The speaker describes a humorous incident where a miscommunication led to an unexpected exchange of gifts.
The hosts discuss haircuts, wearing masks, and a humorous comparison to Hitler's facial features, along with the challenges of trying to trim one's own beard.
This podcast episode explores the power of humor in relationships, as well as how it can be an attractive quality in a partner.
The hosts recount stories of making jokes to alleviate tension during stressful moments and reflect on personal experiences growing up without modern amenities.
The speaker recounts a humorous encounter with a kid in the rain, offering him a garbage bag to keep himself dry.
A woman in the neighborhood became famous for wearing high heels while doing mundane tasks such as taking out the trash.
A humorous commentary on the benefits of young people observing and learning from expert roasters before attempting to join in on roasting others themselves.
The introduction to humor for kids is usually lowbrow toilet humor, but the speed at which they transition into intelligent humor can be a marker of their growth. Nicknames based on crude actions, such as Shakespeare or Wagstaff, are common among children who have not yet developed sophisticated humor.
The speaker narrates an amusing anecdote about a character named Keso, who was their teenage idol but turned out to be as awkward at a party as any high school student.
In this conversation, the speaker discusses his preference for a giant check if he ever won a prize or cash in small bills if involved in a ransom situation, and goes on to speculate about the hobby of a securities seller who may have been banned.
This is a compilation of random quotes from a podcast, ranging from silly to suggestive.
A man describes his experience attending an event with his wingman, who happens to be a 65-year-old woman who used to be Mick Jagger's personal chef. He jokingly tells his friends to find out if she is single and wants to give her pictures of them flirting on their one year anniversary.
A humorous anecdote about Whitney's drunken attempt to steal another person's costume and her elaborate bedtime routine.
A humorous anecdote about a moldy bagel causing chaos in a room, while the hosts joke about their eating habits.
The speaker welcomes the listener to the podcast and jokes about Trump's head cold and Netflix.
The speaker gives a piece of advice to someone struggling to get laid and suggests going back to the old neighborhood to get comfortable again. They also discuss a concept for Stavi's World where women with large breasts wear an exoskeleton to ease the stress on their spine.
After calling the registrar's office to get a copy of his birth certificate, the speaker received a copy stamped "deceased" instead. He finds humor in the situation and shares his story as a secret to happiness.
The speaker shares a funny story of recognizing his former biology teacher during a physical therapy session after many years and expressing his admiration for him.
Two people exchange insults and reminisce about childhood memories.
The hosts discuss an awkward situation involving a pee puddle on the floor during a photo.
A man describes the experience of having a cigarette-smelling, sad-looking Ninja Turtle mascot at his nephew's birthday party and how it was disconcerting to take photos with him due to his inappropriate attire and erect genitalia.
The speaker discusses awkward encounters with nudist families and someone with a fungal infection that they proceed to shake hands with.
Roger shares a humorous anecdote about his grandma and a horse.
The speaker shares funny anecdotes about leaving her phone on top of the car, going on a road trip, and being teased for not putting her phone on silent.
A bizarre story about a family who called the police claiming a masked man locked their daughter in a barn, only to reveal they wanted to retrieve their daughter's underwear which was stuck on a fence.
The speaker is discussing the phase of their friend Creed's haircut and joking about hair salon puns.
In this humorous podcast, the host discusses his vast collection of Tolkien commentary and unfinished tales, while also jokingly questioning how one could possibly stop getting laid.
The hosts discuss the time they left a Jaguar rental car in a parking lot and flushed the keys down a highway bathroom, jokingly anticipating a massive charge on their credit card bill for the unrecovered vehicle.
There is a difference between cracking a joke to boost morale and cracking a joke at inappropriate times. It is important to understand when humor is appropriate and useful versus when it can be harmful.
A man recounts a story of a bad guy who got out of his car and hit the water, prompting his friend to jump in and rescue him, leading to a humorous encounter.
In this podcast snippet, the hosts joke about the idea of having a cash counter in the bedroom and imitating the sound of a cash machine.
Friends share stories and jokes, exchange gifts, and engage in playful banter about various topics, including visits to a brothel in Australia.
Comedians Joe Rogan and Andrew Santino discuss the abstract idea of "hardness," using the analogy of an eight-pound hard shit.
The speaker describes an elderly relative who has an obsession with crafting phallic objects, including pillows, salt and pepper shakers, and even crochet penises. She puts squeakers in the balls and even circumcises them.
The speaker discusses a story about buying a pregnancy test and getting a bonus point for the baseline good story ranking, all while cruising on a bicycle and imagining people's reactions to buying a test for their mother.
The speaker enjoyed good grades in school and was well-liked by their teachers due to their willingness to work hard. However, they also used humor as a way to navigate their classes and often spoke out of turn.
Two individuals share a light-hearted and humorous conversation about therapy, poisonous plants, and the need for psychology in certain environments.
Parents of a young girl took revenge on a mother who stole their daughter's hat by orchestrating a hilarious text message plot. They sent a photo of their daughter wearing the hat to all the parents, prompting outrage and threats of violence against the hat thief.
A comedian shares a joke about a man climbing a mountain to meet the wisest man in the world and the message that it holds.
A group of friends celebrate the arrival of the New Year by making crude jokes and insulting Christmas, discussing bizarre fetishes, and expressing their hopes for a better year.
