Episode

Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
1:17:44
Published: Mon Jun 28 2021
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Chapters
The speaker discusses how he believes the best compliment someone can receive is from a gay man, as being gay is like a varsity sport.
00:00 - 01:46 (01:46)
LGBTQ+
Summary

The speaker discusses how he believes the best compliment someone can receive is from a gay man, as being gay is like a varsity sport.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses personal hygiene and highlights a case where an individual has reduced showering routines.
01:46 - 03:46 (02:00)
Personal hygiene
Summary

The host discusses personal hygiene and highlights a case where an individual has reduced showering routines. They also discuss hats and personal style.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This conversation covers a range of topics from leaving people on read, being a gentleman, observing old men's toenails, and OCD habits.
03:47 - 06:19 (02:31)
Lifestyle
Summary

This conversation covers a range of topics from leaving people on read, being a gentleman, observing old men's toenails, and OCD habits.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about bonding with a famous athlete and receiving his phone number and home address during a conversation where they discussed the comedian's recently deceased father.
06:19 - 09:29 (03:10)
Sports
Summary

A comedian talks about bonding with a famous athlete and receiving his phone number and home address during a conversation where they discussed the comedian's recently deceased father.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their overwhelming thoughts on Angelina Jolie's appearance, commenting that she looks almost manufactured.
09:29 - 11:57 (02:27)
Angelina Jolie
Summary

The speaker shares their overwhelming thoughts on Angelina Jolie's appearance, commenting that she looks almost manufactured.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript features an unintelligible conversation about a TV show and shirts.
11:57 - 14:23 (02:26)
Unintelligible Conversation
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This transcript features an unintelligible conversation about a TV show and shirts.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a jumbled mix of unrelated statements including mentions of comics, waitresses, and traveling.
14:24 - 17:56 (03:31)
Non-specific
Summary

The transcript is a jumbled mix of unrelated statements including mentions of comics, waitresses, and traveling.

Episode
Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience with dating and then shifts into his fitness routine of eating egg whites and boxing.
17:56 - 20:33 (02:37)
Boxing, Fitness
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The speaker talks about his experience with dating and then shifts into his fitness routine of eating egg whites and boxing.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Eating healthy may not always be exciting, but it makes you feel better and avoid negative physical sensations associated with unhealthy eating habits.
20:33 - 22:28 (01:55)
Healthy Eating
Summary

Eating healthy may not always be exciting, but it makes you feel better and avoid negative physical sensations associated with unhealthy eating habits.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their love for eggs and mentions wearing a bib while eating them.
22:28 - 25:52 (03:24)
Food
Summary

The speaker shares their love for eggs and mentions wearing a bib while eating them.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A former employee of a podcast studio discusses the joy of working for a decent boss and the experiences of fellow writers.
25:52 - 28:42 (02:49)
Podcasts
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A former employee of a podcast studio discusses the joy of working for a decent boss and the experiences of fellow writers. The employee is limited by a non-disclosure agreement, but alludes to ethical concerns with the studio's treatment of certain employees.

Episode
Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast talk about the unfair stereotypes often associated with Italians and explain why they are untrue.
28:42 - 31:38 (02:56)
Italian culture
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The hosts of the podcast talk about the unfair stereotypes often associated with Italians and explain why they are untrue.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokes about a woman dressed poorly and taking a "vow of poverty" who places bets on the idea of heaven to pay off in the end.
31:39 - 33:39 (01:59)
Humor
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The speaker jokes about a woman dressed poorly and taking a "vow of poverty" who places bets on the idea of heaven to pay off in the end.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Some casinos offer a luxurious sports betting experience with table service and iPads to bet on games as they are happening, allowing for specific in-game bets.
33:40 - 36:37 (02:56)
Sports Betting
Summary

Some casinos offer a luxurious sports betting experience with table service and iPads to bet on games as they are happening, allowing for specific in-game bets. The speaker admits to preferring blackjack over other games.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a quick anecdote about a chatty dentist they met on a flight who shared stories during the approach.
36:37 - 39:13 (02:35)
Travel
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The speaker shares a quick anecdote about a chatty dentist they met on a flight who shared stories during the approach.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A former hitman tells a story about the cartel stealing his friend's trailer with livestock and how he dealt with it.
39:13 - 42:19 (03:05)
Hitman
Summary

A former hitman tells a story about the cartel stealing his friend's trailer with livestock and how he dealt with it. The conversation becomes uncomfortable as the interviewer asks the hitman how he was able to kill people.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The episode discusses cultural differences in relation to women’s rights around the world, highlighting the story of an Ethiopian man whose wife leaves him because she wants to go to school and the recent events in Afghanistan regarding the Taliban’s treatment of women.
42:19 - 45:46 (03:27)
Women's Rights
Summary

The episode discusses cultural differences in relation to women’s rights around the world, highlighting the story of an Ethiopian man whose wife leaves him because she wants to go to school and the recent events in Afghanistan regarding the Taliban’s treatment of women.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Chris Distefano talks about how it feels satisfying to set the record straight about his COVID bit and its comparison to South Park on a podcast chat thread.
45:47 - 48:38 (02:51)
Comedy
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Comedian Chris Distefano talks about how it feels satisfying to set the record straight about his COVID bit and its comparison to South Park on a podcast chat thread.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians sometimes receive accusations of stealing jokes and content.
48:38 - 52:13 (03:35)
Comedy
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Comedians sometimes receive accusations of stealing jokes and content. These accusations can be discouraging, but sometimes they can amuse the comedians themselves.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a childhood memory of a classmate who had a famous economist as a father and reflects on physical fights and parental decisions.
52:13 - 56:52 (04:38)
Childhood, Parenting
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The speaker recalls a childhood memory of a classmate who had a famous economist as a father and reflects on physical fights and parental decisions.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends reminisce about a childhood memory involving silly words and their moms' reactions.
56:52 - 59:58 (03:06)
Childhood, Memories
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Two friends reminisce about a childhood memory involving silly words and their moms' reactions.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how she handles stress in the moment and receives support from her spouse to take a break.
59:58 - 1:03:13 (03:15)
Stress
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The speaker discusses how she handles stress in the moment and receives support from her spouse to take a break.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on his sobriety and parenting journey, sharing how he has spent many years reading books and going to therapy to become a better parent.
1:03:13 - 1:07:20 (04:06)
Parenthood
Summary

The speaker reflects on his sobriety and parenting journey, sharing how he has spent many years reading books and going to therapy to become a better parent. He is proud of his progress despite the challenges he faces along the way.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The pandemic has brought unprecedented challenges for parents who are now tackling the role of teacher and caregiver, making it particularly hard for parents of younger children who are still adapting to school.
1:07:20 - 1:10:56 (03:35)
Parenting
Summary

The pandemic has brought unprecedented challenges for parents who are now tackling the role of teacher and caregiver, making it particularly hard for parents of younger children who are still adapting to school.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about the welcoming and friendly environment they experienced when they moved to Florida and how people often ask about summer plans.
1:10:56 - 1:12:31 (01:35)
Life in Florida
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A person talks about the welcoming and friendly environment they experienced when they moved to Florida and how people often ask about summer plans.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr discusses the extreme differences in weather he has experienced throughout North America, from seeing people wearing flip flops in 50-degree New York weather to standing at the coldest intersection in Canada.
1:12:31 - 1:15:59 (03:27)
Weather
Summary

Comedian Bill Burr discusses the extreme differences in weather he has experienced throughout North America, from seeing people wearing flip flops in 50-degree New York weather to standing at the coldest intersection in Canada.

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Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian expresses his admiration for another comedian's talent and work ethic.
1:15:59 - 1:17:17 (01:18)
Comedians
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A comedian expresses his admiration for another comedian's talent and work ethic.

Episode
Ep. 87 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer