The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker enjoys the idea of taking concepts to their logical extremes, finding humor in them. Regarding writing, he mentions that he feels a little dopamine rush when he writes something humorous.
The speaker recounts a situation where he found a baby in the road and had to rescue it, and later humorously recalls his quest to find a missing white baby in his house.
The best way to add humor into conversations is to be an outgoing and friendly person who sets a playful and fun vibe, rather than trying too hard to be a "sniper" who avoids engaging with others. Split-testing different conversation tactics can also be a helpful way to determine what works best.
The hosts joke about thanking their four female fans and declare this the official bro episode.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
In this episode, the hosts discuss the Way Back Machine being in the shop and jokingly suggest starting a GoFundMe to pay the bill, but acknowledge the potential legal issues that could come with it.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
A humorous anecdote about a moldy bagel causing chaos in a room, while the hosts joke about their eating habits.
In this transcript snippet, the speaker shares their thoughts on the flow of jokes in conversation and comments on the profitability of movies like Austin Powers.
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The hosts ponder if people who double park have secret devious problems and try to come up with a fun rhyme for the name "Guy".
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
The hosts discuss the humor in old family photos and recall a specific picture of themselves with a watermelon. They also joke about sending inappropriate childhood photos to their friends.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man recounts a story of a bad guy who got out of his car and hit the water, prompting his friend to jump in and rescue him, leading to a humorous encounter.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The hosts joke about farting in different voices and one of them claims they can actually do it.
In this podcast, the hosts engage in lighthearted banter about finding humor quickly to win points while discussing the concept of handicaps as unfair. One of the hosts confesses to becoming a creepy old guy drooling over Shakira.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker describes a conversation with Jodie Foster and how half of the jokes involve inappropriate language and the other half involves destroying everything.
The speakers joke about creating a career as a lesbian pocket watch expert and potentially solving the mystery of Mitchell's disappearance.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
