A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The speaker shares his thoughts about someone's feet looking like statue feet while appreciating the person's difference of opinion.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
In this podcast, the discussion includes an individual's enthusiasm towards dressing up as a mime, seducing dogs, and lawn gnomes sitting on chairs.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
In this snippet, the speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his long hair during his college fraternity days and how he eventually got a Caesar haircut which he proudly displays.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The speaker shares a story of a drunk man who ended up in his lap and the humorous encounter that followed while conversing with her husband's coworkers at the firehouse.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
Sean shares a humorous anecdote about Jason's beach outfit during their vacation on Long Island.
A man talks about pranking his dad by telling him his friend is gay and how he reacted.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous conversation about the lack of standardization in living space requirements, with examples of finding furniture and animals in unexpected places.
Rick and Lou share funny memories from their childhood and Rick mentions a book about casino secrets that's still available.
The speaker refers to a comedian's joke about creating one's deck of flashcards, which reminded them of how nurses always get asked to help with personal hygiene issues, and how it feels like making a dirty protest against the standards in a hotel by shitting the bed.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker reflects on the excitement of watching roasting and being the underdog, and prepares for their first roast where their appearance will be mocked.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A discussion on bad Facebook memes and the concept of the National Flower, with mention of the speaker's forgotten voice.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
Two friends discuss the infamous Denver Omelet story and its unclear meaning of "suck my dick."
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A conversation about a strange encounter involving a man who claimed to have blown the biggest load of his life on the roof of a car he was admiring.
The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
The speaker critiques arguments made in bad faith by proposing absurd scenarios, like hypothetical Nazis using a person’s language skills to make propaganda, or a person finding themselves pregnant with a Nazi’s child.
