The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts of the podcast are mildly funny, but it is not an attribute they prioritize in the show. They occasionally receive compliments on their humor.
The host shares funny stories about knocking his head on a pole, being recognized on dating apps because of his blue checkmark, and encountering street football tricks in Barcelona.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
In this humorous comment, the speaker suggests using high-grade olive oil instead of low-grade crankcase oil, as it tastes better and is believed to be healthier.
The speaker recounts an embarrassing and painful experience of being stuck in a "doggy position" with a shattered vertebrae during TwitchCon. She also recommends having one's teeth filed down to accommodate partners, eliciting laughter from the audience.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
The speaker makes some odd comparisons between a dwarf and a squirrel's movements, which ends in a dark joke about a plane crash.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker shares a comical story about meeting her husband while trying to buy a coat and making a bet.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
The speaker jokingly discusses the need for lead time in order to steal babies for a party in a humorous manner.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker talks about a person who never fails to make them laugh, even when just thinking about them, and how much they appreciate their presence in their life.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The hosts discuss the humor in old family photos and recall a specific picture of themselves with a watermelon. They also joke about sending inappropriate childhood photos to their friends.
The speaker tells a humorous anecdote about getting high on painkillers and saying funny things while under the influence.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker recounts a humorous memory of chasing a fly around an Airbnb with a fly swatter to the beat of "Staying Alive", with friends laughing in the background.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
Comedian and host Conan O'Brien believes that being funny is more important than being good looking. He shares that having a good sense of humor can make up for any physical flaws and is an attractive quality in a person.
The hosts discuss the humorous challenges of attempting to perform a backflip as an adult and how it differs from when they were younger.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
The hosts joke about joining their Patreon to see a close-up of the speaker's face for 20 minutes. The conversation includes humorous exchanges and references to bad luck.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
