The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker finds pleasure in the realization that they are the common denominator in all their failed relationships, and uses dark humor to cope after injuring themselves and requiring multiple operations.
The speaker shares a story about pretending to have met a famous actor and then not knowing who the actor was when he met him in person.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker discusses wanting long hair and jokingly compares it to wanting to marry a real turkey.
In this humorous comment, the speaker suggests using high-grade olive oil instead of low-grade crankcase oil, as it tastes better and is believed to be healthier.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
The speakers discuss the concept of "fresh pee" and its meaning, with one person trying to explain it to the other.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker expresses his desire for a catamaran with a machine gun and comments on how impressed he is by people who pose with Doritos on social media. He also mentions his inability to partner with Doritos.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker talks about a person who never fails to make them laugh, even when just thinking about them, and how much they appreciate their presence in their life.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The speaker tells a humorous anecdote about getting high on painkillers and saying funny things while under the influence.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The speaker talks about making a lot of jokes and being silly as a way of life, while poking fun at the idea of being a two in the world of ones and zeros.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
This podcast episode features a story about a man named Massive Head Wound Harry who shows up at a party with an unexplained head wound, causing chaos and scaring everyone.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker repeatedly points out that the brown bear in the book "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?" needs to see a chiropractor due to the way its neck is depicted.
A person shares a story about a girl lunging at them during an afternoon gathering, and their reaction to the situation.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A man and his friend discuss the placement of a tattoo of the friend's son's name, which ended up near the man's genitals and caused discomfort.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
