A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
The speaker recounts a humorous memory of chasing a fly around an Airbnb with a fly swatter to the beat of "Staying Alive", with friends laughing in the background.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
The speaker talks about how pseudo-inspirational quotes are like manual cars and shares a funny driving mishap involving a freezer bag of hot water.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
A confusion on suite numbers leads to hilarious encounters with strangers and provokes a sense of craziness among people.
A story about a kid who pulled a prank involving toilet water and Dr. Pepper.
The speaker shares a humorous incident about how tech guys try to interact with the police. He also talks about his observation of a person who has earned fear instead of respect in a situation.
The speaker expresses his desire for a catamaran with a machine gun and comments on how impressed he is by people who pose with Doritos on social media. He also mentions his inability to partner with Doritos.
A humorous conversation about the lack of standardization in living space requirements, with examples of finding furniture and animals in unexpected places.
Two people discuss an encounter in which a man was looking for hidden juice in the woods and ended up having a conversation with them about it.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The speaker reflects on the excitement of watching roasting and being the underdog, and prepares for their first roast where their appearance will be mocked.
Joking around certain sensitive topics like sex work can be tricky as it can cause internal conflicts between morals and humor. While joking could be fun, the internal dilemmas need to be considered to avoid hurting others.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A father shares humorous stories about his children, including a 13-year-old who doesn't want to be called a "sweet little angel" and his 11-year-old son named Archie getting stitches in his head and toe.
The speaker celebrates the power of humor in finding acceptance and one's like-minded community. He finds humor to be the most individualized and subjective aspect of life, and shares his appreciation for TikTok's humorous content.
A discussion about an upcoming show where the host and guests dress like church ladies. Also mentions the perception of people thinking they look cool on Between Two Ferns.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
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The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
A group of women discuss the various double meanings behind the word "tea," while one member notes the questionable taste behind their jokes about being kidnapped.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
A person recalls a memory of their cousin wanting to watch a pornography movie on their VHS player after their dad bought a blockbuster movie.
