Episode
Ep. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:18:56
Published: Mon Sep 27 2021
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Chapters
In this episode of the podcast, the co-founder of Reddit joins comedians to discuss topics ranging from stocks to food to QAnon.
00:00 - 00:55 (00:55)
Summary
In this episode of the podcast, the co-founder of Reddit joins comedians to discuss topics ranging from stocks to food to QAnon.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how they made burgers with a certain type of bun and meat ratio, and gives credit to someone for their argument about it.
00:55 - 04:12 (03:16)
Summary
The speaker talks about how they made burgers with a certain type of bun and meat ratio, and gives credit to someone for their argument about it.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recalls meeting John Stewart who was like a dream to hang out with off stage and whose set was absolutely hilarious at the most famous arena in the United States.
04:12 - 08:22 (04:10)
Summary
A comedian recalls meeting John Stewart who was like a dream to hang out with off stage and whose set was absolutely hilarious at the most famous arena in the United States.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes seeing a green room with an IV that he would have wanted to be in.
08:22 - 11:08 (02:45)
Summary
The speaker describes seeing a green room with an IV that he would have wanted to be in.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast host describes decompressing at a lounge after a set with other guests enjoying drinks and snacks.
11:08 - 14:15 (03:06)
Summary
A podcast host describes decompressing at a lounge after a set with other guests enjoying drinks and snacks.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian reflects on an inappropriate conversation he had with a flight attendant, where he confessed wanting to have a threesome with Serena and Venus Williams, and only later realized his special contained the same story.
14:15 - 16:52 (02:37)
Summary
A comedian reflects on an inappropriate conversation he had with a flight attendant, where he confessed wanting to have a threesome with Serena and Venus Williams, and only later realized his special contained the same story.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers talk about meeting a man named John who has a strong handshake and is friends with celebrities such as Don Ham and Lenny Kravitz.
16:52 - 20:42 (03:49)
Summary
The speakers talk about meeting a man named John who has a strong handshake and is friends with celebrities such as Don Ham and Lenny Kravitz.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The persona of Daniel Tosh on stage vastly differs from who he is off stage, showing a more toned-down personality.
20:42 - 25:52 (05:10)
Summary
The persona of Daniel Tosh on stage vastly differs from who he is off stage, showing a more toned-down personality.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience performing at Red Rocks while being sober and wanting to give the audience the best possible jam session of his favorite song.
25:52 - 28:36 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience performing at Red Rocks while being sober and wanting to give the audience the best possible jam session of his favorite song.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker noticed red circles on their hands after partying hard at high altitude, which may indicate burst blood vessels due to the altitude.
28:36 - 31:03 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker noticed red circles on their hands after partying hard at high altitude, which may indicate burst blood vessels due to the altitude.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how their new ice maker's unique type of ice may be a trigger for their bowel movements.
31:03 - 33:33 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker discusses how their new ice maker's unique type of ice may be a trigger for their bowel movements.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about depressive episodes where the speaker describes a feeling of being stuck and unable to find joy or purpose in life.
33:33 - 37:14 (03:40)
Summary
A conversation about depressive episodes where the speaker describes a feeling of being stuck and unable to find joy or purpose in life.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration with the weight limit and long lines at airports, specifically referencing their experience at the Denver airport.
37:14 - 40:03 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker expresses frustration with the weight limit and long lines at airports, specifically referencing their experience at the Denver airport.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration over rental cars being located miles away from the airport and the unreasonable distance between the airport and the town.
40:03 - 43:26 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker expresses frustration over rental cars being located miles away from the airport and the unreasonable distance between the airport and the town. They also comment on how people act like animals on airplanes.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about wanting to spend $20,000 extravagantly on a private flight home, while the other person tries to reason that it's too much money.
43:26 - 45:27 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker talks about wanting to spend $20,000 extravagantly on a private flight home, while the other person tries to reason that it's too much money.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience dealing with panic attacks at the airport and the strategies he uses to manage his anxiety, such as playing backgammon aggressively or using precheck services.
45:27 - 48:18 (02:51)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience dealing with panic attacks at the airport and the strategies he uses to manage his anxiety, such as playing backgammon aggressively or using precheck services.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their observations on how society has taken a downturn towards negativity over time, heightened by the current circumstances of the pandemic and precautions taken.
48:18 - 52:22 (04:03)
Summary
The speaker expresses their observations on how society has taken a downturn towards negativity over time, heightened by the current circumstances of the pandemic and precautions taken.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host suggests seeking professional help for dealing with anxiety and recounts a personal experience of feeling anxious while traveling with someone they admire.
52:22 - 54:52 (02:30)
Summary
The host suggests seeking professional help for dealing with anxiety and recounts a personal experience of feeling anxious while traveling with someone they admire.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcaster jokes about how unimpressed a former partner, who worked with "real coxmen", would be with their sexual performance.
54:52 - 58:00 (03:07)
Summary
The podcaster jokes about how unimpressed a former partner, who worked with "real coxmen", would be with their sexual performance. They express a desire to improve and become a better lover.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is feeling the pressure of having to make extra money to buy a birthday gift and is starting to dread the upcoming birthday celebration.
58:00 - 1:00:21 (02:21)
Summary
The speaker is feeling the pressure of having to make extra money to buy a birthday gift and is starting to dread the upcoming birthday celebration.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Moshe Kasher and Ari Shaffir discuss stereotypes of Jewish people, including their love for backgammon and the idea that Jewish girls give better blow jobs.
1:00:21 - 1:02:32 (02:10)
Summary
Comedians Moshe Kasher and Ari Shaffir discuss stereotypes of Jewish people, including their love for backgammon and the idea that Jewish girls give better blow jobs.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the origin of the Jewish tattoo rule regarding burial in Jewish graveyards and suggests that non-orthodox Jews may not fully understand the importance of the tradition.
1:02:32 - 1:04:27 (01:55)
Summary
The speaker discusses the origin of the Jewish tattoo rule regarding burial in Jewish graveyards and suggests that non-orthodox Jews may not fully understand the importance of the tradition.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their surprise encounter with a heavily forested area that resembles Hobbiton from Lord of the Rings.
1:04:27 - 1:07:49 (03:22)
Summary
The speaker describes their surprise encounter with a heavily forested area that resembles Hobbiton from Lord of the Rings. They express a desire to be in that environment.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about the chaotic gay bar scenes of the past and how they differed from the current climate where people are more likely to come out.
1:07:49 - 1:11:00 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about the chaotic gay bar scenes of the past and how they differed from the current climate where people are more likely to come out.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains nonsensical statements and gibberish language.
1:11:00 - 1:14:52 (03:52)
Summary
The transcript contains nonsensical statements and gibberish language.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about a coworker showing him explicit photos and discussing his sexual activities at work.
1:14:52 - 1:16:52 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about a coworker showing him explicit photos and discussing his sexual activities at work.
EpisodeEp. 100 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the excitement of being young and learning about everything while having a house guest to enjoy life with.
1:16:52 - 1:18:47 (01:55)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the excitement of being young and learning about everything while having a house guest to enjoy life with.