The speaker jokingly discusses the need for lead time in order to steal babies for a party in a humorous manner.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
In this podcast, the discussion includes an individual's enthusiasm towards dressing up as a mime, seducing dogs, and lawn gnomes sitting on chairs.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The host shares funny stories about knocking his head on a pole, being recognized on dating apps because of his blue checkmark, and encountering street football tricks in Barcelona.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker describes a man who lives on Dorito dust and drops it like a plane dropping a rescue marker. He observes a conga line of toddler ski class, mistaking them for a reindeer club.
The speaker reflects on the excitement of watching roasting and being the underdog, and prepares for their first roast where their appearance will be mocked.
The speaker gives a piece of advice to someone struggling to get laid and suggests going back to the old neighborhood to get comfortable again. They also discuss a concept for Stavi's World where women with large breasts wear an exoskeleton to ease the stress on their spine.
A person shared a story about a failed attempt at an orgy where the other participants never showed up, leaving them alone in the hotel lobby at 3 am.
The hosts of the podcast are mildly funny, but it is not an attribute they prioritize in the show. They occasionally receive compliments on their humor.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker and his companion encountered a man masturbating in the park, who turned out to be Cajun Man. The experience was surreal but left an impression on the speaker.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A conversation about a strange encounter involving a man who claimed to have blown the biggest load of his life on the roof of a car he was admiring.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The introduction to humor for kids is usually lowbrow toilet humor, but the speed at which they transition into intelligent humor can be a marker of their growth. Nicknames based on crude actions, such as Shakespeare or Wagstaff, are common among children who have not yet developed sophisticated humor.
The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts discuss breaking hat-wearing records and Wade's potential for nut-kicking while Mark contemplates taking a maggot bath.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
A humorous anecdote about overthinking a shrimp order at a Mexican restaurant.
The speaker discusses the likelihood of finding a hair in one's salad at work and makes a humorous comment about aging, interrupted by an advertisement for a limited edition waxing essentials kit.
