Episode
Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:02
Published: Mon Oct 25 2021
Description
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Chapters
The speaker admires Methamand's honesty about the need for rappers to do overseas shows due to the lack of money in the industry for their age group, and also mentions a conversation about sexual partners.
00:00 - 00:36 (00:36)
Summary
The speaker admires Methamand's honesty about the need for rappers to do overseas shows due to the lack of money in the industry for their age group, and also mentions a conversation about sexual partners.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about making and selling shirts to attorneys, jokingly suggesting that the best shirt designs are those resembling a Jack Daniel's bottle.
00:36 - 02:40 (02:04)
Summary
The speaker talks about making and selling shirts to attorneys, jokingly suggesting that the best shirt designs are those resembling a Jack Daniel's bottle. They also express preference for soft shirts despite feeling unsure about their appearance in them.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience with drinking and startups, including a story about having drinks during a machine storytelling session.
02:40 - 04:32 (01:51)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience with drinking and startups, including a story about having drinks during a machine storytelling session.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how they blacked out on Joe Rogan's podcast and later had to search for their wallet.
04:32 - 07:49 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses how they blacked out on Joe Rogan's podcast and later had to search for their wallet.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts their experience of losing their wallet and keys, and the frustration that followed.
07:49 - 10:50 (03:01)
Summary
A person recounts their experience of losing their wallet and keys, and the frustration that followed.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast transcript, the speaker shares how they use negative experiences as inspiration to work harder and pivot towards other things.
10:50 - 13:15 (02:25)
Summary
In this podcast transcript, the speaker shares how they use negative experiences as inspiration to work harder and pivot towards other things.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the importance of healthy drinking habits for stand-up comedians and the consequences of not taking care of their health.
13:15 - 17:15 (04:00)
Summary
The speaker talks about the importance of healthy drinking habits for stand-up comedians and the consequences of not taking care of their health. He mentions that he drinks a gallon of water a day and avoids alcohol for 24 hours before having a cocktail.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions trying out different snacks such as Rap Snacks and later consuming a protein shake or bar.
17:15 - 20:11 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker mentions trying out different snacks such as Rap Snacks and later consuming a protein shake or bar.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests creating a cereal that tastes like Asian food, incorporating the flavors of dishes like chicken panang or incorporating coconut milk for a unique and delicious experience.
20:11 - 24:11 (04:00)
Summary
The speaker suggests creating a cereal that tastes like Asian food, incorporating the flavors of dishes like chicken panang or incorporating coconut milk for a unique and delicious experience.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts talk about their favorite season and a cereal they created for Joey Diaz's Coco Christmas.
24:11 - 26:30 (02:19)
Summary
The hosts talk about their favorite season and a cereal they created for Joey Diaz's Coco Christmas. Joe Rogan doesn't like the taste of the cereal.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people are conversing about someone who seems to be very talkative, while they are at a fashion luxury store.
26:30 - 31:24 (04:54)
Summary
Two people are conversing about someone who seems to be very talkative, while they are at a fashion luxury store.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses a personal experience of being racially profiled while shopping in a luxury store and how there is a certain profile of a person who shops all the time.
31:24 - 34:27 (03:02)
Summary
The podcast discusses a personal experience of being racially profiled while shopping in a luxury store and how there is a certain profile of a person who shops all the time.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal experience of a microaggression where he was accused of being racist and how it felt to hear someone say a racial slur in his presence.
34:27 - 37:50 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal experience of a microaggression where he was accused of being racist and how it felt to hear someone say a racial slur in his presence.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses attending a rock concert and questioning if the performer is around their age.
37:50 - 41:11 (03:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses attending a rock concert and questioning if the performer is around their age.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two rappers are overheard discussing their struggles making money and advising each other on maintaining relationships while on tour.
41:11 - 44:25 (03:14)
Summary
Two rappers are overheard discussing their struggles making money and advising each other on maintaining relationships while on tour.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the challenge of when someone asks about the comedians you like but the names don't resonate with you.
44:28 - 48:48 (04:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the challenge of when someone asks about the comedians you like but the names don't resonate with you.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet of a conversation on parenting and self-reflection, where a father expresses his desire for his daughter to fall in love with someone just like himself.
48:48 - 52:17 (03:28)
Summary
A snippet of a conversation on parenting and self-reflection, where a father expresses his desire for his daughter to fall in love with someone just like himself.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about being recognized by kids on college tours, and how it's sometimes unclear whether people are genuinely connecting with him or just seeing him as an entertainer.
52:17 - 57:07 (04:49)
Summary
Comedian talks about being recognized by kids on college tours, and how it's sometimes unclear whether people are genuinely connecting with him or just seeing him as an entertainer.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains inappropriate language and offensive comments regarding physical appearance.
57:07 - 59:47 (02:39)
Summary
The transcript contains inappropriate language and offensive comments regarding physical appearance.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their body weight, hair color preferences, and the rarity of red-headed Jewish people.
59:50 - 1:01:27 (01:37)
Summary
The speaker talks about their body weight, hair color preferences, and the rarity of red-headed Jewish people. They speculate about their weight loss and mention not having a particular hair color preference.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion ensues about losing weight through various methods including keto, intermittent fasting and working out accompanied by dialing down drinking and eating decently.
1:01:28 - 1:03:34 (02:06)
Summary
A discussion ensues about losing weight through various methods including keto, intermittent fasting and working out accompanied by dialing down drinking and eating decently.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses a desire to reach a weight of 220-230 pounds and expresses gratitude for his jeans.
1:03:34 - 1:06:12 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker expresses a desire to reach a weight of 220-230 pounds and expresses gratitude for his jeans.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their plan to practice intermittent fasting by only eating within an eight hour window from 2pm to 10pm and avoiding calorie-heavy airplane food by opting for a low-calorie salad with balsamic vinaigrette, while drinking vodka instead.
1:06:12 - 1:09:16 (03:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses their plan to practice intermittent fasting by only eating within an eight hour window from 2pm to 10pm and avoiding calorie-heavy airplane food by opting for a low-calorie salad with balsamic vinaigrette, while drinking vodka instead.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast host makes a contentious comment about the difference between having sex with a black woman versus a white woman who are both the same weight of 260 pounds, but later clarifies that he simply finds black women more attractive at that weight.
1:09:16 - 1:11:54 (02:37)
Summary
A podcast host makes a contentious comment about the difference between having sex with a black woman versus a white woman who are both the same weight of 260 pounds, but later clarifies that he simply finds black women more attractive at that weight.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their preference for blonde hair when it comes to attraction and socializing.
1:11:54 - 1:14:55 (03:01)
Summary
A person shares their preference for blonde hair when it comes to attraction and socializing.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses his plans to visit a sex store in LA and jokes about the types of items they might sell, such as cock rings.
1:14:55 - 1:17:55 (02:59)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses his plans to visit a sex store in LA and jokes about the types of items they might sell, such as cock rings.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses the use and benefits of anal beads and butt plugs in sexual pleasure.
1:17:55 - 1:19:32 (01:36)
Summary
This podcast discusses the use and benefits of anal beads and butt plugs in sexual pleasure. The B-Vibe, a unique butt plug that simulates analingus with rotating beads, is also mentioned.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast share their reactions and comments on empty nest email recommendations from listeners about new hobbies, travel, and more.
1:19:32 - 1:20:31 (00:59)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast share their reactions and comments on empty nest email recommendations from listeners about new hobbies, travel, and more.
EpisodeEp. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura introduce their podcast, "Two Bears, One Cave," warning listeners of their off-the-cuff, explicit and unscripted style.
1:20:31 - 1:21:00 (00:28)
Summary
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura introduce their podcast, "Two Bears, One Cave," warning listeners of their off-the-cuff, explicit and unscripted style.