Episode
Ep. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:39:09
Published: Mon Jan 18 2021
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Chapters
Bert Kreischer talks about how he and his friends would astound Tiger Woods with their immaturity and introduces a meme sent in by a fan named Jorge Clavicle.
00:00 - 01:05 (01:05)
Summary
Bert Kreischer talks about how he and his friends would astound Tiger Woods with their immaturity and introduces a meme sent in by a fan named Jorge Clavicle.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about a friend who he thought didn't talk much but ended up being talkative on a road trip.
01:05 - 04:24 (03:18)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about a friend who he thought didn't talk much but ended up being talkative on a road trip.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the difficult reality of permanent injuries and shares their experience of deciding not to watch a movie due to its depressing subject matter.
04:24 - 07:58 (03:34)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the difficult reality of permanent injuries and shares their experience of deciding not to watch a movie due to its depressing subject matter.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a conversation with someone with intense eyes, noting how distracting it can be, and briefly mentions a connection with the wrestling community.
07:58 - 11:39 (03:40)
Summary
The speaker describes a conversation with someone with intense eyes, noting how distracting it can be, and briefly mentions a connection with the wrestling community.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer discusses self-doubt and rumors about himself in this episode.
11:39 - 15:22 (03:43)
Summary
Bert Kreischer discusses self-doubt and rumors about himself in this episode.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian's set initially received critical feedback, but it was later discovered by Dave Letterman who thought it was hilarious and helped the comedian gain success.
15:22 - 19:45 (04:23)
Summary
A comedian's set initially received critical feedback, but it was later discovered by Dave Letterman who thought it was hilarious and helped the comedian gain success.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his friend's shift in mentality towards health and fitness, as well as his own personal struggle to lose weight and increase physical activity.
19:45 - 24:29 (04:43)
Summary
The speaker discusses his friend's shift in mentality towards health and fitness, as well as his own personal struggle to lose weight and increase physical activity.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses realistic and maintainable weight loss goals for amputees, taking into consideration their individual build and physical ability.
24:29 - 27:50 (03:21)
Summary
The host discusses realistic and maintainable weight loss goals for amputees, taking into consideration their individual build and physical ability.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker uses sarcasm to suggest that taking Xanax before dinner is the best way to lose weight since it takes two years to put on just 25-30 pounds.
27:50 - 30:09 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker uses sarcasm to suggest that taking Xanax before dinner is the best way to lose weight since it takes two years to put on just 25-30 pounds.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation is all over the place, touching on topics such as ghillie suits, Gentlemen tracksuits, and forgetting to bring kratom.
30:09 - 32:20 (02:10)
Summary
The conversation is all over the place, touching on topics such as ghillie suits, Gentlemen tracksuits, and forgetting to bring kratom.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
This transcript snippet lacks context and a discernible topic.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom joke about how they will never be challenged on their information and how one day they will be knighted.
36:41 - 40:16 (03:34)
Summary
Bert and Tom joke about how they will never be challenged on their information and how one day they will be knighted.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet from a podcast transcript where the speaker mentions not wanting to look like a pinky ring guy and shares his attire while getting his kids ready for school.
40:16 - 43:09 (02:52)
Summary
A snippet from a podcast transcript where the speaker mentions not wanting to look like a pinky ring guy and shares his attire while getting his kids ready for school.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses how some high achieving athletes, including Tiger Woods, may be predisposed to infidelity and how this may be related to their success on the field.
43:09 - 45:34 (02:24)
Summary
The podcast discusses how some high achieving athletes, including Tiger Woods, may be predisposed to infidelity and how this may be related to their success on the field.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker comments on how impressive it is to watch a veteran play golf despite his physical injuries, but then follows it up with derogatory remarks about the veteran's personal life.
45:34 - 48:03 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker comments on how impressive it is to watch a veteran play golf despite his physical injuries, but then follows it up with derogatory remarks about the veteran's personal life.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts offer to be ride or dies with Tiger Woods, will not talk trash about him behind his back and won't sell him out.
48:03 - 51:00 (02:56)
Summary
The hosts offer to be ride or dies with Tiger Woods, will not talk trash about him behind his back and won't sell him out. Earl and Tiger's mom are losing their minds.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker feels that he is progressive and ahead of the curve in understanding people's intentions based on what they say, although he acknowledges that others may not comprehend this.
51:00 - 54:30 (03:30)
Summary
The speaker feels that he is progressive and ahead of the curve in understanding people's intentions based on what they say, although he acknowledges that others may not comprehend this. He talks about writing a bit on this matter and relates it to a humorous incident involving Dwight Yoakam and liquor stores.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the shock of a sudden cancer diagnosis and the rapid decline of a loved one over the course of nine weeks.
54:30 - 57:44 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the shock of a sudden cancer diagnosis and the rapid decline of a loved one over the course of nine weeks.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the consequences of publicly sharing personal information, particularly regarding relationships.
57:48 - 1:01:06 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses the consequences of publicly sharing personal information, particularly regarding relationships.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker muses on the idea of creating yard signs for personal beliefs and mentions their preference for keeping political views private.
1:01:06 - 1:07:50 (06:44)
Summary
The speaker muses on the idea of creating yard signs for personal beliefs and mentions their preference for keeping political views private.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their hunger for burgers, and explains the concept of mouth-watering as having your appetite wetted.
1:07:50 - 1:09:52 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker expresses their hunger for burgers, and explains the concept of mouth-watering as having your appetite wetted.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their obsession with making sure everyone's burger is the same size and their desire to find mini burgers in LA.
1:09:52 - 1:12:27 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker talks about their obsession with making sure everyone's burger is the same size and their desire to find mini burgers in LA.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokingly suggests that certifiable stereotypes about pressing jeans could be useful in society, as it seems like a topic that everyone can agree on.
1:12:27 - 1:14:27 (01:59)
Summary
The speaker jokingly suggests that certifiable stereotypes about pressing jeans could be useful in society, as it seems like a topic that everyone can agree on.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes the process of giving oneself a sponge bath after surgery and emphasizes the importance of taking care of the funkier parts of one's body.
1:14:27 - 1:17:52 (03:24)
Summary
The speaker describes the process of giving oneself a sponge bath after surgery and emphasizes the importance of taking care of the funkier parts of one's body.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript discusses how performers in the porn industry sometimes require higher compensation to make up for the emotional toll their job takes on their happiness.
1:17:52 - 1:21:31 (03:39)
Summary
This transcript discusses how performers in the porn industry sometimes require higher compensation to make up for the emotional toll their job takes on their happiness.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Action Bronson impresses Joe Rogan with his ability to do a 33 inch box jump and flawlessly get up on a surfboard.
1:21:31 - 1:24:22 (02:50)
Summary
Action Bronson impresses Joe Rogan with his ability to do a 33 inch box jump and flawlessly get up on a surfboard.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience being injured and going through rehab, and how they struggle with the association of drugs and alcohol with surfing culture.
1:24:22 - 1:28:21 (03:58)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience being injured and going through rehab, and how they struggle with the association of drugs and alcohol with surfing culture.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker explores the reasons behind losing interest in hobbies such as sports and porn and suggests that it may be due to a lack of immediate gratification.
1:28:21 - 1:31:19 (02:57)
Summary
The speaker explores the reasons behind losing interest in hobbies such as sports and porn and suggests that it may be due to a lack of immediate gratification.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his technique of strengthening the wrist for boxing by using a wrap and weight combination to keep it up and rig it into his hand.
1:31:19 - 1:33:41 (02:22)
Summary
The speaker shares his technique of strengthening the wrist for boxing by using a wrap and weight combination to keep it up and rig it into his hand.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Learn about the importance of stretching before exercise and the types of stretches that can be done to warm up the body.
1:33:41 - 1:37:10 (03:28)
Summary
Learn about the importance of stretching before exercise and the types of stretches that can be done to warm up the body.
EpisodeEp. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian expresses gratitude for an opportunity, hoping that it will occur before touring in June and allow people to bring it to shows.
1:37:10 - 1:38:58 (01:47)
Summary
A comedian expresses gratitude for an opportunity, hoping that it will occur before touring in June and allow people to bring it to shows.