The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker shares a story about pretending to have met a famous actor and then not knowing who the actor was when he met him in person.
The hosts joke about thanking their four female fans and declare this the official bro episode.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
In this episode, the hosts discuss the Way Back Machine being in the shop and jokingly suggest starting a GoFundMe to pay the bill, but acknowledge the potential legal issues that could come with it.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The hosts ask their guest if he's ready for the machine and repeatedly shout "machine" before revealing they were referring to a gay porn, much to the surprise of the guest.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
The speaker jokes about the importance of having a "grab bib shirt" while driving instead of a "save lives, do crime" shirt. They also mention a potential shirt idea for fans of the podcast "Behind the Bastards."
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
In this excerpt from "Athletico Mince," comedians Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson discuss the surprisingly high prices of sandwich toasters and debate if it's worth buying an expensive one.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker shares a story of a drunk man who ended up in his lap and the humorous encounter that followed while conversing with her husband's coworkers at the firehouse.
A person shares their favorite New Yorker cartoon, featuring a piece of penne, and discusses the humor and delivery of various cartoons.
A man shares a story about a surprising item he found on his friend's store receipt - a set of women's underwear.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker reminisces about a memory with his cousin involving a discussion about peeing without holding their genitals.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The hosts discuss breaking hat-wearing records and Wade's potential for nut-kicking while Mark contemplates taking a maggot bath.
The speaker shares a humorous recount of an encounter with an airport flyaway bus while stuck in traffic, and ponder on how the person inside the bus would narrate the event to others.
Andrea Wendell, Lindsey, and Lou are struggling to look at the correct camera on set, causing some humorous confusion.
A person shares a story about a girl lunging at them during an afternoon gathering, and their reaction to the situation.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
