The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts recount stories of making jokes to alleviate tension during stressful moments and reflect on personal experiences growing up without modern amenities.
This podcast discusses how humor provides social bonding and can be a coping mechanism during difficult situations, even if it's uncomfortable. Seinfeld had to turn to stop a laughing audience during the prediction of a school shooting years ago.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker recalls a humorous incident where a roommate articulated his frustration with the visit of his father's friend who droned on and on about paintings.
The speaker refers to a comedian's joke about creating one's deck of flashcards, which reminded them of how nurses always get asked to help with personal hygiene issues, and how it feels like making a dirty protest against the standards in a hotel by shitting the bed.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
The speaker critiques arguments made in bad faith by proposing absurd scenarios, like hypothetical Nazis using a person’s language skills to make propaganda, or a person finding themselves pregnant with a Nazi’s child.
The speaker tells a story about noticing a man's bulge and being surprised by its size.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The hosts jokingly discuss a hypothetical race between a cursed snail and a sloth trying to save the protagonist, and later talk about the use of microorganisms found in sloth hair in medical treatments.
The speaker tells a couple of quick, funny stories about someone named Harry before abruptly ending the podcast after mentioning that Harry went missing.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The speaker describes a man who lives on Dorito dust and drops it like a plane dropping a rescue marker. He observes a conga line of toddler ski class, mistaking them for a reindeer club.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
A woman shares a hilarious story of how she accidentally left a bag of poop on her date's counter and the disastrous aftermath.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
This transcript segment includes a cringe-worthy story about mistaking a woman for being pregnant and also a humoristic anecdote about a pregnant woman who dressed in fairy costumes.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
