The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker finds pleasure in the realization that they are the common denominator in all their failed relationships, and uses dark humor to cope after injuring themselves and requiring multiple operations.
This podcast discusses how humor provides social bonding and can be a coping mechanism during difficult situations, even if it's uncomfortable. Seinfeld had to turn to stop a laughing audience during the prediction of a school shooting years ago.
The sound of a zipper getting caught in the laundry can ruin a good day, but comedian Jim Gaffigan finds humor in the situation.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
Joking around certain sensitive topics like sex work can be tricky as it can cause internal conflicts between morals and humor. While joking could be fun, the internal dilemmas need to be considered to avoid hurting others.
The speaker shares a comical story about meeting her husband while trying to buy a coat and making a bet.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Two people discuss an encounter in which a man was looking for hidden juice in the woods and ended up having a conversation with them about it.
The speaker shares his thoughts about someone's feet looking like statue feet while appreciating the person's difference of opinion.
The speaker jokes about the importance of having a "grab bib shirt" while driving instead of a "save lives, do crime" shirt. They also mention a potential shirt idea for fans of the podcast "Behind the Bastards."
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker talks about a person who never fails to make them laugh, even when just thinking about them, and how much they appreciate their presence in their life.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The hosts discuss the humor in old family photos and recall a specific picture of themselves with a watermelon. They also joke about sending inappropriate childhood photos to their friends.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker shares some amusing anecdotes about a night out with Charles. They went to a bar called Bobby McGee's where they enjoyed some live music and talked about various topics such as golf, money, and a story about getting pulled over for speeding in Arizona.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
A person shared a story about a failed attempt at an orgy where the other participants never showed up, leaving them alone in the hotel lobby at 3 am.
A person recounting a prank where they were convinced to wear a dress on a flight and ended up getting orange juice thrown all over them by a fellow passenger. They were left to endure a five-hour flight and a humiliating landing.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The hosts discuss Wade's sexual magnetism and how it affects the podcast dynamic.
