Episode
Ep. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:22:32
Published: Mon Feb 07 2022
Description
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are finally recording out of the new set and Bert almost immediately ruins it. Bert fantasizes which celebrities he'd date, the bears discuss the Buffalo Bill's insane game and the incredible 2 Bears cleats that Gabe Davis wore during a game. The bears try doing some inspirational social media posts, we get an update on #TheMachine movie, Bert shares his Covid episode and a screen grab from his nest cam after he had sex. The bears talk hot sauces, Nadav's weight loss, and how Bert pronounces Whataburger wrong.
Chapters
The speaker talks about his fantasy of marrying a young woman like Amsterdam and having a child that skates on the canals.
00:00 - 02:43 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker talks about his fantasy of marrying a young woman like Amsterdam and having a child that skates on the canals. He envisions the woman taking charge and discusses his preference for a younger partner.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his thoughts about the consequences of cheating on his spouse with a celebrity, mentioning Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston as examples.
02:43 - 07:20 (04:36)
Summary
The speaker discusses his thoughts about the consequences of cheating on his spouse with a celebrity, mentioning Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston as examples.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
NFL players can request custom Air Force Ones with personal designs, including references to pop culture or shoutouts to family members, to wear during warmup games.
07:20 - 10:39 (03:19)
Summary
NFL players can request custom Air Force Ones with personal designs, including references to pop culture or shoutouts to family members, to wear during warmup games. However, during a game where he scored four touchdowns, the speaker realized that custom kicks were not allowed and are only permitted during warmups.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on the beauty of watching professional football players run and catch the ball as a child, while he and his guest discuss the difference between doing stand-up comedy and playing on a team.
10:39 - 15:30 (04:51)
Summary
The host reflects on the beauty of watching professional football players run and catch the ball as a child, while he and his guest discuss the difference between doing stand-up comedy and playing on a team.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses a desire to prioritize shallow values such as physical appearance and money over meaningful relationships and personal well-being.
15:30 - 19:32 (04:01)
Summary
The speaker expresses a desire to prioritize shallow values such as physical appearance and money over meaningful relationships and personal well-being.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker criticizes a social media post where the author complained about being teased by family during the holidays, using vulgar language.
19:32 - 22:10 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker criticizes a social media post where the author complained about being teased by family during the holidays, using vulgar language.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A recording leaked of a man making inappropriate and disturbing comments about another person.
22:10 - 25:30 (03:19)
Summary
A recording leaked of a man making inappropriate and disturbing comments about another person.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A parent and child have an anxiety conversation about COVID-19 in which the parent worries about their high-risk status.
25:30 - 27:21 (01:51)
Summary
A parent and child have an anxiety conversation about COVID-19 in which the parent worries about their high-risk status.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggested that if he or his wife test positive for COVID-19, they will need to get a private jet to fly them back home.
27:21 - 30:20 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker suggested that if he or his wife test positive for COVID-19, they will need to get a private jet to fly them back home. He shared a personal anecdote about feeling fine after testing positive and partying before traveling home.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode features a discussion about the effectiveness of vaccines and the use of linguistic styles such as filler words and repetitions during conversations.
30:20 - 32:42 (02:22)
Summary
This podcast episode features a discussion about the effectiveness of vaccines and the use of linguistic styles such as filler words and repetitions during conversations.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker started a happiness journal to keep track of what was making him happy or sad and now he can easily quantify how many days he has been happy or sad throughout the year.
32:42 - 35:42 (02:59)
Summary
The speaker started a happiness journal to keep track of what was making him happy or sad and now he can easily quantify how many days he has been happy or sad throughout the year.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses finding happiness through journaling and reflects on the happiness in their life, while also noting the struggles that come with identifying happiness, such as the role of alcohol in one's mood.
35:42 - 38:06 (02:23)
Summary
The speaker discusses finding happiness through journaling and reflects on the happiness in their life, while also noting the struggles that come with identifying happiness, such as the role of alcohol in one's mood.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience with a type of weed that caused them to have crazy thoughts and uncontrollable laughter, while their friend didn't feel the same effects.
38:06 - 41:20 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience with a type of weed that caused them to have crazy thoughts and uncontrollable laughter, while their friend didn't feel the same effects.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker emphasizes the importance of focusing on positive thoughts and finding what makes oneself happy, and avoiding negative thoughts.
41:20 - 43:45 (02:25)
Summary
The speaker emphasizes the importance of focusing on positive thoughts and finding what makes oneself happy, and avoiding negative thoughts.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people engage in an aimless conversation, jumping from topic to topic without any clear direction or purpose.
43:45 - 47:18 (03:32)
Summary
Two people engage in an aimless conversation, jumping from topic to topic without any clear direction or purpose.
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Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss how language can be used to convey empathy and understanding, specifically in the context of discussing physical pain.
47:18 - 50:49 (03:30)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss how language can be used to convey empathy and understanding, specifically in the context of discussing physical pain.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the concept of "effortless funny" and how they were inspired by someone who didn't seem to try to be funny.
50:49 - 54:13 (03:24)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the concept of "effortless funny" and how they were inspired by someone who didn't seem to try to be funny.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker talks about his experience with eating jalapenos and losing bowel control on stage, causing him to stop eating them while on tour.
54:13 - 57:40 (03:27)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker talks about his experience with eating jalapenos and losing bowel control on stage, causing him to stop eating them while on tour.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his admiration for the hot sauces only found in Mexican bodegas and on the internet, noting their high level of spiciness and flavorful taste.
57:40 - 1:01:27 (03:47)
Summary
The speaker shares his admiration for the hot sauces only found in Mexican bodegas and on the internet, noting their high level of spiciness and flavorful taste.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their preference for a creamy hot sauce rather than one that is excessively spicy.
1:01:27 - 1:04:56 (03:28)
Summary
The speaker discusses their preference for a creamy hot sauce rather than one that is excessively spicy.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recounts his obsession with buying $120 worth of orange sauce and raves about a pink sauce he tried at a restaurant in San Jose.
1:04:56 - 1:06:53 (01:57)
Summary
A man recounts his obsession with buying $120 worth of orange sauce and raves about a pink sauce he tried at a restaurant in San Jose.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the appeal of a special orange sauce served at certain restaurants, as well as potential investment opportunities related to it.
1:06:54 - 1:08:38 (01:44)
Summary
The hosts discuss the appeal of a special orange sauce served at certain restaurants, as well as potential investment opportunities related to it.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their love for El Vic's hot sauce, claiming they could eat it with just cheese and couldn't stop consuming it.
1:08:38 - 1:11:15 (02:36)
Summary
The speaker expresses their love for El Vic's hot sauce, claiming they could eat it with just cheese and couldn't stop consuming it.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares random thoughts about people's interests, sweating, and weight gain.
1:11:15 - 1:13:33 (02:18)
Summary
A comedian shares random thoughts about people's interests, sweating, and weight gain.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker complains about the limited options for hats that fit big heads, and mentions a hat he received from a minor league team called "Making Bacon."
1:13:33 - 1:17:42 (04:08)
Summary
The speaker complains about the limited options for hats that fit big heads, and mentions a hat he received from a minor league team called "Making Bacon."
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker corrects someone who mispronounces "Whataburger" as "Water Burger".
1:17:42 - 1:19:39 (01:57)
Summary
The speaker corrects someone who mispronounces "Whataburger" as "Water Burger".
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker repeatedly mentions Water Burger and advertises a Water Burger commercial.
1:19:39 - 1:21:08 (01:28)
Summary
The speaker repeatedly mentions Water Burger and advertises a Water Burger commercial.
EpisodeEp. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom and Bert discuss their love for Water Burger and their drunk experiences visiting it.
1:21:08 - 1:22:20 (01:12)
Summary
In this episode of Two Bears, One Cave, Tom and Bert discuss their love for Water Burger and their drunk experiences visiting it.