A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker reminisces about a memory with his cousin involving a discussion about peeing without holding their genitals.
In this podcast, the discussion includes an individual's enthusiasm towards dressing up as a mime, seducing dogs, and lawn gnomes sitting on chairs.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The hosts ponder if people who double park have secret devious problems and try to come up with a fun rhyme for the name "Guy".
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
This podcast discusses how humor provides social bonding and can be a coping mechanism during difficult situations, even if it's uncomfortable. Seinfeld had to turn to stop a laughing audience during the prediction of a school shooting years ago.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The hosts discuss the humorous challenges of attempting to perform a backflip as an adult and how it differs from when they were younger.
The speaker tells a couple of quick, funny stories about someone named Harry before abruptly ending the podcast after mentioning that Harry went missing.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
The speaker jokes about the importance of having a "grab bib shirt" while driving instead of a "save lives, do crime" shirt. They also mention a potential shirt idea for fans of the podcast "Behind the Bastards."
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
Two friends discuss the infamous Denver Omelet story and its unclear meaning of "suck my dick."
In this excerpt from "Athletico Mince," comedians Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson discuss the surprisingly high prices of sandwich toasters and debate if it's worth buying an expensive one.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker shares a story about pretending to have met a famous actor and then not knowing who the actor was when he met him in person.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts discuss Wade's sexual magnetism and how it affects the podcast dynamic.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
The speaker jokingly suggests that certifiable stereotypes about pressing jeans could be useful in society, as it seems like a topic that everyone can agree on.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
A man recounts how his new $200 glasses fell off his face and into a public urinal, only to be discovered by his mischievous son who had a good laugh at the situation.
The speakers joke about creating a career as a lesbian pocket watch expert and potentially solving the mystery of Mitchell's disappearance.
