Trevor Wallace thanks Annie, Wreck, and Juice for being on the show and jokingly reassures fans that Bobby Lee is doing well. They end the show by advertising Annie's new podcast and joking about Bobby's conquests in New York.
Bert Kreischer discusses his obsession with Kool-Aid over water and how he sings from his throat, not his diaphragm. He also chats about butt rock and how people try to imitate Eddie Vedder's voice, causing laughter from his peers.
Neil Brennan talks about how Jim Gaffigan always thanks his audience in his YouTube videos and makes fun of him for it, while referring to charts to assert his own success.
The speaker recounts a time when he had to hide in a Wendy's bush and got scared by a mother and her two little boys in the window.
Two comedians brainstorm and improvise a country song about a prolapsed anus, with one of them being unfamiliar with the term.
The hosts discuss encouraging the angriest person you know to write fan fiction and suggest hugging a cat for mood lifting. They also joke about ending the podcast with a request for Twitter handles despite discussing the worst topics.
Dana Carvey and David Spade talked about the Change Bank skit, one of Jim Downey's dryest skits, and discussed the possibility of adding clips to the podcast. They also thanked their listeners for their support.
The speaker talks about an incident where someone asked if they were there to perform a comedy show. The speaker and their friend laugh hysterically, and the speaker mentions that they are wearing Target shoes.
Comedian Tom Papa discusses the potential future of stand-up comedy in a socially distant world while reflecting on the importance of audience interaction in a successful comedy show.
A humorous dialogue between friends discussing pencil erasers, hotel visits, and the love of mutual friends.
The speaker talks about meat and how some people take cooking too seriously, before transitioning to a story about guests at his comedy show who talked throughout the entire performance.
This podcast episode features a conversation with comedian Andrew Santino discussing various topics such as fashion, race relations, and his career in comedy.
This episode of Distractable begins with a competition between hosts Mark, Wade, and Bob, followed by a series of rants about the annoyance of wind and other everyday things.
The speaker ponders his purpose on earth and concludes that it is to entertain people through his comedic abilities.
Comedian talks about his childhood and how his parents gave him freedom to explore and fostered his creativity. He also explains how validation is important for pursuing a career in comedy.
This transcript is a discussion about building a town for Improv and how it's not a feasible idea. The speakers thank the guests for talking to them and announce their upcoming shows on Apple TV+.
The host recounts the story of paying for dinner for 35 movie stars before being invited to see Chris Rock perform at the Comedy Store. Chris had many big names in the crowd, and the host reflects on the experience as a comedian.
A comedian discusses the constant need to create new material in order to continue succeeding in stand-up comedy.
Comedian Tom Segura talks about how he started making jokes about his kids and how in contrast he tends to overshare about himself.
The episode features the character Doug Sexy, a child in school who is too angry to approach. The episode follows Moe and his group as they try to get a baby back from Lumer and his partner Hattie Seth Powers. This transcript also includes an advertisement for the "Leading Corporate Transformation" podcast.
A few random phrases from a possibly humorous podcast.
Comedian Bert Kreischer recounts a time a fan asked for a photo while he was at a low point before shooting his Netflix special.
The speaker started writing comedy at age 10 and Steve Martin hosting SNL was a highlight. They discuss their educational background and going to COD, a small community college.
Comedian Pete Holmes talks about the challenges of success in comedy, including dealing with peers who may not be supportive, using humor to cope with difficult situations, and the lack of guidance in navigating success.
The hosts of the podcast have a conversation about how they often get sidetracked during podcast episodes, and joke about the many tangents and inside jokes that occur during recordings.
The podcast features rambling and incoherent conversations, with frequent non-sequiturs and mispronunciations.
The creator has to have ever more outlandish and extreme views, more red meat for the audience with even less nuance.
The hosts discuss the struggles of being a comedian and touring, including the sacrifice of giving up the window seat on flights and the energy shift in a room when a civilian enters.
The hosts discuss how pushing boundaries in humor and topics can lead to increased success, despite potential backlash, and the challenges of hiring a writer on a tight budget.
The speaker discusses the challenges of making it in the comedy industry and compares it to being the hardworking Indian kid.
Luna and her cousin are having a great time.
The speaker talks about a roast that they participated in at Saks's birthday, and how it was the most off-color, mean-spirited diatribe they have ever heard.
The tagline was kind of a spoiler. The podcast that recommends 2,000 of it per day. That was the worst.
This transcript is a humorous introduction to a new podcast hosted by an internationally beloved comedy superstar and television icon from the 90s, with a hint at the central story involving a hearse driver.
In this episode, the hosts warn listeners of offensive humor and proceed to tell their favorite jokes, resulting in laughter and discussion.
