Episode
Ep. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:13:05
Published: Mon Jan 31 2022
Description
It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when people answer his questions.
Chapters
The speaker considers buying a suburban car and leaving it in Austin to avoid car issues but expresses uncertainty about the idea.
00:00 - 01:43 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker considers buying a suburban car and leaving it in Austin to avoid car issues but expresses uncertainty about the idea. They mention wanting to get it wrapped in a two bears wrap.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker is looking to buy a used suburban for touring purposes and is open to anyone in Austin who has one to sell.
01:44 - 03:27 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker is looking to buy a used suburban for touring purposes and is open to anyone in Austin who has one to sell. Additionally, the speaker is offering their compound for friends and guests to stay at when they visit Austin.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their friend's desire to buy a house in Oahu to get away from the city and connect with nature, but they reflect on the reality of the living conditions it provides.
03:27 - 06:29 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker talks about their friend's desire to buy a house in Oahu to get away from the city and connect with nature, but they reflect on the reality of the living conditions it provides.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of only wanting to be with women who loved the image he wanted to portray as a successful comedian and how he disregarded those who loved him for who he truly was.
06:29 - 09:18 (02:48)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of only wanting to be with women who loved the image he wanted to portray as a successful comedian and how he disregarded those who loved him for who he truly was.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their weight loss journey and the lowest weight they've been in their adult life.
09:19 - 11:56 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker talks about their weight loss journey and the lowest weight they've been in their adult life. They discuss the need for commitment and finding incentives to achieve weight loss goals.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Will Smith makes a friendly million-dollar bet with radio host Big Boy on his show.
11:56 - 13:33 (01:37)
Summary
Will Smith makes a friendly million-dollar bet with radio host Big Boy on his show. They discuss the terms and conditions of the bet as well as what they would do with the money.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person discusses weight loss calculations and how much they could lose in five months by losing two pounds a week.
13:33 - 15:30 (01:56)
Summary
A person discusses weight loss calculations and how much they could lose in five months by losing two pounds a week.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on weight loss incentives, including a personal anecdote of an offer to receive $200,000 for reaching and maintaining a certain weight, and the possibility of multiple sponsors for weight loss journeys.
15:30 - 17:35 (02:05)
Summary
A discussion on weight loss incentives, including a personal anecdote of an offer to receive $200,000 for reaching and maintaining a certain weight, and the possibility of multiple sponsors for weight loss journeys.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man offers a million dollars to anyone who can lose 55 pounds and reach 200 pounds by April.
17:35 - 20:20 (02:44)
Summary
A man offers a million dollars to anyone who can lose 55 pounds and reach 200 pounds by April.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man is attempting to make $1 million in four months by having everyone chip in $10.
20:20 - 23:17 (02:57)
Summary
A man is attempting to make $1 million in four months by having everyone chip in $10. This venture is likely to raise some eyebrows.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On a podcast, the host asks the audience if they would be willing to chip in $10 to a crowd-sourced funding site to watch Nadav lose 75 pounds in four months, with the host offering to match a million dollars if Nadav achieves his weight loss goal.
23:17 - 27:18 (04:00)
Summary
On a podcast, the host asks the audience if they would be willing to chip in $10 to a crowd-sourced funding site to watch Nadav lose 75 pounds in four months, with the host offering to match a million dollars if Nadav achieves his weight loss goal.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the idea of pre-ordering tickets to a live show where his weight loss transformation is revealed, and the logistics of needing 100,000 interested viewers to make it happen.
27:18 - 29:04 (01:46)
Summary
The speaker discusses the idea of pre-ordering tickets to a live show where his weight loss transformation is revealed, and the logistics of needing 100,000 interested viewers to make it happen.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions a live show happening on April 1st and the possibility of cheating during the show.
29:05 - 31:05 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker mentions a live show happening on April 1st and the possibility of cheating during the show. They also express concerns about losing a significant amount of weight.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests that cleaning up one's lifestyle can aid in faster weight loss, especially for those with a larger amount of weight to lose.
31:06 - 33:32 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker suggests that cleaning up one's lifestyle can aid in faster weight loss, especially for those with a larger amount of weight to lose. The podcast also discusses the possibility of weight loss through lap band surgery.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The first step towards fitness should be changing one’s eating habits as nutrition plays a vital role.
33:32 - 36:43 (03:11)
Summary
The first step towards fitness should be changing one’s eating habits as nutrition plays a vital role. Starting with nutrition and gradually easing into workout routine is the right approach, rather than directly jumping into high-intensity exercises.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains inappropriate and offensive language and conversations.
36:43 - 38:35 (01:51)
Summary
The transcript contains inappropriate and offensive language and conversations.
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Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses objectifying women and planning a fake reality show to make women compete for the attention of a male host.
38:35 - 41:27 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker discusses objectifying women and planning a fake reality show to make women compete for the attention of a male host.
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Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss plans for a live show, including a dating game for Nadav and ensuring a two bedroom space for potential guests.
41:27 - 44:27 (02:59)
Summary
The hosts discuss plans for a live show, including a dating game for Nadav and ensuring a two bedroom space for potential guests.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals talking about weight gain and discussing one of them potentially reaching 275 pounds.
44:27 - 46:47 (02:20)
Summary
Two individuals talking about weight gain and discussing one of them potentially reaching 275 pounds.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts talk about the importance of staying motivated and winning in life, despite obstacles and detractors.
46:47 - 49:52 (03:04)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts talk about the importance of staying motivated and winning in life, despite obstacles and detractors.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A proposal to record Nadeem's weight loss journey via vlog to inspire and motivate others.
49:52 - 53:52 (03:59)
Summary
A proposal to record Nadeem's weight loss journey via vlog to inspire and motivate others. The vlog will include moments of weakness and strength and will lead up to an event on April 5th.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a friend who suggested they try stand-up comedy after a conversation about houses in the same cul-de-sac.
53:52 - 58:08 (04:16)
Summary
The speaker talks about a friend who suggested they try stand-up comedy after a conversation about houses in the same cul-de-sac.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses self-criticism and aversion towards the thought of being parodied, acknowledging their own flaws and negative traits.
58:08 - 1:00:22 (02:14)
Summary
The speaker expresses self-criticism and aversion towards the thought of being parodied, acknowledging their own flaws and negative traits.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals talk about each other's siblings, with one discovering the other has a brother.
1:00:22 - 1:02:27 (02:05)
Summary
Two individuals talk about each other's siblings, with one discovering the other has a brother.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A child expresses concern that her mother, who passed away, may say something negative about her to her own child in heaven.
1:02:27 - 1:04:09 (01:41)
Summary
A child expresses concern that her mother, who passed away, may say something negative about her to her own child in heaven.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a nonsensical string of words and phrases that fail to convey a coherent thought or topic.
1:04:09 - 1:06:38 (02:29)
Summary
The transcript is a nonsensical string of words and phrases that fail to convey a coherent thought or topic.
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Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the results of a Google search for a man, Burke Reicher, in Sacramento, and how the website portrays him as a sturdy and muscular individual based on just his photo.
1:06:38 - 1:09:55 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker describes the results of a Google search for a man, Burke Reicher, in Sacramento, and how the website portrays him as a sturdy and muscular individual based on just his photo.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses inappropriate and offensive language regarding school diversity and homework.
1:09:55 - 1:12:29 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker discusses inappropriate and offensive language regarding school diversity and homework.
EpisodeEp. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their different weights and body compositions, and how they've tried to lose weight over the years.
1:12:29 - 1:12:41 (00:12)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their different weights and body compositions, and how they've tried to lose weight over the years.