The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The speaker finds pleasure in the realization that they are the common denominator in all their failed relationships, and uses dark humor to cope after injuring themselves and requiring multiple operations.
The speaker shares a humorous incident about how tech guys try to interact with the police. He also talks about his observation of a person who has earned fear instead of respect in a situation.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
In this humorous comment, the speaker suggests using high-grade olive oil instead of low-grade crankcase oil, as it tastes better and is believed to be healthier.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A group of friends mistook a person's political affiliation based on their home decor and it led to a humorous moment.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker shares a comical story about meeting her husband while trying to buy a coat and making a bet.
The speaker discusses the idea of a "Science Corner" and the common use of gut instinct for problem-solving, while also highlighting the humorous side of the topic with jokes about oatmeal.
The speaker comically compares the art of snake handling to ballet, expressing the nervousness and hesitancy one may feel when attempting to grab a snake.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
Comedian Tom Segura shares his humorous thoughts about the challenges of raising a puppy and the potential pitfalls of using a Nest Cam for more than just monitoring your pet.
The speaker critiques arguments made in bad faith by proposing absurd scenarios, like hypothetical Nazis using a person’s language skills to make propaganda, or a person finding themselves pregnant with a Nazi’s child.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The speakers discuss the humorous aspects of adopting a certain type of language and dress code in the workplace, highlighting the absurdity of certain expectations.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
The hosts ponder if people who double park have secret devious problems and try to come up with a fun rhyme for the name "Guy".
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
A man recounts owing a friend a million dollars and his unusual way of paying him back, before going off on a tangent about seeing Stay-Free mini pads at a store.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
A humorous retelling of an encounter with a stuttering man named Steven who was mistaken for being under arrest but was actually just excited to meet someone with long hair like him.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
A lighthearted conversation about attending sales and making jokes about Jewish stereotypes between the podcast hosts.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The hosts discuss their experience being hit on by people who never follow up and make jokes about attending the fictional Arci Gala.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
The hosts discuss the humorous challenges of attempting to perform a backflip as an adult and how it differs from when they were younger.
A group of women discuss the various double meanings behind the word "tea," while one member notes the questionable taste behind their jokes about being kidnapped.
The hosts discuss how the water distorts the appearance of your genitals while naked in a pool and talk about farting and even potentially defecating in the pool.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
