The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
In this episode, the hosts discuss the Way Back Machine being in the shop and jokingly suggest starting a GoFundMe to pay the bill, but acknowledge the potential legal issues that could come with it.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
Two individuals engage in a nonsensical conversation about ads, taking medication, and pornography.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
A humorous story is shared about the challenges of day drinking with someone who wears transition glasses that darken in sunlight, causing confusion when they walk into a dimly lit bar.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker shares a comical story about meeting her husband while trying to buy a coat and making a bet.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker laughs at a humorous image related to texting boys in class.
The speaker shares a humorous story about holding a urine-soaked toilet paper roll that contained a murder confession and not knowing how to deliver it to the judge.
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker talks about a person who never fails to make them laugh, even when just thinking about them, and how much they appreciate their presence in their life.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
The hosts discuss the humor in old family photos and recall a specific picture of themselves with a watermelon. They also joke about sending inappropriate childhood photos to their friends.
The speaker tells a humorous anecdote about getting high on painkillers and saying funny things while under the influence.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
In this episode, the hosts jump from discussing belly buttons falling off to interfaith marriage and baby belly buttons.
The host jokes about challenging a librarian to a duel and talks about his experience encountering katana librarians. He ends the episode abruptly after the joke.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
Comedian Dana Gould and Greg talk about their hair, and why people focus on looks rather than one's art in comedy and film.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
