down at a bar and one tells the other a joke about a man walking into a bar.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Jon Lovett explains how doing morning radio could help sell tickets for his shows as he could reach out to many listeners and even become a threat to the funny guys in the show.
23:08 - 26:44 (03:36)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian Jon Lovett explains how doing morning radio could help sell tickets for his shows as he could reach out to many listeners and even become a threat to the funny guys in the show.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Radio hosts, including Howard Stern, found talk radio and music to be popular among audiences at one point, with Stern famously saying that one can have more listeners screaming out of their window than on the radio.
26:44 - 28:59 (02:14)
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Talk Radio
Summary

Radio hosts, including Howard Stern, found talk radio and music to be popular among audiences at one point, with Stern famously saying that one can have more listeners screaming out of their window than on the radio.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a tragic incident that involved a show in Orlando where one of the guys claimed to have invented something, which had a profound impact on the audience's response to the show.
28:59 - 32:54 (03:55)
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Orlando
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The speaker describes a tragic incident that involved a show in Orlando where one of the guys claimed to have invented something, which had a profound impact on the audience's response to the show.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker recalls a moment during a podcast recording when he interrupted a serious conversation and received disapproving looks from his guests.
32:54 - 35:42 (02:47)
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Podcasting
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The speaker recalls a moment during a podcast recording when he interrupted a serious conversation and received disapproving looks from his guests.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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A former radio show host reminisces about the early morning hours of his radio show, the party lifestyle he led, and the struggle to adjust to being awake so early.
35:42 - 40:25 (04:43)
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Radio
Summary

A former radio show host reminisces about the early morning hours of his radio show, the party lifestyle he led, and the struggle to adjust to being awake so early.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker talks about his addiction to cigars and how he was influenced by the cigar "alpha" culture, as well as his struggles with weight loss and his family history of eating disorders.
40:25 - 44:14 (03:48)
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Addiction
Summary

The speaker talks about his addiction to cigars and how he was influenced by the cigar "alpha" culture, as well as his struggles with weight loss and his family history of eating disorders.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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Actress Alison Brie discusses the importance of physical fitness for maintaining her role in "GLOW" and balancing weight fluctuations in her career as an actress.
44:14 - 46:17 (02:03)
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Acting/Physical Fitness
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Actress Alison Brie discusses the importance of physical fitness for maintaining her role in "GLOW" and balancing weight fluctuations in her career as an actress.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The podcast host reflects on the motivations of big actors and how some of them just simply do it to hang out.
46:17 - 49:07 (02:49)
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Actors, Motivation
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The podcast host reflects on the motivations of big actors and how some of them just simply do it to hang out. He shares his own experience with voice acting for a cartoon movie.

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The speaker references Mac Davis interviews while expressing uncertainty about a character's accent.
49:07 - 51:55 (02:48)
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Pop culture
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The speaker references Mac Davis interviews while expressing uncertainty about a character's accent.

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A comedian discusses the momentum and tax benefits of moving to Texas as a road performer, recognizing the option to move back to LA if necessary.
51:55 - 55:49 (03:53)
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Texas
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A comedian discusses the momentum and tax benefits of moving to Texas as a road performer, recognizing the option to move back to LA if necessary.

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The speaker discusses concerns about the potential negative impact of large tech companies on small towns, despite having lived in a small section of a big city herself.
55:49 - 58:58 (03:09)
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Technology
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The speaker discusses concerns about the potential negative impact of large tech companies on small towns, despite having lived in a small section of a big city herself.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker reminisces about his experience at a barbecue place in Austin and how he met a food critic who was "obese" and used a "vehicular wheelchair".
58:58 - 1:01:50 (02:52)
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Austin
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The speaker reminisces about his experience at a barbecue place in Austin and how he met a food critic who was "obese" and used a "vehicular wheelchair".

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The speaker describes the process of smoking a ribeye using a Thermador stove, which includes smoking the steak at 225 degrees for an hour for a smoked and seared finish.
1:01:50 - 1:05:12 (03:22)
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Cooking
Summary

The speaker describes the process of smoking a ribeye using a Thermador stove, which includes smoking the steak at 225 degrees for an hour for a smoked and seared finish.

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In this episode, the speaker talks about the different types of smoked fish found in delis, including high-end options like sablefish and sturgeon.
1:05:12 - 1:07:37 (02:24)
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Smoking Fish
Summary

In this episode, the speaker talks about the different types of smoked fish found in delis, including high-end options like sablefish and sturgeon. They also reflect on the arguments that arise when it comes to smoking fish at home.

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The speaker shares their enjoyment of cooking their own food, as they feel they can make better quality meals compared to restaurants.
1:07:37 - 1:10:03 (02:26)
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cooking
Summary

The speaker shares their enjoyment of cooking their own food, as they feel they can make better quality meals compared to restaurants. They also share a recipe for a homemade dry rub for meat.

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LA has great Thai restaurants in every neighborhood and the speaker enjoys sushi as well.
1:10:03 - 1:11:26 (01:23)
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food
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LA has great Thai restaurants in every neighborhood and the speaker enjoys sushi as well.

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The speaker is hesitant to label themselves as an actor despite having landed several acting roles because they believe only a few people are truly great actors and the rest are just getting by.
1:11:26 - 1:15:00 (03:33)
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Acting
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The speaker is hesitant to label themselves as an actor despite having landed several acting roles because they believe only a few people are truly great actors and the rest are just getting by.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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The host discusses interviewing Paul McCartney, and how some musicians believe they are currently producing their best work.
1:15:00 - 1:17:22 (02:21)
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Paul McCartney
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The host discusses interviewing Paul McCartney, and how some musicians believe they are currently producing their best work.

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The speaker discusses the nerves and preparation involved in interviewing successful and well-known individuals, including musicians and politicians like Keith Richards and Obama.
1:17:22 - 1:19:55 (02:33)
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Interviews
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The speaker discusses the nerves and preparation involved in interviewing successful and well-known individuals, including musicians and politicians like Keith Richards and Obama.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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In this podcast, the speaker talks about the obsession with Bruce Springsteen and how he became a fan despite not attending 90 shows like some of his acquaintances did.
1:19:57 - 1:23:12 (03:14)
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Bruce Springsteen
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In this podcast, the speaker talks about the obsession with Bruce Springsteen and how he became a fan despite not attending 90 shows like some of his acquaintances did.

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Comedian discusses why he's planning to play in Missouri after the pandemic instead of playing theaters in St. Louis and how the pressure after 9/11 differs from the current pandemic.
1:23:12 - 1:26:17 (03:04)
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Comedy
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Comedian discusses why he's planning to play in Missouri after the pandemic instead of playing theaters in St. Louis and how the pressure after 9/11 differs from the current pandemic.

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Comedian discusses the varying levels of success and gratitude within different markets, and how one should maintain perspective.
1:26:17 - 1:28:16 (01:58)
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Comedy
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Comedian discusses the varying levels of success and gratitude within different markets, and how one should maintain perspective.

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Ep. 90 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Marc Maron
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