The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker reflects on the excitement of watching roasting and being the underdog, and prepares for their first roast where their appearance will be mocked.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
The speaker discusses wanting long hair and jokingly compares it to wanting to marry a real turkey.
In this episode, the hosts discuss the Way Back Machine being in the shop and jokingly suggest starting a GoFundMe to pay the bill, but acknowledge the potential legal issues that could come with it.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
Two comedians joke about what it would be like to be stranded on an island with Jennifer Aniston and the various hypothetical scenarios that might arise.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker laughs at a humorous image related to texting boys in class.
In this lighthearted podcast, three friends discuss their experience eating mixed tofu and joke about their collective wisdom and name.
The speaker shares his struggles with urinal etiquette due to his sausage thumbs, and awkward moments in public restrooms.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
The speaker and his companion encountered a man masturbating in the park, who turned out to be Cajun Man. The experience was surreal but left an impression on the speaker.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The speaker talks about a person who never fails to make them laugh, even when just thinking about them, and how much they appreciate their presence in their life.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The speaker tells a humorous anecdote about getting high on painkillers and saying funny things while under the influence.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Comedian shares his definition of "relatable handsome" which is not movie or TV handsome, but rather the type of handsome you might find in a mall or in reality TV.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
The host jokes about challenging a librarian to a duel and talks about his experience encountering katana librarians. He ends the episode abruptly after the joke.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
In this humorous podcast, the speaker discusses the trade-offs between having a delayed ejaculation or a temporary episode of temporary impotence.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
This episode features a humorous and lighthearted conversation about the distraction of Michaela's assets during a podcast recording with Jordan Peterson. The discussion also touches on the perception of certain cultural nuances and an evaluation of alt-right politics.
A person shares a story about a girl lunging at them during an afternoon gathering, and their reaction to the situation.
A group of women discuss the various double meanings behind the word "tea," while one member notes the questionable taste behind their jokes about being kidnapped.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
