The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
A person shares a brief encounter with a Greek guy wearing revealing blue skivvies on the beach, while reflecting on their own choice of clothing.
The speaker shares a story of using a pick-up line on a girl which he delivered in a humorous way.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker had an embarrassing clothing situation in which they had to wear men's tennis pants and a shirt after their own pants split, causing them to ask "how's my fucking day?".
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The introduction to humor for kids is usually lowbrow toilet humor, but the speed at which they transition into intelligent humor can be a marker of their growth. Nicknames based on crude actions, such as Shakespeare or Wagstaff, are common among children who have not yet developed sophisticated humor.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
The speaker jokes about the importance of having a "grab bib shirt" while driving instead of a "save lives, do crime" shirt. They also mention a potential shirt idea for fans of the podcast "Behind the Bastards."
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
The speaker comments on how people act when faced with a fail, making fun of their inability to recover, comparing it to America's Funniest Home Videos, and then asking for donations to Phil's patreon.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The hosts discuss pants during their surprise guest segments, with one host expressing their dislike of the guest's formal slacks.
The speaker tells a couple of quick, funny stories about someone named Harry before abruptly ending the podcast after mentioning that Harry went missing.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker shares a humorous story of attempting to climb a tree in front of his girlfriend's family and their friends and failing miserably.
The speaker shares a humorous recount of an encounter with an airport flyaway bus while stuck in traffic, and ponder on how the person inside the bus would narrate the event to others.
A person shares a story about a girl lunging at them during an afternoon gathering, and their reaction to the situation.
A group of women discuss the various double meanings behind the word "tea," while one member notes the questionable taste behind their jokes about being kidnapped.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
The hosts discuss a funny incident where they debate how to pronounce "deck" and one of them makes a joke about putting a deck of cards in their butt.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
