In this podcast, the discussion includes an individual's enthusiasm towards dressing up as a mime, seducing dogs, and lawn gnomes sitting on chairs.
The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts recount stories of making jokes to alleviate tension during stressful moments and reflect on personal experiences growing up without modern amenities.
This podcast discusses how humor provides social bonding and can be a coping mechanism during difficult situations, even if it's uncomfortable. Seinfeld had to turn to stop a laughing audience during the prediction of a school shooting years ago.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The speaker shares a story about going to a strip club with his dad and jokingly claiming his dad's bone marrow for himself. He also mentions his dad's experience at a restaurant and expresses some frustration about not being informed earlier.
The speaker talks about how pseudo-inspirational quotes are like manual cars and shares a funny driving mishap involving a freezer bag of hot water.
Kathy Griffin talks about her new book and how it is important to understand and honor how people are wired, especially during tough times; mentioning how we all bond over similar things.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses how humor is a skill that must be learned and practiced, and shares his experience of trying to improve his own sense of humor. The conversation takes a strange turn towards the end when the speaker makes a completely unrelated and disturbing comment about child molestation.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
The speaker expresses his desire for a catamaran with a machine gun and comments on how impressed he is by people who pose with Doritos on social media. He also mentions his inability to partner with Doritos.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
In this transcript snippet, the speaker shares their thoughts on the flow of jokes in conversation and comments on the profitability of movies like Austin Powers.
A listener recounts their disastrous prom night which ended in being drunk behind a Burger King with a stranger. They also discuss their experiences with nudist parents and in-laws.
The speaker describes a video where a man is wearing a harness that is pulling on his crotch and he uses a loop to pretend he's looking at rings while saying goodbye to the camera to go to Milan.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
A woman adds a shirt to her collection because she finds it amusing, leading the hosts to discuss which unlikely people they would want to have a drink with.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker shares a story of a drunk man who ended up in his lap and the humorous encounter that followed while conversing with her husband's coworkers at the firehouse.
Der bekannte Erfolgsfaktor eines Witzes ist das Setup, aber letztendlich hängt die Lustigkeit eines Witzes stark vom individuellen Empfinden ab. Es ist schwierig, einen Witz zu finden, der für alle lustig ist, da dies von subjektiven Faktoren abhängt.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
The reunion has arrived, but the hipsters they hired are causing problems.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
The hosts joke about their mannerisms while introducing the podcast episode.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man recounts a story of a bad guy who got out of his car and hit the water, prompting his friend to jump in and rescue him, leading to a humorous encounter.
The speaker tells a funny, exaggerated story of how a bank teller would react if they were to be robbed and what they would say to him.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
A person shares a story about a girl lunging at them during an afternoon gathering, and their reaction to the situation.
The speakers joke about creating a career as a lesbian pocket watch expert and potentially solving the mystery of Mitchell's disappearance.
Joe Rogan and guest discuss their experience with a neighbor who complained about their loud party, prompting a humorous debate over noise levels and appropriateness.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
