Episode
Ep. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:22:01
Published: Mon Jan 11 2021
Description
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Chapters
In this podcast conversation, the hosts discuss testosterone levels and the benefits of getting them checked.
00:00 - 01:10 (01:10)
Summary
In this podcast conversation, the hosts discuss testosterone levels and the benefits of getting them checked. They also briefly mention Dr. Dre's recent health scare.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode features updates on the recovery of Cool Mo D, LL Cool J, and Dr. Dre.
01:10 - 02:57 (01:46)
Summary
This podcast episode features updates on the recovery of Cool Mo D, LL Cool J, and Dr. Dre. There is also a discussion about the anxiety that comes along with waiting for news about someone's health.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the manipulative nature of certain headlines that are designed to provoke people and keep them engaged.
02:57 - 07:33 (04:35)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the manipulative nature of certain headlines that are designed to provoke people and keep them engaged. They give an example of a headline that drew them in even though they did not necessarily agree with its views.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The debate on social media influencers promoting unattainable body standards continues with criticism and support for individuals like fitness influencer, Joe Wicks.
07:33 - 11:01 (03:27)
Summary
The debate on social media influencers promoting unattainable body standards continues with criticism and support for individuals like fitness influencer, Joe Wicks.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how a recent pinch test to measure their body fat has given them the motivation to get into shape.
11:01 - 15:04 (04:03)
Summary
The speaker shares how a recent pinch test to measure their body fat has given them the motivation to get into shape. They also discuss meeting older doctors who look much younger than their age.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions Hitler's influence on the physical features of Germans and how he made sure everyone looked a certain way.
15:04 - 18:27 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker mentions Hitler's influence on the physical features of Germans and how he made sure everyone looked a certain way.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his experience of partying with animals, including a snake that surprised him with its relaxing nature.
18:27 - 21:41 (03:14)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his experience of partying with animals, including a snake that surprised him with its relaxing nature.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker discusses the length and circumference of their genitalia, as well as the potential purchase of merchandise.
21:41 - 24:17 (02:35)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker discusses the length and circumference of their genitalia, as well as the potential purchase of merchandise. They also mention difficulties with needing to use the restroom while their penis is not fully retracted.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, a man shares his experiences of living with a very large penis, including getting beaten up during a game of basketball and experiencing difficulties at airport security.
24:17 - 26:32 (02:15)
Summary
In this podcast, a man shares his experiences of living with a very large penis, including getting beaten up during a game of basketball and experiencing difficulties at airport security.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their preferred forms of running, including two-minute sprints and fartleks (jog, jog, run, walk).
26:32 - 27:48 (01:16)
Summary
The speaker shares their preferred forms of running, including two-minute sprints and fartleks (jog, jog, run, walk).
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Take part in the #2000Miles2021 challenge and run 2000 miles throughout the year.
27:48 - 29:16 (01:28)
Summary
Take part in the #2000Miles2021 challenge and run 2000 miles throughout the year. Join others in the community and push yourself to accomplish this goal.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a painful experience of running with loose-fitting shorts that resulted in chapping the skin on the head of their penis.
29:16 - 31:26 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker recounts a painful experience of running with loose-fitting shorts that resulted in chapping the skin on the head of their penis.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker responds to a previous comment about post-fight erections and refutes the idea that one would feel sexually aroused after a violent altercation, stating that the body is in a state of distress and blood redistribution would prevent an erection from occurring.
31:26 - 33:23 (01:57)
Summary
The speaker responds to a previous comment about post-fight erections and refutes the idea that one would feel sexually aroused after a violent altercation, stating that the body is in a state of distress and blood redistribution would prevent an erection from occurring.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous story is shared about the challenges of day drinking with someone who wears transition glasses that darken in sunlight, causing confusion when they walk into a dimly lit bar.
33:23 - 35:09 (01:46)
Summary
A humorous story is shared about the challenges of day drinking with someone who wears transition glasses that darken in sunlight, causing confusion when they walk into a dimly lit bar.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing his plan to open a title company and serve as the lawyer for the business, which will save clients money.
35:10 - 38:30 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker is discussing his plan to open a title company and serve as the lawyer for the business, which will save clients money. He got into a disagreement with his family about this decision.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker originally suggested a vaccine price point of 10k per family but was later corrected by their father on reserving it for the elderly population.
38:30 - 40:32 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker originally suggested a vaccine price point of 10k per family but was later corrected by their father on reserving it for the elderly population. The conversation then shifts topics to an unusual weight-loss diet involving broken bones.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
After being introduced to a Maryland relocation company, a man started doing closings for them, and this was later solidified when he received a phone call from a lawyer in Miami with a title company.
40:32 - 45:02 (04:29)
Summary
After being introduced to a Maryland relocation company, a man started doing closings for them, and this was later solidified when he received a phone call from a lawyer in Miami with a title company.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains offensive remarks and controversial statements.
45:02 - 46:44 (01:42)
Summary
This transcript contains offensive remarks and controversial statements.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about objectifying someone's sister based on her appearance and comments on Prince Philip's laid-back lifestyle in contrast to Queen Elizabeth's long reign.
46:44 - 49:19 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker talks about objectifying someone's sister based on her appearance and comments on Prince Philip's laid-back lifestyle in contrast to Queen Elizabeth's long reign.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the drinking habits of the Queen, stating that she would drink a screwdriver to wake up every morning and eat fruit throughout the day.
49:19 - 51:10 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker describes the drinking habits of the Queen, stating that she would drink a screwdriver to wake up every morning and eat fruit throughout the day.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts joke about suggesting that Prince William may divorce his wife, leading to them stating that one day he will be king.
51:10 - 52:49 (01:39)
Summary
The hosts joke about suggesting that Prince William may divorce his wife, leading to them stating that one day he will be king.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about wanting to abdicate his American citizenship and become a British citizen to become Sir Albert Charles Chrysler III.
52:49 - 56:13 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker talks about wanting to abdicate his American citizenship and become a British citizen to become Sir Albert Charles Chrysler III. He also mentions a rich kid's school and wanting to hide their age.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker imagines a scenario where Harry invites them to go on his yacht with Bifa and wear movie wigs to avoid being recognized, but worries about being seen as uncool by Kate.
56:13 - 59:16 (03:03)
Summary
The speaker imagines a scenario where Harry invites them to go on his yacht with Bifa and wear movie wigs to avoid being recognized, but worries about being seen as uncool by Kate.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
John Mulaney's stand-up comedy has become popular in Saudi Arabia, with people sharing his bits on social media and videos.
59:16 - 1:02:21 (03:04)
Summary
John Mulaney's stand-up comedy has become popular in Saudi Arabia, with people sharing his bits on social media and videos.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript excerpt appears to be a string of nonsensical phrases lacking any discernible meaning or coherence.
1:02:21 - 1:04:36 (02:14)
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This transcript excerpt appears to be a string of nonsensical phrases lacking any discernible meaning or coherence.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian's phone number was leaked and he suspects a disgruntled individual in the industry is using it to target him with aggressive texts and calls.
1:04:36 - 1:08:33 (03:57)
Summary
A comedian's phone number was leaked and he suspects a disgruntled individual in the industry is using it to target him with aggressive texts and calls.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about his obsession with varying levels of privilege, comparing the lifestyles of the Prince of Saudi Arabia to an eight-year-old heroin addict in Sierra Leone.
1:08:33 - 1:12:51 (04:18)
Summary
The host talks about his obsession with varying levels of privilege, comparing the lifestyles of the Prince of Saudi Arabia to an eight-year-old heroin addict in Sierra Leone.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker highlights the lack of access to medical care in some parts of the world, and the privileges available to those who have access.
1:12:51 - 1:17:34 (04:43)
Summary
The speaker highlights the lack of access to medical care in some parts of the world, and the privileges available to those who have access. This lack of access has led to individuals suffering permanent injuries which could have been treated with proper medical care.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their experience of finding out they had COVID-19 after feeling better, which gave them a sense of relief instead of anxiety, and highlights the importance of taking care of oneself and pets during the pandemic.
1:17:35 - 1:19:58 (02:23)
Summary
A person shares their experience of finding out they had COVID-19 after feeling better, which gave them a sense of relief instead of anxiety, and highlights the importance of taking care of oneself and pets during the pandemic.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker announces the arrival of custom hats that were given to them.
1:19:58 - 1:21:21 (01:22)
Summary
The speaker announces the arrival of custom hats that were given to them.
EpisodeEp. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedy duo Tom and Bert engage in uncensored and unapologetic conversation about their lives, humor and personal stories.
1:21:21 - 1:21:54 (00:33)
Summary
Comedy duo Tom and Bert engage in uncensored and unapologetic conversation about their lives, humor and personal stories.