Episode
Celery Juice
50:39
Published: Tue May 25 2021
Description
Do you have viruses? Cysts? Cancer? Are you tired sometimes? According to Instagram, the problem might be a lack of liquefied vegetables! This week, Mike and Aubrey take on a troubling taste test, meet a ghost with bad intentions and encounter the longest list of problematic celebrities we've ever seen.Plus, we start the show with an announcement: We're doing Patreon-only bonus episodes! Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/maintenancephaseSupport us: Subscribe on PatreonDonate on PayPalGet Maintenance Phase shirts, stickers and moreLinks!Anthony William on ExtraAnthony William on Keeping Up with the KardashiansCelery Juice Is the Perfect, Probably Pointless Trend for 2019 (Vanity Fair)Food Isn't Medicine. Here's Why It's Dangerous to Believe It Is. (Huffington Post)Is celery juice a viable alternative to nitrites in cured meats? (McGill University)Is Celery Juice a Sham? (The New York Times)Today's Diet Fads (Today's Dietitian)People think celery juice can protect you from COVID-19. Here's why that's categorically false. (Mama Mia)Support the show
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Maintenance Phase is releasing bonus episodes on their Patreon for their Patreon patrons, covering topics that don't fit onto their regular show.
00:00 - 01:55 (01:55)
Summary
Maintenance Phase is releasing bonus episodes on their Patreon for their Patreon patrons, covering topics that don't fit onto their regular show.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
In this episode, they explore the world of celery juice, the science behind it, and the various beliefs surrounding its nutritional value and proper juicing methods.
01:55 - 09:06 (07:10)
Summary
In this episode, they explore the world of celery juice, the science behind it, and the various beliefs surrounding its nutritional value and proper juicing methods. They also discuss claims made by celebrities, like Miranda Kerr, about celery juice protecting against COVID-19.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
The podcast discusses the evidence-based diet that can reduce the risk of specific health conditions such as hypertension, heart disease, and colon cancer.
09:06 - 16:36 (07:29)
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The podcast discusses the evidence-based diet that can reduce the risk of specific health conditions such as hypertension, heart disease, and colon cancer. However, there is no research proving the health benefits of celery juice.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
Drinking 16 ounces of fresh, plain celery juice every morning on an empty stomach can be the remedy you need to break out of a health rut.
16:36 - 24:08 (07:32)
Summary
Drinking 16 ounces of fresh, plain celery juice every morning on an empty stomach can be the remedy you need to break out of a health rut. However, it must be consumed by itself without any additives such as lemon, apple cider vinegar, or collagen to properly work due to the special cluster salts it contains.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
A man claims that drinking celery juice cured his chronic illnesses, and even helped other people get relief from their health problems, like Hashimoto's thyroiditis.
24:08 - 28:48 (04:39)
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A man claims that drinking celery juice cured his chronic illnesses, and even helped other people get relief from their health problems, like Hashimoto's thyroiditis. Customers at the grocery store where he worked would ask him for health advice and he would recommend celery juice.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
The podcast discusses the controversial claims of "Medical Medium" Anthony William, whose allegedly "healing" protocols lack scientific evidence.
28:48 - 34:14 (05:26)
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The podcast discusses the controversial claims of "Medical Medium" Anthony William, whose allegedly "healing" protocols lack scientific evidence. The hosts also mention the disclaimer on his website stating that he is not a licensed medical practitioner.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
The guest discusses skin conditions and how they can be treated, including a consultation process involving energy healing.
34:14 - 36:59 (02:44)
Summary
The guest discusses skin conditions and how they can be treated, including a consultation process involving energy healing.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
In this podcast, the hosts talk about wellness scammers and how they use expensive products to prey on people's insecurities.
36:59 - 40:46 (03:46)
Summary
In this podcast, the hosts talk about wellness scammers and how they use expensive products to prey on people's insecurities. They explore the techniques that these scammers use to sell their products and the negative effects it has on the wellness industry.
EpisodeCelery Juice
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Aubrey Gordon critiques the Medical Medium's book, acknowledging the flaws in scientific research, but also pointing out the dangerous vacillation between scientific fact and supposed insights from spirits.
40:46 - 44:55 (04:09)
Summary
Aubrey Gordon critiques the Medical Medium's book, acknowledging the flaws in scientific research, but also pointing out the dangerous vacillation between scientific fact and supposed insights from spirits. The episode raises skepticism towards the Medical Medium's supposed cures and motives behind selling the book.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
The celery juice craze has gained popularity among those seeking a healthy lifestyle, but nutrition experts are skeptical about its supposed benefits and warn against its potential risks.
44:55 - 49:22 (04:27)
Summary
The celery juice craze has gained popularity among those seeking a healthy lifestyle, but nutrition experts are skeptical about its supposed benefits and warn against its potential risks. Jordan Peters-esque philosophy is condemned as unrelated to anything measurable or perceptible.
EpisodeCelery Juice
PodcastMaintenance Phase
In this podcast episode, the host expresses their views on how proposing technical solutions to social and political problems is like expecting magical hate crime juice to solve them, and feels disappointed that these problems are only getting worse.
49:22 - 50:21 (00:59)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host expresses their views on how proposing technical solutions to social and political problems is like expecting magical hate crime juice to solve them, and feels disappointed that these problems are only getting worse. There was an advertisement for celery juice in the transcript.