The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker reflects on the excitement of watching roasting and being the underdog, and prepares for their first roast where their appearance will be mocked.
The speaker shares a humorous incident about how tech guys try to interact with the police. He also talks about his observation of a person who has earned fear instead of respect in a situation.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
A humorous story about two instances when the speaker took a particularly strong and smelly bowel movement, causing someone in the stall next to him to vomit.
The speaker talks about how pseudo-inspirational quotes are like manual cars and shares a funny driving mishap involving a freezer bag of hot water.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker expresses his desire for a catamaran with a machine gun and comments on how impressed he is by people who pose with Doritos on social media. He also mentions his inability to partner with Doritos.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous conversation about the lack of standardization in living space requirements, with examples of finding furniture and animals in unexpected places.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker tells a couple of quick, funny stories about someone named Harry before abruptly ending the podcast after mentioning that Harry went missing.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The speaker found an old email from Argo that was quite amusing and wanted to read it out loud to the listeners.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The podcast host speaks about homemade meatballs and the possibility of abstract paintings being made out of them. He also jokes about the idea of creating a weighted blanket with a head cut out of it.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man shares a humorous story about fitting someone for a dress in a wardrobe department, where the wig they gave him was shorter than his own hair, leading to an embarrassing situation at the airport.
The speaker discusses a story about buying a pregnancy test and getting a bonus point for the baseline good story ranking, all while cruising on a bicycle and imagining people's reactions to buying a test for their mother.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
