It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when people answer his questions.
The speaker considers buying a suburban car and leaving it in Austin to avoid car issues but expresses uncertainty about the idea. They mention wanting to get it wrapped in a two bears wrap.
The speaker is looking to buy a used suburban for touring purposes and is open to anyone in Austin who has one to sell. Additionally, the speaker is offering their compound for friends and guests to stay at when they visit Austin.
The speaker talks about their friend's desire to buy a house in Oahu to get away from the city and connect with nature, but they reflect on the reality of the living conditions it provides.
The speaker shares his experience of only wanting to be with women who loved the image he wanted to portray as a successful comedian and how he disregarded those who loved him for who he truly was.
The speaker talks about their weight loss journey and the lowest weight they've been in their adult life. They discuss the need for commitment and finding incentives to achieve weight loss goals.
Will Smith makes a friendly million-dollar bet with radio host Big Boy on his show. They discuss the terms and conditions of the bet as well as what they would do with the money.
A person discusses weight loss calculations and how much they could lose in five months by losing two pounds a week.
A discussion on weight loss incentives, including a personal anecdote of an offer to receive $200,000 for reaching and maintaining a certain weight, and the possibility of multiple sponsors for weight loss journeys.
A man offers a million dollars to anyone who can lose 55 pounds and reach 200 pounds by April.
A man is attempting to make $1 million in four months by having everyone chip in $10. This venture is likely to raise some eyebrows.
On a podcast, the host asks the audience if they would be willing to chip in $10 to a crowd-sourced funding site to watch Nadav lose 75 pounds in four months, with the host offering to match a million dollars if Nadav achieves his weight loss goal.
The speaker discusses the idea of pre-ordering tickets to a live show where his weight loss transformation is revealed, and the logistics of needing 100,000 interested viewers to make it happen.
The speaker mentions a live show happening on April 1st and the possibility of cheating during the show. They also express concerns about losing a significant amount of weight.
The speaker suggests that cleaning up one's lifestyle can aid in faster weight loss, especially for those with a larger amount of weight to lose. The podcast also discusses the possibility of weight loss through lap band surgery.
The first step towards fitness should be changing one’s eating habits as nutrition plays a vital role. Starting with nutrition and gradually easing into workout routine is the right approach, rather than directly jumping into high-intensity exercises.
The transcript contains inappropriate and offensive language and conversations.
The speaker discusses objectifying women and planning a fake reality show to make women compete for the attention of a male host.
The hosts discuss plans for a live show, including a dating game for Nadav and ensuring a two bedroom space for potential guests.
Two individuals talking about weight gain and discussing one of them potentially reaching 275 pounds.
In this podcast episode, the hosts talk about the importance of staying motivated and winning in life, despite obstacles and detractors.
A proposal to record Nadeem's weight loss journey via vlog to inspire and motivate others. The vlog will include moments of weakness and strength and will lead up to an event on April 5th.
The speaker talks about a friend who suggested they try stand-up comedy after a conversation about houses in the same cul-de-sac.
The speaker expresses self-criticism and aversion towards the thought of being parodied, acknowledging their own flaws and negative traits.
Two individuals talk about each other's siblings, with one discovering the other has a brother.
A child expresses concern that her mother, who passed away, may say something negative about her to her own child in heaven.
The transcript is a nonsensical string of words and phrases that fail to convey a coherent thought or topic.
The speaker describes the results of a Google search for a man, Burke Reicher, in Sacramento, and how the website portrays him as a sturdy and muscular individual based on just his photo.
The speaker discusses inappropriate and offensive language regarding school diversity and homework.
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their different weights and body compositions, and how they've tried to lose weight over the years.