The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker finds pleasure in the realization that they are the common denominator in all their failed relationships, and uses dark humor to cope after injuring themselves and requiring multiple operations.
A person shares a brief encounter with a Greek guy wearing revealing blue skivvies on the beach, while reflecting on their own choice of clothing.
The hosts discuss a friend who broke his arm and leg and, while recovering, became addicted to squirrel treats. They joke about the location, Port Mayonnaise, being the go-to destination for collecting the said treats.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Wendy, Thomas and Paul engage in hilarious banter and tease each other about their dynamic relationship.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
Joking around certain sensitive topics like sex work can be tricky as it can cause internal conflicts between morals and humor. While joking could be fun, the internal dilemmas need to be considered to avoid hurting others.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous conversation about the lack of standardization in living space requirements, with examples of finding furniture and animals in unexpected places.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
A humorous anecdote about a moldy bagel causing chaos in a room, while the hosts joke about their eating habits.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A person shares their favorite New Yorker cartoon, featuring a piece of penne, and discusses the humor and delivery of various cartoons.
The speaker tells a couple of quick, funny stories about someone named Harry before abruptly ending the podcast after mentioning that Harry went missing.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A woman's date goes wrong when her dog starts attacking her during dinner.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Comedian shares his definition of "relatable handsome" which is not movie or TV handsome, but rather the type of handsome you might find in a mall or in reality TV.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
A man recounts his experience of having to race back to his hotel after experiencing digestive distress while shopping in a gift shop, and his thoughts on publicly keeping a mask on during the pandemic in regards to bodily functions.
A compilation of random memories and comedic anecdotes, from being persistent in business to witnessing Paul Simon discipline his kids, to laughing about a billionaire losing his wallet with 500 million dollars in it.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The hosts discuss the humorous challenges of attempting to perform a backflip as an adult and how it differs from when they were younger.
A group of women discuss the various double meanings behind the word "tea," while one member notes the questionable taste behind their jokes about being kidnapped.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
