A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
A man shares a humorous story of how his friend's smelly jacket caused their car to reek of weed and almost got them into trouble with the cops.
In this podcast, the discussion includes an individual's enthusiasm towards dressing up as a mime, seducing dogs, and lawn gnomes sitting on chairs.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker talks about how pseudo-inspirational quotes are like manual cars and shares a funny driving mishap involving a freezer bag of hot water.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The podcast hosts discuss their appreciation for humorous and absurd humor in media and discuss the possibility of them voicing characters in a Beavis and Butt-head movie.
The speaker discusses wanting long hair and jokingly compares it to wanting to marry a real turkey.
Comedian shares his definition of "relatable handsome" which is not movie or TV handsome, but rather the type of handsome you might find in a mall or in reality TV.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker recalls a scenario where he had to bend down and walk into a small room with 40 other people, who all stood up and snapped like they were in an army barracks.
The hosts discuss pants during their surprise guest segments, with one host expressing their dislike of the guest's formal slacks.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A humorous anecdote about a moldy bagel causing chaos in a room, while the hosts joke about their eating habits.
The speaker shares an anecdote about an embarrassing childhood experience involving kissing girls and awkwardness in front of his peers.
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The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker shares a humorous story of attempting to climb a tree in front of his girlfriend's family and their friends and failing miserably.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A story about how calling for a chimney sweep was a joke of the day despite it being a genuine service that was needed.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The hosts joke about thanking their four female fans and declare this the official bro episode.
The speaker tells a humorous anecdote about getting high on painkillers and saying funny things while under the influence.
