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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Published: Mon Aug 01 2022
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are together in the bear cave again for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert starts off by discussing his fall the night before. and they watch a video of the incident. They also talk about queerbaiting in Thor: Love and Thunder, Daniel Craig, playing red rover, why Bert thought he might have to have a broken jaw, and Tom’s experience with a shady dentist. They wrap up by swapping scary stories of getting in trouble going through customs with their tour busses. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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The hosts of a podcast talk about queerbaiting, using suggestive language and actions to imply gay relationships or interactions to attract LGBTQ+ listeners.
00:00 - 01:04 (01:04)
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Queerbaiting
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The hosts of a podcast talk about queerbaiting, using suggestive language and actions to imply gay relationships or interactions to attract LGBTQ+ listeners.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker had drinks at the improv before heading to the movies with her friends.
01:04 - 03:21 (02:16)
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Socializing
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The speaker had drinks at the improv before heading to the movies with her friends. Her brain works in a way that she needs to party then shut it off, and she was able to do so by having a couple of drinks and enjoying the movie.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the significance of being able to do 50 push ups as an endurance measurement for physical strength.
03:21 - 05:35 (02:14)
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physical fitness
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The host discusses the significance of being able to do 50 push ups as an endurance measurement for physical strength.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their thoughts on the representation of gay characters in media by sharing a humorous anecdote about Thor and questioning the portrayal of gay characters.
05:35 - 10:29 (04:53)
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LGBTQ+
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The speaker expresses their thoughts on the representation of gay characters in media by sharing a humorous anecdote about Thor and questioning the portrayal of gay characters.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes offensive comments about Daniel Craig's appearance, suggesting he looks like a Nazi, and makes derogatory comments about Jewish people.
10:29 - 13:57 (03:28)
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Offensive Language
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The speaker makes offensive comments about Daniel Craig's appearance, suggesting he looks like a Nazi, and makes derogatory comments about Jewish people.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer recalls a time when he fell asleep standing up, walked to his bed to put on a Fitbit (he actually has a Whoop), and then completely forgot how he got there.
13:57 - 18:56 (04:58)
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Bert Kreischer
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Bert Kreischer recalls a time when he fell asleep standing up, walked to his bed to put on a Fitbit (he actually has a Whoop), and then completely forgot how he got there.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how they rationalized not going to the ER after hitting their head, but eventually went after being encouraged by someone else.
18:56 - 20:54 (01:58)
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Health
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The speaker discusses how they rationalized not going to the ER after hitting their head, but eventually went after being encouraged by someone else.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the severity of head trauma in sports such as football and the disregard for such injuries in the past.
20:54 - 23:34 (02:40)
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Sports
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The speaker discusses the severity of head trauma in sports such as football and the disregard for such injuries in the past.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about how people would react if he choked on a cucumber and how he overacts even when he just hits his head.
23:34 - 27:02 (03:27)
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Comedy
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Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about how people would react if he choked on a cucumber and how he overacts even when he just hits his head.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recalls feeling like he was in prison and crying after being taken to the hospital following a traumatic event because he was upset about being away from his family.
27:02 - 29:42 (02:40)
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Emotional trauma
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A man recalls feeling like he was in prison and crying after being taken to the hospital following a traumatic event because he was upset about being away from his family.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about playing Red Rover as a child and how excited they are for high schoolers to experience it too.
29:45 - 31:41 (01:56)
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Childhood Memories
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The speaker reminisces about playing Red Rover as a child and how excited they are for high schoolers to experience it too.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the extensive dental surgery he needs, which includes pulling teeth, breaking his jaw, and getting implants, in order to massively improve his appearance.
31:41 - 35:58 (04:16)
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Dental surgery
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The speaker discusses the extensive dental surgery he needs, which includes pulling teeth, breaking his jaw, and getting implants, in order to massively improve his appearance.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience working for the TV show Extreme Makeover which helped people with plastic surgery to look better.
35:58 - 38:28 (02:30)
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TV shows
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The speaker talks about their experience working for the TV show Extreme Makeover which helped people with plastic surgery to look better.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of visiting a dentist and being told he has almost two dozen cavities, which he felt was a bit of a scam.
38:28 - 42:18 (03:49)
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dental care
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The speaker shares his experience of visiting a dentist and being told he has almost two dozen cavities, which he felt was a bit of a scam.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story about a confrontation with a dentist who threatened violence but ultimately decided not to pull any teeth.
42:18 - 44:37 (02:19)
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Dentist
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A story about a confrontation with a dentist who threatened violence but ultimately decided not to pull any teeth.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about the experience of receiving gifts from promoters and venues, including boxes of cigars with cutters and lighters.
44:37 - 50:04 (05:26)
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Entertainment
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Comedian talks about the experience of receiving gifts from promoters and venues, including boxes of cigars with cutters and lighters.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker shares a story about their experience with airport security and how they ended up with some extra items in their luggage.
50:04 - 53:08 (03:04)
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Airport Security
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In this podcast episode, the speaker shares a story about their experience with airport security and how they ended up with some extra items in their luggage.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker describes a situation at customs where a man revealed he tried to flush a glass one hitter down the toilet leading to an awkward encounter.
53:08 - 57:56 (04:47)
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Customs
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The speaker describes a situation at customs where a man revealed he tried to flush a glass one hitter down the toilet leading to an awkward encounter.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ron's reflection on what it's like to be white during the Black Lives Matter movement and his observation of driving with a black man.
57:56 - 1:01:28 (03:32)
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Race, Privilege
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Ron's reflection on what it's like to be white during the Black Lives Matter movement and his observation of driving with a black man.

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Ep. 144 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer