The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker discusses wanting long hair and jokingly compares it to wanting to marry a real turkey.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
A humorous story is shared about the challenges of day drinking with someone who wears transition glasses that darken in sunlight, causing confusion when they walk into a dimly lit bar.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
The speaker recalls a scenario where he had to bend down and walk into a small room with 40 other people, who all stood up and snapped like they were in an army barracks.
A story about how calling for a chimney sweep was a joke of the day despite it being a genuine service that was needed.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
A humorous anecdote about a moldy bagel causing chaos in a room, while the hosts joke about their eating habits.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
The speaker shares his thoughts about someone's feet looking like statue feet while appreciating the person's difference of opinion.
The speaker tells a story about noticing a man's bulge and being surprised by its size.
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
The hosts discuss losing wallets and the process of shaving one's own asshole in a humorous and light-hearted manner.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A person shares their favorite New Yorker cartoon, featuring a piece of penne, and discusses the humor and delivery of various cartoons.
A man shares a story about a surprising item he found on his friend's store receipt - a set of women's underwear.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker talks about the differences between childbirth and pooping after taking seven rounds of laxatives, and also jokes about his parents paying for his friendships due to his lack of affability.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
A man accidentally asks a sperm bank for party planning services and discusses his plans for finger foods and multi-strawed libations.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
