The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker shares a story about pretending to have met a famous actor and then not knowing who the actor was when he met him in person.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A listener offers his face to be elbowed by Tom, who previously expressed a desire to elbow someone in the face.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The introduction to humor for kids is usually lowbrow toilet humor, but the speed at which they transition into intelligent humor can be a marker of their growth. Nicknames based on crude actions, such as Shakespeare or Wagstaff, are common among children who have not yet developed sophisticated humor.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
In this episode, the hosts discuss the strange topic of how much money it would take for them to put someone else's poo up their bum. They provide their own opinions and get into a lively debate.
The hosts joke about the possibility of starting a shop named Bob's Fridges and remark on how it has become an infamous joke in the history of their podcast.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A person shares their favorite New Yorker cartoon, featuring a piece of penne, and discusses the humor and delivery of various cartoons.
A man shares a story about a surprising item he found on his friend's store receipt - a set of women's underwear.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The speaker talks about the fictional hell entrance interview, where the devil congratulates the person for their impressive achievements and whether it should be the law in every state.
The hosts discuss the inappropriate reaction of a crowd to a racial joke and recall a personal anecdote of a grandmother calling in to express her upset towards someone calling her grandson a Nazi.
Joe Rogan shares a story about a friend who has an unusual bathroom habit involving saving a single wipe.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker talks about his failed wedding plan speech and his experience getting drunk at a bar while wearing a poorly fitting vest.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
