A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A story about a failed attempt at humor is used to illustrate the importance of being bold and courageous in making a fool of yourself, which is the key to humor.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
In this humorous podcast, the speaker discusses the trade-offs between having a delayed ejaculation or a temporary episode of temporary impotence.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker talks about how pseudo-inspirational quotes are like manual cars and shares a funny driving mishap involving a freezer bag of hot water.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
The hosts ask their guest if he's ready for the machine and repeatedly shout "machine" before revealing they were referring to a gay porn, much to the surprise of the guest.
The speaker discusses wanting long hair and jokingly compares it to wanting to marry a real turkey.
The speaker expresses his desire for a catamaran with a machine gun and comments on how impressed he is by people who pose with Doritos on social media. He also mentions his inability to partner with Doritos.
The podcast episode features two friends cracking random jokes about Ukrainian guys shooting down helicopters and weird things happening in Ukraine. They also share some thoughts on finding the bright side of life.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker shares a comical story about meeting her husband while trying to buy a coat and making a bet.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A conversation about a strange encounter involving a man who claimed to have blown the biggest load of his life on the roof of a car he was admiring.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
This podcast segment discusses a man who is known for being funny and not wanting to appear stupid in front of others.
A story about how calling for a chimney sweep was a joke of the day despite it being a genuine service that was needed.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The hosts joke about thanking their four female fans and declare this the official bro episode.
The speakers joke about creating a career as a lesbian pocket watch expert and potentially solving the mystery of Mitchell's disappearance.
This transcript segment includes a cringe-worthy story about mistaking a woman for being pregnant and also a humoristic anecdote about a pregnant woman who dressed in fairy costumes.
