Episode
Ep. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:28:04
Published: Mon Aug 10 2020
Description
SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS. - Head over to NoDaysWasted.CO/BEARS and use promo code "BEARS” at checkout to get 20% off your order and free shipping in the US.. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing Bert's want for a British hype man. Tom then plays a clip of LeeAnn finding out about Bert's barehanded wiping for him, before discussing that their friends, including Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, are moving. The bears brainstorm where they would like to move. Bert also talks about his best parlor tricks and gambling with Daniel Tosh. They then look at an article on the best rappers over 40 which leads them into discussing the Cam'Ron and Faizon Love beef. They wrap the show up with a three-way call between the bears, Russell Peters, and Faizon Love to discuss the beef.
Chapters
A comedian discusses his plan to do a residency at a local Key West bar, citing the abundance of tourists and outdoor space as a way to mitigate COVID-19 risks.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
A comedian discusses his plan to do a residency at a local Key West bar, citing the abundance of tourists and outdoor space as a way to mitigate COVID-19 risks. He jokingly muses about the addition of a British hype man to his act.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker elaborates on how he is often misunderstood when he uses language that may be considered unconventional or incorrect in some contexts, but is actually accurate and appropriate in others.
01:37 - 04:46 (03:09)
Summary
The speaker elaborates on how he is often misunderstood when he uses language that may be considered unconventional or incorrect in some contexts, but is actually accurate and appropriate in others.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the stereotype of Asians being good at running and the possibility of it being true for the majority of Asians.
04:46 - 07:11 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses the stereotype of Asians being good at running and the possibility of it being true for the majority of Asians.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this comedic podcast clip, the speaker shares their fear of guys who enjoy Seinfeld and the experience of meeting a stranger who immediately shares their love for the show.
07:11 - 09:09 (01:58)
Summary
In this comedic podcast clip, the speaker shares their fear of guys who enjoy Seinfeld and the experience of meeting a stranger who immediately shares their love for the show.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the uniqueness of his podcast and how it allows him to explore topics he wouldn't typically discuss on stage.
09:10 - 11:50 (02:40)
Summary
The host discusses the uniqueness of his podcast and how it allows him to explore topics he wouldn't typically discuss on stage.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous story about two instances when the speaker took a particularly strong and smelly bowel movement, causing someone in the stall next to him to vomit.
11:50 - 14:58 (03:07)
Summary
A humorous story about two instances when the speaker took a particularly strong and smelly bowel movement, causing someone in the stall next to him to vomit.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is requesting for strong and diverse British voiceovers for their upcoming project and specifies the type of voices they want with examples.
14:58 - 16:54 (01:56)
Summary
The speaker is requesting for strong and diverse British voiceovers for their upcoming project and specifies the type of voices they want with examples.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The COVID pandemic has changed the way we socialize, with social lives having a different way about them.
16:54 - 19:28 (02:33)
Summary
The COVID pandemic has changed the way we socialize, with social lives having a different way about them. The speaker discusses a shift in social life where people are considering leaving due to circumstances faced during the pandemic.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation explores the potential future of stand-up comedy after the pandemic with regards to club openings, virtual performances and the relocation of comedians.
19:28 - 22:34 (03:06)
Summary
The conversation explores the potential future of stand-up comedy after the pandemic with regards to club openings, virtual performances and the relocation of comedians.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Shane Gillis discusses the importance of local comedy clubs and their role in the larger entertainment industry.
22:34 - 27:52 (05:17)
Summary
Comedian Shane Gillis discusses the importance of local comedy clubs and their role in the larger entertainment industry.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a group of individuals who were riding mini bikes down a hill and expresses confusion about their behavior.
27:52 - 30:56 (03:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses a group of individuals who were riding mini bikes down a hill and expresses confusion about their behavior. They later took a bus ride with some of these people.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing their desire to open a merch store in a small big town, like the one Sebastian is from and be close to their family.
30:56 - 33:07 (02:11)
Summary
The speaker is discussing their desire to open a merch store in a small big town, like the one Sebastian is from and be close to their family.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the inconsistent attitudes towards health and fitness of some individuals, using a specific example of a person who frequently changes their mind about healthy habits.
33:08 - 37:02 (03:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses the inconsistent attitudes towards health and fitness of some individuals, using a specific example of a person who frequently changes their mind about healthy habits.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom and Bert discuss the possibility of Bert gaining 40 pounds in a week and quickly dismiss the challenge.
37:03 - 39:38 (02:35)
Summary
Tom and Bert discuss the possibility of Bert gaining 40 pounds in a week and quickly dismiss the challenge. Bert shares his experience with lifting weights and the aftermath of sore muscles.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how the constant complaining and negative self-image relating to one's body can affect their mental health adversely.
39:38 - 43:00 (03:21)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how the constant complaining and negative self-image relating to one's body can affect their mental health adversely. Sharing an instance of how the mention of a shirt she hadn't fit into for years triggered her, she talks about her struggle with maintaining her weight.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses body image and wanting to get in shape while commenting on their wife's appearance and expensive clothing not fitting.
43:01 - 45:56 (02:54)
Summary
The speaker discusses body image and wanting to get in shape while commenting on their wife's appearance and expensive clothing not fitting.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the myth that athletes never lose their speed, even if they gain weight due to personal reasons such as a rough weekend with their spouse.
45:56 - 47:42 (01:46)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the myth that athletes never lose their speed, even if they gain weight due to personal reasons such as a rough weekend with their spouse.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker argues that lifting weights can make you faster, but not necessarily as fast as someone who is naturally lightweight and fast.
47:42 - 50:21 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker argues that lifting weights can make you faster, but not necessarily as fast as someone who is naturally lightweight and fast.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how smoking weed can be used as a way to socialize and meet new people.
50:21 - 52:57 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker talks about how smoking weed can be used as a way to socialize and meet new people. He shares his own experience with this and how it can lead to unexpected connections.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the difficulty of identifying different types of dollars, except for someone on the show who was confident in identifying them.
52:57 - 58:38 (05:40)
Summary
The speaker talks about the difficulty of identifying different types of dollars, except for someone on the show who was confident in identifying them.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his experience with sports gambling, particularly on the success of certain teams and how he bets on their games in the early 2000s.
58:38 - 1:02:32 (03:54)
Summary
The speaker discusses his experience with sports gambling, particularly on the success of certain teams and how he bets on their games in the early 2000s.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experiences playing poker and the anxiety of being seen as either good or stupid, as well as their preference for bad beats.
1:02:32 - 1:04:31 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experiences playing poker and the anxiety of being seen as either good or stupid, as well as their preference for bad beats.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A weekly poker game takes place on Tuesdays and is discussed alongside the 40 over 40 list, which is not a list of the best rappers over 40.
1:04:31 - 1:09:02 (04:30)
Summary
A weekly poker game takes place on Tuesdays and is discussed alongside the 40 over 40 list, which is not a list of the best rappers over 40.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Cameron defends Jay-Z against accusations that he was not a legitimate drug dealer.
1:09:02 - 1:11:22 (02:20)
Summary
Cameron defends Jay-Z against accusations that he was not a legitimate drug dealer.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people discuss an ongoing beef with Faison and one person promises to share the story with the other.
1:11:22 - 1:13:37 (02:15)
Summary
Two people discuss an ongoing beef with Faison and one person promises to share the story with the other.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Cam'ron and Faison Love collaborated on an Instagram video that has gone viral.
1:13:37 - 1:17:22 (03:44)
Summary
Cam'ron and Faison Love collaborated on an Instagram video that has gone viral. The video, originally posted by Faison Love, amassed thousands of likes and shares thanks to its hilarious content.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation is unclear and difficult to understand.
1:17:22 - 1:20:21 (02:59)
Summary
The conversation is unclear and difficult to understand.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker provides his opinion about a person's character by denying the possibility that they could be part of a specific lifestyle, but acknowledging that he knows people who are.
1:20:21 - 1:23:10 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker provides his opinion about a person's character by denying the possibility that they could be part of a specific lifestyle, but acknowledging that he knows people who are. He also humorously describes the person as a clown.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A lighthearted conversation about good times and role play.
1:23:10 - 1:25:47 (02:36)
Summary
A lighthearted conversation about good times and role play.
EpisodeEp. 42 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast discuss Bert Kreischer's attitude towards his own fame and popularity, as well as an honest comment he made in an interview.
1:25:47 - 1:27:58 (02:11)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast discuss Bert Kreischer's attitude towards his own fame and popularity, as well as an honest comment he made in an interview.